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Give the kid a break before Daniel Shapiro gets his mitts on him. Looks like DeMarcus is in heaven. Nice photo.
by betweentheeyes on Jun 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
You took the words out of my mouth.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Hot chicks + hamburgers
Yes it’s hard to see how DMC loses here.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Seriously
He just became a multi millionaire and practically owns the city after just 5 days. Surely he can find a way (or two) to burn off the calories in those burgers
#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jun 29, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wink
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Jun 29, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Those look tasty
The burgers don’t look bad either.
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Jun 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I think he is starting to actually believe
that all that stuff he said about wanting to be in Sacrament is true in that picture.
I love this picture so much
It’s officially my avatar. Change is good.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Nice
It is a badass picture.
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Jun 29, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
We need to put up fat Sean May pictures throughout the practice facility
A reminder just case he wants to eat his body fat in Twinkies…
F#ck Kobe Bryant.
F#ck Shaquille O’Neal
F#ck Phil Jackson
F#ck Rick Fox (twice)
F#ck Sasha Vujacic
F#ck Robert Horry
F#ck Derek Fisher
F#ck Dick Bavetta, Bob Delaney and Ted Bernhardt – I’m still waiting for them to have their jerseys retired at Staples.
F#ck Every Laker fan who comes to Arco Arena, wears his hat sideways and stands up and cheers with his arms out and his back to the floor whenever Kobe scores a basket.
Oh, and F#ck Jack Nicholson, Dyan Cannon, and that silver haired douchebag wearing the snakeskin boots.
Who’d I miss?
by B-RAD on Jun 29, 2010 6:10 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Leave May alone
He put a lot of work in last year, lost quite a bit of weight, and was a consummate professional on and off the court. I wish him well wherever he goes.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Jun 29, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I felt bad for making a Fat May joke yesterday. He played well for us in a couple big moments, and while I never met him, he seemed very professional and charming
Also, as someone who can get offended by, shall we say “off-color” remarks, I really shouldn’t be making comments that are degrading to people of different body-types than my own. I will be rooting for Sean wherever he ends up also.
by basketball galactica on Jun 29, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
well said
Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
by wallywagon11 on Jun 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with the sentiment,
but wasn’t your Maydar like 40% fat jokes?
I had to do it
But I went two ways with it:


#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jun 29, 2010 6:53 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
The burgers look good
The SKDT sandwich looks better
I don't think they're SKDT
Just two really hot chicks.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Make a
“DeMarcus Cousins is Enjoying Sacramento … Your Argument is Invalid”
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Keep eating those cheeseburgers and you might turn into JAMARCUS RUSSEL.
GASP!
DeMarcus Cousins with the rebound, outlet pass to Tyreke, alley-oop to Donte Greene! Put it in the books and send him to the line!!!
-The dream of a great young core for years to come!
Actually, Cousins just looks like what I imagine
Rashard Lewis would look like if he at too many cheeseburgers.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
by Aykis16 on Jun 29, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
nice
DeMarcus Cousins with the rebound, outlet pass to Tyreke, alley-oop to Donte Greene! Put it in the books and send him to the line!!!
-The dream of a great young core for years to come!
That's what my brother in law said when he first saw him in real life with me at the Rookie Intro.
He’s a Magic fan and he was like “wow thats a fatter Rashard Lewis.”
by caseycheesecake on Jun 29, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.
by swoosh91 on Jun 29, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Man I might have to change my avatar again.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
Keep bashing every photo instead
of believing in your big man and he will stop providing you with off court entertainment. Some of you are eating burgers and hope DMC doesnt get fat! This is part of the entertainment package you received when signing him. All will be good in Sactown.
Who says we're bashing DMC? (alright some people might be)
I just think this is a wonderfully hilarious picture.
Grandmaster of the "Never let AnotherStupidSN forget what a Sham-Wow is" Order and Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster".
One more for good measure:

#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jun 29, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
This one made me laugh.
I hope not……………..
Hope
by Ultrakingsfan on Jun 29, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
DMC = Ghost of 3-will
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
















