Ok so I am drinking my morning , Blended, Nonfat, Sugar-Free, Decaf Mocha and I thought the moment had arrived to share my NBA Draft wisdom with my friends at Sactown Royalty. "Its, Time", as my good friend Bruce Buffer once said. We met in the Seattle Airport last year. Well actually, I was driving a taxi and he was getting into a limo and there was this moment, when our eyes met that... It's like we had been best friends all of our lives. Someone get me a hanky please.
So back to the business at hand. I obtained my DATA with some pretty darn thorough research (HoopsHype), my Ouji board, and an afternoon with my Cousin's Step Mom's Sister, who runs a Fortune Booth at the County Fair each year.
So with out further adou, I give you my draft board for 2010.
1. Cole Adrich:
Cuz I am
Pookey Bizzaro Guru, and I can.
2. Devin Banks:
Isn't West Virgina where they filmed The Coals Miners Daughter
3. Quincy Pondexter:
He just sounds smart.
4. Ricky Rubio:
Oh shoot, didn't they draft him last year?
5. Luke Babbit:
"Petrie has been blowing a smoke screen on this guy. A SF is where the Kings have absolutely no depth. This guy hasn't shown it yet, but I think his real strength might be in defense. A summer vacation with the Hawe's family ought to get him primed for the season." Editor, Evil Cowbell Inc.
6. John Wahl
Don't believe the hype. Remember Robert Traylor, nuff said...
7. Xavier Henry
Because any kid with a name like that must be tough. Kids can be so cruel at times.
8. Paul George
The Fortune Teller picked this one
9. Scottie Reynolds
Remember the movie Rudy
10. Demarcus Cousins
He's a big softie that can play some "B" and I think Mark Warkentein knows what its like to be misunderstood.
11, 12, 13, 14. Derick Favors
I am not sure but the Ouija has never failed me before.
Section, please consider this my entry into the 2010 Sactown Royalty Draft Challenge Extravagana.