Suspend Your Disbelief

Tonight we refrain from our DMC vs. WJ vs. TTDP (that's trade the damn pick for the acronym-impaired) debate to take up a cause which comes from a higher calling. Tonight we will stop discussing trade proposals and debating player worth to ponder something much more important than that. Tonight, we as a community must come together and focus our collective attention on something that truly matters, something much more real and concrete than silly debates regarding our team's off-season. No, tonight we will not be discussing this or that or the other as my fellow StR brethren will band together, united for a cause to do some good for a change. Just like the shelter animals, your support is needed now more than ever.

Because tonight, the [Redacted] are on the verge of elimination form the playoffs and this amazing development needs to be shared by everyone in this community and your loved ones. The elimination of the scourge of the [Redacted] not only will help to improve your life, but the lives of all of those around you. How many times have you turned on your television only to see that the [Redacted] have taken another precious life, whether it be a defenseless Bobcat or even a displaced Louisiana musician.  All that can be done in the aftermath of the plague known as the [Redacted] is to burn the bodies of the afflicted and pray for their poor souls. The cloud of death and destruction from the havoc the [Redacted] has wrought is even rumored to have blocked out the Sun. 

But tonight.... oh hear me my faithful clergy of Kings-followers.. tonight this despicable abomination will be no more. Tonight a lone pasty Irishman has come to be our saviour. This wonderful green little man will lead us to salvation and allow us to hold our heads up high once again. So join me! Join me united and as one as we finally behead this monstrosity and send the [Redacted] back to the gates of Hades where they belong.

FTL!!!!