Congratulations Are in Order

by Tom Ziller on Jun 18, 2010 4:23 AM PDT in Meta

Grant Napear has made it to another anniversary of his birth. Happy birthday, Napes!

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No wonder this day got off to such a shitty start

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Jun 18, 2010 4:24 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs

Suddenly,

The tremendous bowel movement that I had this morning makes much more sense.

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by section214 on Jun 18, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions

Happy Birthday, Grant! Here's a cake:

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Jun 18, 2010 5:12 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs

Soooo awesome.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Jun 18, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions

I unrec'd this

So I could rec it again. I propose we simply start calling him Princess Peaches from now on.

Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".

by Aykis16 on Jun 18, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

"Matt Cain's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be, at anything. Matt Cain has a gift. He has a gift, and when you acknowledge that, then maybe we will have something to talk about."

by otis29 on Jun 18, 2010 5:40 AM PDT reply actions

Enjoy your cake!

Never forget: I am a complete idiot

by Exhibit G on Jun 18, 2010 6:43 AM PDT reply actions

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"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jun 18, 2010 7:38 AM PDT reply actions

Ice Cream & Cake & Cake - Ice Cream & Cake & Cake

Ice cream and cake, do the ice cream and cake! Ice cream and cake, do the ice cream and cake!! Ice cream and cake, do the ice cream and cake!!!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jun 18, 2010 7:51 AM PDT reply actions

Hmm, thats weird. Here I was thinking Peaches birthday was next week.

"So your a Yank? Thats ok, were all just people. People are all the same. But we like Canadians better." - Guy at the grocery store. "wow"

by chenp22 on Jun 18, 2010 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs

phew....

When I saw the word “congratulations are in order” on the front page, after watching a particular game yesterday, for a split second I was going to punch my computer.

But this is ok! Happy B-day peaches!

(Sadly, he has the same birthday as my girlfriend, but I’ll try to forgive her)

Phil Jackson, after treatment for a kidney stone "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."

by Ellimist on Jun 18, 2010 9:07 AM PDT reply actions

Somebody needs to check his ID

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."

by kangsfan on Jun 18, 2010 9:46 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 7 recs

Oh Boy!!

Put him in the book, and send him to Chuck E Cheese!

by Dub_TC on Jun 18, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions

With all due respect to Sims,

Meh.

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on Jun 18, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

After lurking on this site for quite some time, it pains me that this is what has compelled me to join. I turned 30 today, and as a present, I have to find out that I share my birthday with Grant. From the lips of Mike Lamb, no less. I think I need another shower.

by craigpg on Jun 18, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions