Our Brothers, who art from everywhere,
Anti-Laker fans be thy name;
Our day will come;
When the Lakers are done,
On earth and especially game seven.
Give us a pass, our daily dime.
And forgive us our turnovers,
As we forgive those who score against us.
And lead us not into foul trouble;
But deliver us from another Laker championship
Amen.

Will anyone be brave/superstitious enough to actually say the prayer before the game tonight?