A Toronto psychic commissioned by The Basketball Jones has New Jersey winning and Sacramento doing poorly in the lottery.
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Yeah Well the Ping Pong Balls couldn't have got any worse for the Kings...
I mean, we ended up with only the ROY with pick 4…..how shitty is that…
Luckily I don't really buy in to the whole psychic thing
let alone a Canadian psychic
#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"
at least she is not some old hag..and decent to look at
"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"
lol
Gotta love The Basketball Jones.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on May 18, 2010 6:21 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
well that makes as much sense as the Ping Pong Balls anyway
so yes, i am a bit scared
by The Guy on the Couch on May 18, 2010 6:49 AM PDT reply actions
Ponder this...
Most Kings Fans I talk to… seem to be Preparing themselves for Disappointment. Its Sad to say… we are the Buffalo Bills or Chicago Cubs, meaning, the Fanbase Sounds Similer. We expect to Compete, but are not surprised when we lose. I Say… Screw David Stern, Screw the Land Deal that may or may not happen. I am Cutting my Palm and Shaking hands with the devil, and as my Purple Blood mix with the lava that is his Sweat…
I make a deal…
The Devil Replies… #2 is the best I can Do!
I'll take it!
Done deal.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Vonnegut
Well this was pretty redundant
I made a deal with Satan months ago. All he promised me was the top 3. Maybe I’ll rescind my deal since you got the better one and see if God price matches.
#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"
by vfettke on May 18, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
HEY!
We are not the Chicago Cubs and I am extremely offended by that. Cubs fans are some of the worst (in baseball), beaten out only by Phillies fans. Every time they come out strong at the beginning of a season they go spouting off that they are going to win the world series and yada yada. They refuse to accept that their team sucks and use some stupid “curse” as a scapegoat for their crappiness. We on the other hand know we are a bad team, and are actually pretty modest fans who are happy with just improvement and don’t expect to win every year.
(Sigh) Anyways, it’s funny you mention the Bills though because in my English class, there was a guy who wore a Kings hat and a Bills sweatshirt everyday, and when I saw it I thought he found the Kings of the NFL to root for.
Deeper than the stare of a man that lost it all, wider than the outstretched arms of the law, wider than the eyes of a newborn child, we're committed, to go the extra mile
by prowseinthehouse on May 18, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
we also aren't proud of our suckiness like they are
“You think you had it bad? Try not winning the world series in over 100 years!”
Personally I would like nothing (Okay that’s a lie, i would love to see the Athletics beat the Dodgers or any other team in the World Series) better than see the Yankees crush the Cubs in a four game World Series sweep.
Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?
by wallywagon11 on May 18, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats more than me
I would like for the Cubs to never even see the World Series
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by prowseinthehouse on May 18, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw that
Game 7 of the World Series in Chicago. Tie game. Top of the 9th. A-Rod homers deep. Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, 1 man on. Whatever great hitter the Cubs have is at the plate. He smacks it toward the left field wall. And just as its about to make it over he’s robbed of the homer by the Yankess left fielder to end the game.
There would be no more fitting or miserable way to lose than to have it ripped away from you at the last second.
#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"
I don't know if she's right or not.
But she’s definitely making my palm red.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on May 18, 2010 7:32 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
does she use the same method as the psychic in mallrats?
Could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?
by wallywagon11 on May 18, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha
Team she picks to win the lottery isn’t even in the lottery. Thank you Isiah Thomas!
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Hope they didn't pay her too much!
To be the best, you have to do your best. Otherwise, you are only second-rate.
All I want to know is
does her psychic readings come with a “happy ending”
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on May 18, 2010 8:41 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
good way to test psychics
they should go to 10 different psychics and see how different the answers are
put me in, Coach
At last, the Scientific Method applied to mystical mumbo-jumbo.
Good to see you thinking again, Beavis.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
I wonder if this was scripted
It would be funny if they were playing on us getting screwed all the time. I thought it was funny that she was like, eh… something maybe in New York…or close… or on the east coast…they will do ok… oh but SACRAMENTO is fucked…yep I’m sure of that one.
Deeper than the stare of a man that lost it all, wider than the outstretched arms of the law, wider than the eyes of a newborn child, we're committed, to go the extra mile
by prowseinthehouse on May 18, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions
Yeah, she just said California
and thought it might be Sac. It could be The Dubs
#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"
Hopefully
It sucks we have that reputation though. Oh someone in California is getting screwed. Sacramento?
I’m not taking it seriously though. I actually thought it was pretty funny, do you know what happens on lost??
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by prowseinthehouse on May 18, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
so even psychics have an east coast bias?
Still waiting for the Euler of basketball to play for the Kings
So..
Is the New York pick that the Jazz has protected at all? Or can Utah score the number one?
...
by prowseinthehouse on May 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
Completely unprotected
#vfettkefordraft
"The Kings will get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft. Book it!"
Isiah never learned
You always want to use protection.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on May 18, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I went to a psychic once
When she asked me “cash or charge,” I knew it was time to leave, as she could not even foretell that I intended to dash at the end of the reading.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on May 18, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
RUNNER! RUNNER!
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
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