The Kings worked out former Gonzaga star and former Laker Adam Morrison today in Las Vegas. They're looking for a "cheap" shooter.
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Too much ugly in Morrison
I’d be ok if he stays in the locker room until needed.
There are some guys smarter than me, some guys better looking, I take comfort in the fact that there is no guy that is both.
if
he can get his acts straight, we can end up with a good bargain here. perfec opportunity to prove himself
"And Solskjaer has won it!"
by 'tough as nails' spence on Jul 14, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
and it cost 800k
which in NBA terms, is a few cents. He gave us some quality minutes, but I don’t see him sticking anywhere. Maybe a team with a really weak front court can use him for bench minutes, like the Raptors.
by VenomySnicket on Jul 14, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not bad option for the dollar.
He should be really cheap and supply another shooter off the bench. I would hope that this doesn’t stop the team from signing both Thompson and Landesberg.
Truth is, on talent alone, and nothing else, I’d rank DMC 1st.
PookeyGuru- June 1, 2010.
***Update***
Cousins can be a major star.
PookeyGuru- June 23, 2010.
Free agent splash
Is smaller than expected… How much under the cap are we expected to be once we fill some spots? I’m not opposed to going cheap while we are rebuilding. Save the money so we can resign the young talent we need to keep when we are in better contention for the playoffs.
by ivAAron on Jul 14, 2010 1:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
another last shot
Like mccants, sheldon williams, and sean may…
It's all Jim Les' fault
by nakaisgod on Jul 14, 2010 2:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
my thoughts exactly.
Here’s some money, good job making it to the NBA.
by DirtyDribblers on Jul 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Horrible IMO
PW constantly says that the key to staying on the floor is guarding the opposition, AM doesnt guard, has never guarded, and probably will never guard anyone. We dont need a guy to come in and not make anyone better
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Morrison has drawn a lot of interest
He worked out in Las Vegas for the Clippers, Bulls, Wizards, Cavaliers, Celtics and Spurs.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
The filthiest stash in the league!
No thanks he can take his jeans and sport coat to the D league.Can’t believe Malone,Stockton,Barkley never got 1,and he has 2!
by WE NEED A DEFENSIVE MINDED CENTER on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was wondering
do you have any idea what kind of frontcourt help we need?
Childress then flew to Greece and asked the team if they would pay him in gold bars, hookiers, weed, and marijuana. The rest is history.
by TheFifthMookie on Jul 14, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Defensive Minded Center = DMC
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by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's the second time I've heard that today!
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by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please let this happen
My personalized Morrison King’s jersey would finally have a purpose beyond stylishness.
by rbiegler on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Stylishness???
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
lol! I'd feel more like a douche in an Adam Morrison jersey
Than a (whatever your name is) Morrison Jersey! If he signs I would burn it
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on Jul 14, 2010 2:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Roger Mason Jr.
Seems to make a lot more sense IMO. He’s a solid defender, with a little PG skills that can stroke the long ball. Why not pay a little more and get a guy that can REALLY help you and fill a position of greater need.
Ill say one thing...Morrison has guts
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
No This Guy
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Im shocked that he didnt make it
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
tough as nails
"And Solskjaer has won it!"
by 'tough as nails' spence on Jul 14, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Adams Dad had all the talent
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Hot Rod?
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Jul 14, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Here's why it could be good
Adam Morrison can’t create his own shot, but he can shoot. It is reasonable to expect that Tyreke and DeMarcus will draw extra defenders. You want guys who can hang out and poach open 3s.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
But would those shots he makes
make up for all the liabilities he creates on defense
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Valid point
And it depends on how he is used. I’d expect him to be a player off the bench who doesn’t play a ton of minutes.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
I agree that he would be a spot player
But Im not sure the Kings are in a position to really need a crunch time shooter. Contending teams usually need these players, not up and coming
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
on top of that, Ammo hasn't even proven himself as a "crunch time" shooter
Just a shooter.
Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!
Might as well sign a two-time NBA champion
He’s a veteran at towel waving and slapping butts.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Tebow thinks that AM was completely justified
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Grown Men Can Cry!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I think the comment should have said
They are for a cheap “shooter.” 37% career shooting percentage. 33% from beyond the arc. Sign me right up!
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
I believe his mustache confirms this rumor
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Off of looks alone, I'd be more inclined to think Danilo Gallinari is the biggest douche
But I bet he’s respectable.
And that's wassup.
by Sacramento_Strong on Jul 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He absolutely is
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He was at a college party and started hitting on a girl, she was not feeling it and made signals to move. His reply? "Don't you know who I am?"
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
At least he didn't punch her in the face a la Lawrence Phillips.
LP: “Don’t you know who I am”
Female: “Yes and I still won’t dance with you.”
LP- (Bam! Hit’s her in the face.)
Female: (Left bleeding and missing teeth)
LP’s Buddy: “Lawrence says he’ll give you 20 bucks if you don’t say anything”
Oh yeah, true story.
Truth is, on talent alone, and nothing else, I’d rank DMC 1st.
PookeyGuru- June 1, 2010.
***Update***
Cousins can be a major star.
PookeyGuru- June 23, 2010.
He's got
something no one else on the team has …. rings! Bring his champion leadership to the Kings!!!!!!
please note sarcasm. Thanks.
That's what I'm talking about
Bring that championship mentality to the Kings.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Beno has a ring or 2 I believe
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on Jul 14, 2010 2:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WaBeno does.
Yeaaah...can you feel it baby?
I can too -- Marky Mark
by Boogie Knight on Jul 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I played as many minutes in the Finals as AM did
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Adams younger brother has something to say on the issue
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Mission Accomplished for the day
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Don't ever...
and I mean EVER reproduce this picture in any way whatsoever.
Shuddering.
"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Gawd help us if he ever takes his jersey off....
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
Is there any other player in the NBA that could illicit this type of response
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
I put AM's pic in an aging machine... the good news is he can be in Happy Gilmore 2
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
by King7420 on Jul 14, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Shooting in Practice: So easy an Adam Morrison can do it
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
I do see the resemblance
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Brittany Spears= Adam Morrison
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Britney looks horrible in this pic.
Truth is, on talent alone, and nothing else, I’d rank DMC 1st.
PookeyGuru- June 1, 2010.
***Update***
Cousins can be a major star.
PookeyGuru- June 23, 2010.
I say...why not?
His cheap, he can shoot [if little to nothing else] and could be a decent camper so when DeMarcus and Tyreke kick it out. Hmmmm. plus its not like he’s gonna get big minutes too, especially over Casspi and Greene….but if he does….i quit.
Ok this is getting very disturbing.
I can’t handle this all season long…
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
First reaction: LOL
Second reaction: Nbrans is going to kill himself
Third reaction: For the minimum, and for a year, this actually might not be bad.
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Luckily I think even if they sign him he's not getting past Greene, Casspi, and Garcia and he can't play SG
But we sign if Westphal inexplicably gives him minutes Ime Udoka style ahead of Greene and Casspi I’LL JUMP DON’T TELL ME I WON’T BECAUSE I’LL DO IT.
Wanted: For leading to Nbrans suicide
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
by King7420 on Jul 14, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Adam Morrison = NaPlayer
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
by King7420 on Jul 14, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you have to wonder
how much attention AM is getting as a fallout from Redick turning his career around last year. wondering if teams are thinking AM will be able to do the same with some playing time and the right situation.
Interesting Point
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
I'm not too crazy about the idea of him in a Kings jersey.
But on a completely unrelated note, I always thought he looked like Sean Penn from “Falcon and the Snowman” (if anyone still remembers that movie).
Saw it at the Starlight Drive-In back in the day..
GREAT movie.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
According to Charles Oakley
60% of the players smoke herb, so I would say there is a fairly good chance.
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
60% have with Oak, is what he means.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
60% is low
If the first hand accounts I heard are any indication, most all NBA players that smoke do so throughout the NBA season as well. It’s the vice of choice because they can’t drink…although I’ve seen a fair share of drunk players the night before and after games.
by WhentheKingswinyouwin! on Jul 14, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
60% of the time
They smoke every time.
by mbcarval on Jul 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
NO!!!!!!
I don’t care he looks funny, and I don’t care he has been a lottery bust…. I do not want a former Laker on the roster!
I think he will fail his tryout, after all he has been watching Ron-Ron hoist threes the last months, that should be all it takes to catch a severe case of brick-itis.
You didn't hear?
They’re getting the band back together, except DMC will be playing the part of Webber. Chris couldn’t be lured back now that he’s gone Hollywood with TNT.
hahahahahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmOk8DJUxQ0
Answer: Paint chips
Question: What did MarcusC eat for lunch?
by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
"You just defied reality?"
Gotta love it. Hilarious
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Boom! Roasted!
"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Read your comment before posting, it takes 10 seconds.
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
sigh.
fail.
otis didn’t even do anything. you owned yourself.
by VenomySnicket on Jul 14, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
evidence
is your friend when you make claims like this. try using turnover stats or quotes from knowledgeable people to support your point, and you’ll be taken more seriously.
Childress then flew to Greece and asked the team if they would pay him in gold bars, hookiers, weed, and marijuana. The rest is history.
by TheFifthMookie on Jul 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He did average more turnovers, with more mpg. Also, a lot of passes that he bobbles dont show up in stats.
Are you really saying that you would rather have AM?
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Im sorry
I cant believe my ears, AM plays no D, is an average 3-point shooter, cant create his own shot, and plays with no fire. There would be no competition, Omri would blow him out of the water. If you have ever listened to PW’s philosophy on playing time, you would know its determined by who you can guard. Within that rubric, you will find Adam in the WCC dominating, but you will never see him play ahead of OMRI
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
College...
In the NBA he has averaged, 11.8, 4.0, 4.5, 1.3, 2.4
his FG%’s have been: 38, 36, 36, 33, 38
He is a career 33% 3pt shooter
U have to come to terms with the fact that he sucks as an NBA player.
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
But Kobe is a scorer
Morrison is allegedly a shooter. You’d have him on the team to shoot 3s. Nothing more.
Kobe brings a lot more to the table in a lot of other ways.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
2 things
Kobe has taken 3829 3 pointers, AM has taken 375, so its pointless to compare the two, the sample sizes are far to different. Second, Kobe has never been known as a 3 point shooter, he is a scorer. so thats pointless once again to compare the 2 players
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Sample Size
should not really matter when you are looking at statistical average. But I agree with you.
False
Sample size is the underlying credibility of any statistical analysis.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Yeah to a certain degree that is pretty obvious
but when looking at an average, it should not matter whether you have a sample of 3829 or 1000. Both averages will be very similar, with the obvious delta caused by any unexpected deviation. if the average changes drastically (more then the Standard Deviation) when using a larger sample size then it is not an accurate average to begin with.
obviously there needs to be a significant/relevant sample size to start with. I do not think that a guy who shoots 1/2 from the 3pt line is a career 50% shooter.
That's ultimately the question
Is 375 shots a decent sample size? That’s a bit out of my realm, I’m more of a baseball guy (on the statistical side).
But you're talking a major difference
Almost 4000 compared to almost 400. Kobe’s we know for a fact is representative of what to expect from him.
Morrison’s isn’t enough to paint a clear picture.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
You wouldnt mind seeing them compete?!
Obviously you haven’t been conversing with reality
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey now
I wouldn’t mind seeing them compete either, as long as Morrison is competing while wearing a different team’s jersey…
"You seen my cell phone?" "What’s it look like?" "Like two horses f***ing. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."
by CaliforniaJag on Jul 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Per 36 minute stats are your friend
Casspi 1.8 turnovers per 36 minutes
Morrison 1.9 turnovers per 36 minutes
Morrison’s first season in the league he average 2.0 per 36. His worst season was 08-09 when he had 2.5 turnovers per 36 minutes.
Not a dramatic difference like you might expect, but there is nothing to suggest Morrison takes better care of the ball. As for bobbled passes, if he controls them, they aren’t turnovers.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Other people get charged for his turnovers.
by MarcusC on Jul 14, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
You don't stop, do you?
This is fucking fantastic
You’ll be joining us for Game Threads in the upcoming season, right?
#vfettkefordraft
I live for these threads
Thank you Mike Murray for your amazing list, Bkj for his infallible knowledge of drugs, and now MarcusC for his unconditional love of Adam Morrison against all logic. Thank you. And take a bow
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
OMFG!!!
Dude… basketball-reference.com
You can look at a player’s stats adjusted to what they would be if they played 36 minutes per game. This allows you to compare players’ stats that don’t play the same number of minutes.
#vfettkefordraft
Sigh.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
We must all only go by the words of MarcusC
Bow down before the great MarcusC.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're kidding right?
Technically stats such as points per game or rebounds per game measured over a season aren’t commited. Tyreke averaged 20/5/5. He didn’t put up 20/5/5 every night though. Sometimes he had more points or more assists, sometimes less. That’s what averages are for. Per 36 minutes takes those averages and adjusts them to help compare players.
#vfettkefordraft
Well then
If you’re going to go with the per game stats, then Casspi kills him in every other category. And his turnovers are only slightly more than Morrison.
So are those other stats irrelevant?
Marcus...
I have a test for you to take.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Im 100% convinced that MarcusC is Adam Morrison
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
This was downright epic.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to Gonzaga for grad school and had Morrison as my next door neighbor for about 3 months. I have seen all kinds of unnecessary Adam Morrison love
but nothing like this
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you must create a FanPost telling of some Morrison stories
please please please, for the good of STR!
Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!
Eh there are really only 2 oe 3 little stories
I think I have already told them all here anyway.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks to you, I think of cheetos every time I see something about Morrison.
Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.
What can brown do for me?
I have a few ideas.
Word. She makes my package go UPS.
"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
She could deliver to my house ANYDAY
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Waaaaaaaaaaay better looking
than our UPS driver…
reke’d
Purveyor of Bull Plop
Yes you fucking can!
Say a guy averages 12/6 in 24 minutes. Another guy averages 18/9 but plays 40 minutes. Which player is more productive? With the per 36 minute adjustments, the first guy is.
#vfettkefordraft
Marcus
Please stop, you are making yourself look so bad. How old are you, have you ever discussed basketball with anyone intelligent. You will hopefully learn that in life you have to have evidence to win an argument. If per 36 were not an appropriate stat, then why does every major BBALL site have the stat available. Do you know what a true shooting% is, do you know what +/- is? Go learn the game then come back and talk about it
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
I agree its evil
But only to an extent… I wanted to start slow with him
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
But then he'd bust out with +/- stats on us and be like "Yo, Kevin Durant really sucked in 2009-10"
Then Durantula would catch him in his web and eat him. And this guy’s way too entertaining not to keep around
#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jul 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um quick question here Marcus
Which sport are you talking about?
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bong Toking
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Morrisons D might not be the best....
but it doesnt take much to disrupt Casspi and have him throw up a clunker.
WTF
is there a video we all dont know about, that you somehow magically have seen. Since when does one on one matter, and what the hell are you talking about?
I say Reke beats Kobe and Lebron in a handicap game. just cause I say it, doesnt mean its true
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
You can't be serious !
Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said.
by MarcusC on Jul 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I rec'd this
because it’s so hilarious
Childress then flew to Greece and asked the team if they would pay him in gold bars, hookiers, weed, and marijuana. The rest is history.
by TheFifthMookie on Jul 14, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
And...
I got a new sig line.
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." -- MarcusC.
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It's hard to find the most insane comment in this thread
but I think this one tops it.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Tough call wally
Definately a knee slapper tho
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I hope all of you know
That I was making light of his one on one comment and how stupid it was… I would never argue a 1-on-1 let alone a 1 on 2 debate.
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Oh trust me, we know
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 15, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
No way this can be true
Not possible
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 15, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure it is.
You don’t always outgrow your stupid.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 15, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I resemble that remark.
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jul 15, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Go interview Paul Westphal after a Kings game
and I bet it takes less than a minute before Paul reaches out his hand and slaps you across the face.
by MarcusC on Jul 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Sorry wally.
This one takes the cake by far. Seriously, I live for this
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Can we just rec'd these comments
People need to be reading this stuff
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Personal testimony?
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
Also, about the G.O.A.T
If you wanted to see who the greatest player of all time is, you would have to compare and debate who would win 1 on 1.
I don’t get the comparing of careers and legacies.
No you dont
1 on 1 has no bearing on legacy, careers, or your place on all time lists.
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Woah, then I guess
Basing the Greatest of all Time argument on statistical data, all star appearances, individual awards (DPOY, MVP), All-NBA teams, Championship Rings and Gold Medals should be thrown out the window.
Let’s just get Bird, Magic, Kareem, Shaq, MJ, Byron Russel (bahahaha), Morrison and Kobe into a 1-1 competition.
Just to decide who is the Greatest of all time!
Blessings.Love.Peace
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be the Title "Greatest NBA Career"
for instance, who would win a 1on1 game Shaq vs Jordan.
Even though Shaq is huge, I would still say Jordan because I figure Jordan could probably steal the ball a few times when Shaq backs him down.
However, Shaq has no chance at guarding Jordan.
Chapuforyou leaves...
…but MarcusC enters just in time to be the replacement “super fan for a sub-par player” Str commentator!
You guys crack me up.
by DirtyDribblers on Jul 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I go to Liberty Ballers
Just to read chapu and the responses he gets
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
MarcusC is way better than chapu
he hasn’t told anyone to google stuff yet
Childress then flew to Greece and asked the team if they would pay him in gold bars, hookiers, weed, and marijuana. The rest is history.
by TheFifthMookie on Jul 14, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But still forces us to do it anyways
because he gives us zero information to back his theories
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, finally I can't help it, either.
LMAO
"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Umm...
Omri’s turnover percentage for his 1 year career: 11.6%
Ammo’s: 11.4%
That’s a huge difference. That .2% would justify signing Morrison and benching Casspi!
#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jul 14, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
bahahahah!
Blessings.Love.Peace
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if he cuts that damn mustache
then we can talk… liked him in College playing for Gonzaga, but thats a totally different game.
If there is any question that he is a Major League Douche
I think that the beginning of this video explains it.
NOOOOOO
This jack ass couldn’t even lend me a wine opener when I was his frickin neighbor. He’s useless
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
Was it you that was telling me about your college encounters
with the douchenugget?
"So your a Yank? Thats ok, were all just people. People are all the same. But we like Canadians better." - Guy at the grocery store. "wow"
yes it was
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that is the sole reason he is useless.
Couldn’t come through in the clutch. Did he collapse on the floor and cry when he couldn’t find a wine opener?
by VenomySnicket on Jul 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
well apparantly he can't drink too much, given that he is diabetic
still was obnoxious though
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Downey
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheap Shooter eh?
Let me get this straight we are talking about the same guy that shot 33.7% from 3 in his first two seasons with Charlotte?
And then 24% from 3 while in LA, when he is only playing against the deep bench players on opposing teams?
Pass.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
Triangle offense (and Lamar Kardashian) threw Morrison off his game.
Also wearing shit yellow blinds the eyes, making it hard to aim.
This.
I have a great reason to sign him that doesn't make me look like an ass!
The Donte Greene show can revamped as a buddy cop sitcom!
#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jul 14, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Noooooooooooo
Dont leave us
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Marcus
You are the best sports comedian since….well ever.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not for this move
not because I don’t think Morrison can contribute, but because literally ALL of my non-Kings fan friends will be busting my balls for the foreseeable future.
He's a shooter that ain't that good at shooting
Oh yeah – and all that crap you gave the Waterboy above.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
idk if he's a shouter
he seems like a quiet guy sitting on the L*kers bench.
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
Hey dalt...
I was wondering…What was Adam Morrison’s score on your rankings for the 06 draft?
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
by Surprise Team on Jul 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Best thread ever.
Wow.
Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster" and Author of Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.
At least
Most bizarre thread….
I’ve never seen such passion for a guy who’s done NOTHING whatsoever, unless you count having the most porno ’stache in the NBA (SVG shifts nervously in his seat…)
"We're all here because we're not all there..."
I would say that this thread may have to be the dumbest, most pointless, but most Awesome thread ever
The pictures
The quotable material
The anger
The Passion
I love that Ron Jeremy’s son caused this much commotion
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Were not talking about Me an Darko in the same conversation - CWEBBB
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