Introducing: The Periodic Table Té-Shirt
by Tom Ziller on Jun 11, 2010 7:47 AM PDT
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PrintThis can be yours.
You can get it in a number of colors at Sactown Royalty's official store. I prefer the green(e) one.
There's also a standard logo t-shirt. More designs soon. Rep your city!
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I don't get the 0.233 though. Any significance?
I would have gone with 0.221 for his birthday – 2-21.
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jun 11, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Its his shooting % from the 4th row.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jun 11, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course. Duh
Excellent
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jun 11, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Now I really want one.
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jun 11, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
isnt if obvious?
its his batting average with Runners in Scoring Postion.
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
This is an epic nerd-shirt
Pacifist ass-kisser
by otis29 on Jun 11, 2010 8:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, it appeals to a very specific group of people: nerdy Kings fans
so basically everyone here
#vfettkefordraft
well then no offense to anybody
but i wouldnt be caught dead wearing that shirt in public because of three reasons
1) Its a dorky shirt.
2) Nobody would have any idea what it is about.
3) Even the nerds would laugh at me.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
We're all laughing at you anyway so you might as well wear one ;p
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."
by kangsfan on Jun 11, 2010 10:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
i set myself up for that one
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
You're young aren't you?
Last I checked, wearing some random esoteric t-shirt was supposed to be cool. This one’s even cooler because its really unique and is a random way to strike up conversations.
#vfettkefordraft
you dont understand young people these days
nobody likes the kings anymore, so i have to stand up for them all the time
there are probably more laker fans than kings fans at my school
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So that just means you should rep this shirt all the more.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
i have trouble trying to explain each player to everyone
imagine how hard explaining that shirt would be
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
for example
nobody knows who donte greene is
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
They'll be kicking themselves in 2 years.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Thats the plan
Hopefully it happens in two years because after then im gone
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Please don't tell me you are passed the 5th grade
Kids don’t know the local players yet they know like 50,000 pokemon characters? WTF!?!
Please note the 11 next to my name. All others are frauds.
by wallywagon11 on Jun 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol im a junior next year
and i think pokemon characters is a bit of a stretch…
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A JUNIOR! In high school!?!
And you have friends who are in fact male and don’t know the Kings players? Really? Your classmates suck ass.
Please note the 11 next to my name. All others are frauds.
by wallywagon11 on Jun 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
well
my friends know the kings players because most of my friends are athletes
but most male classmates probably wouldn’t even be able to name one player on the kings, not even tyreke
which is probably the reason i have gotten to resenting the lakers so much
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jun 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Just sayin...
Then don’t explain it to them. I don’t think many cool kids sit around trying to explain what they are doing all the time. Just rock it, and dont give a shit.
NERDS!!!!
I personally think its pretty sweet.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
This is awesome.
I’ll try to post some picture ideas later.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Few ideas that I won't have time to Photoshop today
Kayte Christensen with a “Never Forget”.
a “This Team has been rated PG-13” with some ’Reke style warnings.
a “The Kings came back from 35 down in the 3rd quarter to win. Your argument is invalid”
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Jun 11, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That one does have hug`e potential.
I could run with it for days.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
HAHA this is awesome!
Absolutely love it!
by nobodyinparticular on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions
These should not be available in any other colors. It's perfect
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."
by kangsfan on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Great shirt
Although I think it should come in purple and white also so that when you wear it to a game
(this is a sold out playoff game btw) you don’t stick out like a sore thumb as “that one douche who’s wearing green”)
The NBA: "Where 27 free throws happens"
Very tempting and prompts for having Cartman size
But I think I’ll hold off, I know if I get one he’ll get attacked by a shark or something.
Must have.
"Seriously guys, why are they pissed off? Because of the rape... are you sure? That doesn't add up." - Daniel Tosh on Kobe Bryant
by Ice_9ine on Jun 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I have followed this site religiously and daily
for years, but this shirt i had to buy, and I made a profile in the process.
LaMarcus Aldridge is the most over rated and over paid player in NBA. Tyreke Evans will be better than Brandon Roy this year.
by KingsFanInPortland on Jun 11, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
thanks ed
LaMarcus Aldridge is the most over rated and over paid player in NBA. Tyreke Evans will be better than Brandon Roy this year.
by KingsFanInPortland on Jun 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Suré thing Bén.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Let me try -
Thé Stan Van Gundy léd Orlando Magic wéré oncé again éliminatéd from thé playoffs…
Sorry, Bén. 42 wins ovér two yéars can maké oné bittér.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WTF
This is just dumb, but I will say its no uglier than the 20-5-5 shirts, or Reke Roy Shirts. Lets face it, all sports clothing is nerdy. So I guess it fits the mold perfectly
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
It's not like you have to buy it.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Says the guy with the "Tyreke as a Jedi with coachie as yoda riding on his back" avatar.
Yeah, the shirt is nerdy. ;-p
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Kfan FTW
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Going Greeen!!!!!!!!!!!!
"So your a Yank? Thats ok, were all just people. People are all the same. But we like Canadians better." - Guy at the grocery store. "wow"
BTW, I love that Avatar
but I’m a nerd.
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jun 12, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I can happily admit when I do something nerdy
And having the avatar that I have is pretty nerdy but is also mainstream funny. The shirt on the other hand is not all that funny, and it is nowhere near mainstream. Im not bashing the creative thought, just the idea of anyone wearing it
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
If you don't want the shirt don't buy it?
Nobody is taking away your membership if you don’t buy the shirt.
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I love that when someone voices a dissenting opinion, and takes a shot at one of the regulars on the site, you all stop your Warcraft games and start ripping into the person. I could have sworn that criticism and praise went hand in hand when it comes to blogging. Its not a personal attack on Ziller, nor is it ever personal. I get that I dont have to buy the shirt, and I could have not commented. However when I read numerous comments praising how awesome and brilliant the shirt was I felt like I was in a room listening to “Soccer Snobs” and or “Music Snobs”. The shirt is not funny, and I dont care if Im an as*hole for saying it
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
I am officially a dork
I may have been breaking this down too much but I think I have all of the significance to this shirt well figured out.
My first thought was that this was some dorky Tyreke Evans Shirt for the following reasons:
1. Té = Tyreke Evans
2. 20 = The kid is 20 years old and/or only the forth player in NBA history to average 20 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists in only his first season.
3. Evans is the best player on Sacramento Kings and would be a natural selection for only the second Sactown Royalty t-shirt.
I WAS VERY WRONG
Thanks to the wonders of google this Donté Greene shirt proves to be a must have for every crazy fan of a 25 win team.
1. 20 = Donté’s jersey number
2. .0233 = (Credit to babasin) It is the alt code for é
3. Té = The World Famous Donté Greene Show
4. Doratiokanium = Doratio Kane …. Brilliant work!
5. The Shirt is distinctively lime green = Donté Greene
Ziller, could this long internet hunt to find the meaning behind the origins of a Sactown Royalty t-shirt worth…. say… a free t-shirt? :-) If not, please don’t worry. I’ll purchase one anyways. Go Kings!
by CrownedPotential on Jun 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions
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