The 411



Ok so I am drinking my morning , Blended, Nonfat, Sugar-Free, Decaf Mocha and I thought the moment had arrived to share my NBA Draft wisdom with my friends at Sactown Royalty.  "Its, Time", as my good friend Bruce Buffer once said.  We met in the Seattle Airport last year.  Well actually, I was driving a taxi and he was getting into a limo and there was this moment, when our eyes met that...  It's like we had been best friends all of our lives.   Someone get me a hanky please.  

So back to the business at hand.  I obtained my DATA with some pretty darn thorough research (HoopsHype), my Ouji board, and an afternoon with my Cousin's Step Mom's Sister, who runs a Fortune Booth at the County Fair each year. 

 So with out further adou, I give you my draft board for 2010.


1.  Cole Adrich: 

     Cuz I am Pookey  Bizzaro Guru, and I can.

2.  Devin Banks:

     Isn't West Virgina where they filmed The Coals Miners Daughter

3.  Quincy Pondexter:

     He just sounds smart. 

4. Ricky Rubio:

    Oh shoot, didn't they draft him last year? 

5. Luke Babbit:

"Petrie has been blowing a smoke screen on this guy.  A SF is where the Kings have absolutely no  depth.  This guy  hasn't shown it yet, but I think his real strength might be in defense.  A summer vacation with the Hawe's family ought to get him primed for the season."  Editor, Evil Cowbell Inc.  

6.  John Wahl

     Don't believe the hype.  Remember Robert Traylor, nuff said... 

7.  Xavier Henry

     Because any kid with a name like that must be tough.  Kids can be so cruel at times.

8. Paul George

    The Fortune Teller picked this one

9. Scottie Reynolds

     Remember the movie Rudy

10. Demarcus Cousins

     He's a big softie that can play some "B" and I think Mark Warkentein knows what its like to be misunderstood.

11, 12, 13, 14. Derick Favors

     I am not sure but the Ouija has never failed me before.    


Section, please consider this my entry into the 2010 Sactown Royalty Draft Challenge Extravagana.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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