Kings vs. Wolves, Summer League Game 3
Another night, another game for the Vegas Summer League squad of your Sacramento Kings. This one comes at 7 PM PT.
Keep in mind when watching that since Friday the team has participated in five full-fledged practices (with scrimmages) and two full-fledged games. That's all in five days. These boys should be nice and tired by the final buzzer.
The Kings' starters will be Tyrese Rice, Ryan Thompson, Donte Greene, Hassan Whiteside and DeMarcus Cousins. Apparently neither Wesley Johnson or Jonny Flynn will play for the Wolves.
Let's go Kings.
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Winner gets home court in the Super Series?
This time it counts.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Hmm Interesting..
I dont think this link leads to the game….HINT HINT*
by RekeHAVOC_13 on Jul 14, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I had hoped Dionte Christmas would start.
Havent seen a lot of him and I would like to see his game.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
Naw, he's the meat.
Greene is obviously the veggies.
"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
How can you guys leave the Marcus Thread
If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!
Woah! There's a MarcusC thread? *promptly leaves*
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Jul 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
where is the Marcus thread?
Don’t see it
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Its the Adam Morrison thread
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Awsome thread
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I still don't see this thread (??)
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Here ya go
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just there and I'm sad I missed it
I had this whole ‘Waterboy’ reference that I lamely tossed in after it was all over.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If Thompson/Christmas and Chism can learn to really D up
they would be my choices as the 2 future starters along with Reke, Whiteside, Cousins
also
throw landesburg into that group of guards. for a future first guard off the bench, I want to see more of sloan.
by WiltonDeportes on Jul 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It's on at 7pm right?
And people are already commenting? Boy this season will be long….
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You love it Pookey
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Actually it's good for StR.
But I find it overwhelming. Mo’ people mo’ problems.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Agreed.
Blessings.Love.Peace
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting to see....
what Boogie does to this guy Stiemsma.
by getPGwithbounce on Jul 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
I expect Boogie will have a decent game
but will settle for complete domination and destruction.
This.
First time Donald Sloan wont start....
Does this mean the Kings werent impressed or just want to give another PG a shot at extended minutes?
I would think that if Sloan doesnt play at all, its the latter.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
Devan Downey
why hasn’t anyone mentioned this guy yet? he killed it last game. sloan hasn’t really shown his skills at the point position just yet (‘cause he’s so used to playing 2-guard.) overall downey has been really impressive in all aspects of the game as a point. plays really well for being 5’9 too.. possibly a quicker nate robinson with good facilitating abilities.. let’s add that he was the go-to scorer for his college team, so he knows how to get points with 22ppg
He's not quicker than N8te
and doesn’t shoot as well. He may (maybe) can develop into something like N8te.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh - and you just mentioned him
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
haha yeah my bad
may have been a little crazy by saying he’s faster (he is super fast though..) but since nate is a majority scorer than a pure point guard.. looks like downey has more of that facilitating ability, which would be great for the team.. not sure how he’d fair against really big guards, but as shown a lot of hustle.. he’s like a pest out there lol
Who you guys got in Streak for Cash? Lazar Hayward or Boogie?
Owner- Larry Ellison
G.M.- Kevin Pritchard
Coach- Vinny Del Negro
Mentor to teach Big guys- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I took Boogie
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend on the T-Wolves summer league roster - Deon Thompson
A really defensive minded big (though undersized). I’m excited to see him play a bit against Boogie.
Blessings.Love.Peace
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Pulled a Hamstring in his last game VS Spurs
Left in the 3rd quarter
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
Why did he pull the hammy?
He wanted an excuse not to get showed up like Beagle said.
Children, before you go to sleep check under your bed for the BOOGIE MAN!!
over/under
will “Swat” have more blocks then the Entire Timberwolves roster or not?
if you play defense the fans will come
I doubt this game will be as close as yesterday, unless the kings are tired.
Yesterdays game had me pumped. It’s been such a long time since I’ve witnessed the Kings beat the Lakers, so I went and flipped my little nephews Fisher Price in the backyard after the game. I was going to torch it, but my dad calmed me down.

Torching your little nephews Fisher Price after a summer league win.
I dont even want to know what you do after a pre-season win, let alone a regular season win.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Its just summer league.
"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.
by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
As of now
the 2 players I would keep from summer league are rice and chism. Both looked like they had good chem. with Cousins.
I'd be happy with Downey as well
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Forget the summer leaguers
I want Morrison
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Of course
He avg less turnovers than clumsy hands Casspi and would kill Omri one on one. Donte too
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The kids will be pretty tired
3 games in a row. We’ll have to see how this goes but I’d think it’s still a fairly comfortable win though closer than it should be.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Off topic
but the weirdest name in the summer league has to be: Sofoklis Schortsanitis. Plays for the clippers
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
He's a lot heavier than that
I’d guess at least 350
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a live feed of Kahn...
…I want to see his face every time Demarcus does something awsome.
because ESPN needs the ratings
and everyone likes watching award shows
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
I tried to pantomime the action while describing that product to someone
Lets just say it closely resembles a pornographic act.
Big Z signed with the Heat?
Shit.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
lets see
20 and 12 DMC
Can't wait for October
by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 7:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You think?
3rd game in as many days…I’d like to think he can do as good as th past two games, but my gut is telling me otherwise.
I hope to be proved wrong…
Coachie!
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
I want someone to introduce Coachie to twitter.
something tells me he’d have the best, funniest, and most intelligent tweets in the bball community.
Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!
I think he'd have the funniest and most intelligent tweets in the bball community.
Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!
is it on yet?
I’m still staring at rainbows on atdhe
pregame interview with Coach Carrell, no tip-off yet
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
The Cavs-Suns are still going at it too.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
lol
Webber: What’s the hardest transition for a college player to the NBA?
Carill: Well, if he’s not any good he’s not going to make it.
by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Webber sounds rather decent...
…much improved from his Kings days.
has the game started yet?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Is there a free stream?
http://www.atdhe.net/index.html isn’t working for me.
ESPN3 not an option for me
ESPN doesn’t like my ISP (surewest), apparently.
Nice to have Webber commenting on this game.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Or if Napear were calling it -
Tyreke with the assist!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like that Donte is working on Driving to the Rim more
and drawing fouls
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
I loved NBATV fan night when he was paired up with Payton. Fantastical to the finny.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
i like him when he is on TNT with Ernie Kenny and Charles the best
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
Few things are higher comedy than GP calling Shaq fat to his face on national television.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Im truly impressed...
…I never would have guessed he’d be so good at this.
It really is very good.
Part of that is that I’m happy for him but he’s very confident and provides good analysis when he needs to and asks the right questions at the right moments as well.
Engaging and informative.
Greene had a big dunk. Everyone's been slow.
I just came back too, and that’s what I gathered from reading the comments.
Also: Webber is sweet.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
working for me
I’ve found that I can’t have espn3 and the nba.com box score open at the same time, in case that helps.
Grown ass-man
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
That block concerns me.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Casspi not hustling back.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Throw it down Israeli Fella, THROW IT DOWN.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Seriously...
what is with the Kings and white shirts?
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
its 116 degrees in vegas
i wouldnt wear anything but white in that whether
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
nbrans,
don’t you know that once they fit the “right” players in their “system”, no matter how mediocre/terrible they are, all will be well?
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He's of the
‘If you throw enough shit at the wall, eventually something sticks’ school of thought.
This.
But then you just have a wall covered in shit
"You seen my cell phone?" "What’s it look like?" "Like two horses f***ing. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."
by CaliforniaJag on Jul 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if Beasley can refuse to report like vets sometimes do
And hope they waive him. That’s what I would do.
It's like punishment for Beas.
Going from sunny Miami to frigid Minny.
Like being shipped off to Siberia in all those 1980s movies.
This.
How is it
That we know more about why Johnson isn’t playing then the commentators?
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
I was wondering that as well.
Does no one have a phone with internet access?
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
the internet doesn't work during summer?
dear god, the government has taken over the internet.
This.
Based on the strong games
I would have been happy with either, not necessarily one over the other
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Cousins has a new mouthpiece.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
So, Johnson is not getting any action tonight? (under hand pitch)
"......but Curry had a better TS%"
by kwill on Jul 14, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Kahn!!!!
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
KAAAHHHHHNNNN!!!!
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
KAAAAAHHHHNN!
first two questions about ridnour and jefferson two of his worst moves…..in the last week
Yeah
Cause you know, when you have a high character 20/10 guy you should trade him for two late 1st rounders.
It’s really the right thing to do.
Bring in his son for the sympathy vote.
But his son looks like a douche.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So Kahn traded Jefferson as a favor to him?
“We sucked and we felt sorry for Al.” (Paraphrasing)
Oooh! and C-Webb just called him on it!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Oh no
going down the Darko road
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
Damn CWebb
Getting to the hard hitting truth
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
HAHAHAH
i think kahn knows he said that about milicic!
wow
he just compared this set of timberwolves to our greatest team in our history
Anyone else listening to Gerry?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
KAAAAAAAHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
He looked afraid to look over at Webb
“I feel like I got asked five questions in a row”
Webber “Yah I ask a lot of questions”
Kahn your being invterviewed your gonna be asked questions
This guy
Is an NBA GM. Think about that.
by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Kahn, Billy King -
Now if we can just find Isiah a job, GP can start making some deals.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
God I hope the Clippers pick up Isaih.
Eric Gordon. That’s all I want.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
C-Webb is trying his hardest not to choke David Kahn
for comparing Webber’s career to Darko’s.
Great grilling by C-Webb.
RIP, Coach Wooden.
Thank you, Geoff Petrie.
wants to make his team like the Sacramento Kings Glory Years says KAHN
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
Chris has done everything but ask "Why are you so bad at this?"
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Worse GM?
Isiah or Kahn?
smell the ashes
by iamstern'skippah! on Jul 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
The man put Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph on the same roster.
C’MON!
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Kahn's son now standing behind dad
Even he knows his pop is a moron.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
This is why we watch summer league
Not the showcase of the rookies, not the generally low quality basketball. It’s so we can see Webber ask Kahn questions he can’t possibly answer without looking like a douche.
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
lol
Our team sucked, but we have a great practice facility!!!
Dear lord this is amazing. Is there a basketball game going on or something?
well yea he’s a nice guy, u tend to be on ur best behavior once you’ve been robbed at gunpoint by every team in the league and made a laughingstock
What????!!!!
“our team sucks but we upgraded our facilities” UPGRADE YOU ROSTER!!!!!
by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Breakfeasts now!
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
Hahahahaha
C Webb not letting him off the hook on Darko
by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Kahn pretty much saYeah, we suck really bad, but...
…we have 3 meals a day, a pool table, lots of cool workout machines, etc. So it’s not that bad.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
“Woah.”
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
"Vlade Divac?"
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
bah,
passes like vlade?? my ass
If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin
Also, Darko has 5 letters and begins with D
Divac has 5 letters and begins with D. The resemblance is uncanny!
This.
"Darko needs to put a whole season together"
Darko needs to put two weeks together.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Hahaha
“We’re not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence.”
by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Darko <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< than Webber
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
"We not talking about Me and Darko in the same sentence."
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
WHAT!!!!!
Mana from heaven? As good a passer as Valde?? WTF?
by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
"We're not gonna talk about me and Darko in the same sentence."
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
One of the smoothest high-post PFs of all time got compared to fucking Darko Milicic.
Of course he’s pissed off.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This needs to go on Youtube as possibly the greatest interview ever.
You had LeBron’s decision… now watch Kahn’s Indecision.
This.
by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah Cwebbs career didnt take off until he went to Sacramento
Digging that hole deeper and deeper KAHN
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
Where did they find this guy?
Was he in a fantasy league with the owner or something?
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL Thank DARKO I recorded this!
I’m going to watch that interview again and again.
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
C-Webb with the backhandeded "Good luck"
Best-interview-ever!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
priceless
so kahn is comparing the 2010 timberwolves to the 2002 kings…2010 milicic to divac and justifying that at least al jefferson is better off than the trade….LADIES AND GENTLEMEN the road to becoming an NBA GM just got alot easier
wow...the "good luck"
webb just gave Kahn was the best way to cap that off. he wouldn’t even make eye contact with him
and a little "good luck" by Cwebb as kahn Leaves
CWEBB is the greatest ever
Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans
C Webb humiliated that dude...
Lets not talk about Darko and my career in the same sentench HAHA!
Oh wow
I can’t believe I didn’t have to pay to watch that. I would have bankrupted myself.
by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't like that C-webb was really into Khan's nerves. He just doesn't like him. He was very cold on him!
I wish he didn’t made it obvious!
but still you don't do that in national TV. Got to have some etiquette when you're in front of a national tv.
it's on NBA TV and it's being shown in other countries. It is shown here in my country so it makes it international TV!
you're being too sensitive
Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!
by Shizzo on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why?
I show respect to people who have earned. Being an NBA GM doesn’t automatically earn one respect. In fact, given the high-profile nature of the job, you’d better be able to deal with this kind of stuff.
Webber asked all valid questions and Kahn gave stupid (yet hilarious) answers and insulted Webber’s and Valde’s talent.
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." -- MarcusC.
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, Kahn was talking to one of the Top-50 players to ever play in the NBA
he needed to stop being a fucking moron to show respect, unfortunately, some things people are born with.
by VenomySnicket on Jul 15, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Webber is not one of the top 50 to ever play in the NBA
Cmon now.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter here.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I don't know who i liked more out of that interview
I think Kahn is on drugs, but webber isn’t very professional about this either, you don’t have to be rude.
Fuck that.
The dude just compared Darko to Divac.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think thats why he got upset
Because Khan is trying to compare some chump to someone that Webber has a whole lot of respect for and probably thinks that Divac was better than most people give him credit for.
It wasn't outlandish.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I never saw Darko with a cigar.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
I never saw you with a cigar either.
What’s your point?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It was outlandish.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was absurd.
Webber intimated that pretty well with his response.
by saveourbluths on Jul 14, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Webber.
Favorite King ever.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I love him too.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
webber was fine. he was just asking all the questions people wanted to hear. kahn had to know tough questions were going to be asked when he agreed to the interview
Or maybe he didn't.
“Why are you asking me all of these relevant questions? It’s Summer League, man!”
puff puff … “You want some of this?”
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Best time to ask those questions, when Kahn was taken off guard.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Webber wasnt straight enough with kahn! something had to go down once milicic and the best frontcourt tandem in kings history were put in the same sentence
Webber wasnt straight enough with kahn! something had to go down once milicic and the best frontcourt tandem in kings history were put in the same sentence
Its nice seeing that beautiful free throw touch
He looks comfortable as hell at the line.
Deja Vu
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh what?
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid refs blowing their refs.
Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.
by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Exactly
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
O'Bryant looks a lot older than the last time I paid attention to him.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
In Soviet Russia...
…whistles blow refs.
That sounded dirty.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Not for long.
The Mayor and Obama hate eachother.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Skied for that putback
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Gettin' ahead of Walton on this one.
Throw it DOWN big man!
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Can Atchley play 2 guard?
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
his body language says no
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Other teams are there watching, as well.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
I'm sure he's hopeful.
I’m sure they all are. This is their dream.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Are you asking if Atchley can actually make it?
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
He's just getting himself exposed.
What better way than by playing alongside Cousins?
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No Homo,
but if I could look like anybody on earth, it would be C-Webb.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Not the new fanboy Chris Webb.
I mean Mace Christopher Webber.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Not this guy?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are such a redditor.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Did you see the custom voicemail soundbytes he did?
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Saw it, haven't watched it yet. Hilarious?
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
It's hilarity wrapped up in a bundle of awesome
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
SWANDIVE!
Just saw it.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Monicle Smile!
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Webber has to be a foot taller at least.
And he has the nicest smile on earth.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I changed my mind.
If looking like that guy could make diamonds pile out of my hands…maybe.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Can Cousins deliver donuts without eatiung any?
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
The woofs will quit if you put your foot on their throat
by southern oregon on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Cousins need to chill a bit
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Stiemsma is pretty tough, but, yeah.
I would love to see him make a team though
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
I didn't like the way Cousins walked away from the ref.
Needs to develop that poise.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Im afraid that he is going to have to walk away from too much crap this season
dude hasnt even played one real game yet and he already has a reputation like Sheed
12-7-2 i think.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT GOOD ENOUGH! 20-20 TONIGHT!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
probably felt quiet cause of the long interview
by saveourbluths on Jul 14, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell was that steizmer guy saying?
the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize
Gorillas can talk?
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Hey dude, we can go get some cheeseburgers after this.
I know where the In-N-Out is. We don’t have to tell nobody. It could be our little secret.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Probably just talking shit
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
macramento
check your facebook
If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin
David Stern replied.
That’s not the right thing to do. But schedule a live TV show for charity and do it there.
This.
Webber's face at the interviews close was utterly awesome.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Totally missed it!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
David Kahn was very annoying to have to listen to.
His voice just got to me. So I put it on mute until he left the table.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Big mistake
You missed the greatest interview since Deon Sanders dumped a bucket of water on Tim McCarver.
Hopefully someone will put it up on youtube later.
I missed it too.
Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.
It looked like Webber didn't even want to be in the same arena as that douche.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
He was looking away as kahn tried to talk to him.
Kahn was just kissing ass and Webber knew it.
I'm not sorry.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
maybe someone will replace Kahn's voice with charlie brown's teacher
and subtitle his responses on youtube.
This.
Kahn has delusions of grandeur if he's comparing darko to vlade and c-webb
the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize
Chris webber
KING FOREVER
If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin
I hope Cousins jams it hard on that big oafy albino's head.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Daren Collison
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
it was a typo
Collision- noun. – an instance of one moving object or person striking violently against another.
the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize
But they have nothing but p*ssies on their team.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
He looks alright.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Soft?
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope Ryan is OK.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Not like his big brother.
A little cut and he sits out? JT broke his back and was back in the nBA two weeks later!
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Oh snap...probably gonna sound like the GM of Minnesota.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Any possibility of a video posted of the interview
I came in just too late and now I feel like I have to see it
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Webber keeps it up. “Probably going to sound like THAT INSANE PERSON GM FROM MINNESOTA WHO BY THE WAY IS COMPLETELY EFFING NUTS but I think Dalembert is going to be good for the Kings.”
by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Donte has to make those runners.
Shit.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
WTF..
there showing subliminal messages during our VSL games. I jus saw a quick 2 sec pic of kobe holding the Championship…Is David Stern trying to tell us something…
Casspi is trying to reinvent his game
cut him a little slack
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
If you went off summer league, JT, Casspi and Greene would not have played any regular season minutes last year.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
This.
Overreacting over Summer League = waste of time.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
C Webb with a dalembert shoutout
dalembert is solid but overpaid. and im gona be honest after seeing him play for a long time in philly, whiteside has some dalembert qualities. but since he already has some dalembert qualities with help D, i would not throw away his rookie year with low playing time. have him work out some kinks now and watch some crazy out of nowhere blocks…and goaltends.
Medical term: "had his bell rung."
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
When are we going to roll out the sky lineup?
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
COusins-WHitesit-Greene-Casspi-Thompson
Touch the sky!
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
DOUBLE RAINBOW
Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.
by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
If I was bald I would definietly go Bosley.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I know that this is kind of late, but I can kind of level with Khan's approach; Most of the things he said about Darko
are nearly identical to what I said about him.
F*ck you Rob Sarver!
Its never to late to talk David Khan, he's a genius.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
The first step to recovery
is admitting that you have a problem.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
I'm just happy he is giving Darko a chance; larry brown isn't the best at developing rookies.
F*ck you Rob Sarver!
He played well with Dwight, but SVG wanted to surround Dwight with three point shooters.
F*ck you Rob Sarver!
No, no he didn't.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
say what you will but they went on a plus 500 stretch with darko after getting him and arroyo
F*ck you Rob Sarver!
And arroyo was balling out of his mind.
But Darko was averaging what? 10 and 7? Playing a bunch of minutes? He’s not good enough to be a starter in the NBA. Very serviceable backup. But not a star.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
24? 25?
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Oh then yeah, he isn't meant to be starting, but he might be able to prove his money worth is all I'm trying to say
F*ck you Rob Sarver!
If he plays twenty minutes a night I don't think he can average better than a 9 and 7.
Is that worth $5 mill a year?
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
He can't do that unless he's playing 30+ mins
and if he’s playing 30+ mins and only coming up with that, then it’s better to play Beasely and Love.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
He could still play some good defense and get a coupel of assits per game; not exactly what you want to see from a 20 million dolllar investment,
but it could hold serve, IMO
F*ck you Rob Sarver!
My recollection might suck but I actually agree with Bkj.
I do seem to recall Darko doin alright with Dwight.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That's cause he went from "didn't do shit" to "oh shit, he's doin something"
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
He was 8 and 5 in 25 minutes
We wanted Hawe’s head for only delivering 10 and 6 in 26 minutes.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
Thank you.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Okay, but also, if he played solid D it wouldn't have appeared on the stat sheet
F*ck you Rob Sarver!
Darko is a foul-prone shot-blocker who uses his hands too much while defending the post and has no perimeter defense ability.
No, my friend. No.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Yeah. And everyone was saying that six years ago when he was drafted.
“He has the potential”!
No. No he does not. He is what he is.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize
by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
That about sums it up. Lmao
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
No, Cousins miss that.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Glen Davis is as high talker. Weird for a big dude.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Boogie!!!!
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
Oh jeez/
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
There have already been several StR people over there.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Thats what you get albino boy, simma down.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Know your role!
Take your medicine!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Sounded like an angry Italian.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
And that's when he decides to give the other team a chance.
By shooting with his ’stache.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
He needs to get some knee bend, he's stiff at the line fo sho.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Don't make the big man angry
Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal
by 27freethrows on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
"There was a Sanford and Sons episode..."
I like Webber’s commentary
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
The best, Jerry, the best!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Either that
Or best commentary ever. I’m sorry, this game has sucked and the commentary has been tremendous.
You're just still glowing over the Kahn interview.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
50-53 Kings
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
53-50, Kings I think
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
what I meaning is
I don’t got no speed. Apparently 1mbps is acceptable rate of broadband in this country.
This.
I love it.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
But without Jim Grey
how do we know who still bites their nails in the league?
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Griffin playing summer league this year?
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
too bad
I would have liked to see him
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Only make that mistake once.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Caspi!!!
the Bene Gesserit rite.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert, Dune
Casspi! Whoa!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Morrison=the new Maynor?
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Maynor=God, Morrison=Devil
both are powerful, one lurks in the shadows
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Ahhh
makes sense
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrison does things behind the scenes.
Maynor is omnipotent.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
I find it disturbing that the devil has been on 2 championship teams
while God is on an up-and-coming one.
Does this mean that Evil’s reign of terror is nearing its end?
This.
yes, it does seem that I find evil's reign ending disturbing...
but I mean… nevermind.
Morrison Morrison!
This.
It's all coming together.
We’ve been called the Anti-christ version of OKC.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Tyreese is playing sloppy tonight.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
JewSlam!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Nice play Casspi
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
It happens.
He’s just a baby. He’ll refine that in time.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Just keep swatting, Hassan!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Wait, Kings drafted D'Antoni? From Marshall?
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
For me too!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
WTF Ellington?
Why can’t we guard him?
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
The Warriors are gonna slash all over this team.
It’s a big team that hasn’t figured out how to play forceful yet. Hopefully SamDal can teach the young’ns and DG and OC can figure out that post thing.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
The NBA is gonna be a lot better for Cousins thatn college. It was super congested for him in college and he couldn't show his whole repetoire.
Seems like.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
'Zen'
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
kurt rambis
is actually thinking about how stupid it was to leave the lakers when he’d have been coaching bryant and gasol in 2012 instead of flynn and DARKO!!
Dude is pretty good!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
He has been doing well.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Someone get Adam Morrison in here.
What this team needs is a little championship poise and experience. He can give Casspi some pointers on professional butt-slapping and towel-waving.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Crud!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Casspi over-doing it.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Didn't look like a foul on the replay
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Morrison strikes again.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Cousins is too good.
the more i see him the more depressed i get that the sixers didnt take em. hes already a better playmaker too. i cant even be here anymore. good luck fellas.
I hope you didn't miss that last one.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Nice move!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Word.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Besides, we can have a "Greene Christmas" lineup!
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
a "Whiteside Christmas"
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Too bad Christmas can't defend...
he looks good on the o-end of the floor tonight.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
I think I'm the only man in the world
Watching this on the internet while Babe Pig in the City is playing in the background while Christmas scores
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
I kinda love Rice, at least in this game.
Christmas is nice too.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Christmas in Isreal huh?
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
uh... where do you think Bethlehem is, bro?
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Kansas
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Pennsylvania?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Why is Johnson not playing?
Is he petered out from last night in Vegas?
"......but Curry had a better TS%"
Summer league.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Game is not over yet.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Meh
I’m not hung up on win or losesin the Summer league
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
*losing ><
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
It seems to me like the worse a team is in regular season
the better their summer league team is
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Its a travesty!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
You realize the real starting point guard is going to grow 7 inches, right?
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
We should hang all the starters upside down by their toenails.
That’ll teach ’em if they lose.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
The Condor strikes!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
If you played one on one with Whiteside - first to 100 -
Do you think that you could get ONE shot up?
I’m not sure I could.
I'd dunk on him
Like a beast
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Out of 100 shots
I think I could get 50 goal-tends on him
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Woulda liked to have seen Johnson, what happened?
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Hammy went blammy.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Out how long?
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
1 point game.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Donte !
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Come on Kings
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
BIG BALLS
111111111111111111111111111111111111
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
No shit!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
first game winner??
If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin
DMC!
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Up by one.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I love Cuz may hit the GW shot.
That’s a good thing.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Obvious statement of the day brought to you by EvilCowtown Inc.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Nah I just love that he wanted to take it.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Word.
Plethora of game-winning options available to the Kings between Reke and Cousins.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Potentially.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I love how he jsut demanded the ball
BALLS
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
RED FLAG!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
I know I know I know
It’s only VSL but DMC has star written all over him
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."
Its actually tattooed on his arm
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't tell on the internet feed ;)
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."
Are you in Vegas?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I love how there was no timeout
to see what the players would do.
And damn… Cousins called for that ball like a superstar.
Put it in the books and send them home!
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Game.
Blouses.
Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.
by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Can't blow these last couple of seconds.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Wow a win.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Feels good even if it is summer league.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Someones gonna get fired for not picking cousinsUn
Its unreal how good he is
about 3 different guys
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
You mean you think Favors can make the L?
Or you mean Thorn is already gone.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ah. Makes sense for NJ.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
STAY AWAY FROM THEUS BOOGIE!
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
Boogie Down tonight fellas!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Oh my gosh I was so confusd why you guys are saying these things...
Then I remembered I’m 5 minutes behind because I watched the Kahn interview 2×.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
I want to watch it so bad
I hope it gets posted somewhere
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
22 and 12 and put the team on his back down the stretch
Can we start getting excited now?
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
Yes, this too
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jul 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Summer League.
Yeah, fuck that. Exactly. Let’s get excited.
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can. I'll be excited after 2 NBA months.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
The duo of Cousins and Tyreke
might be the worst-interview 1-2 punch in the league.
by sdfd on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Just more endearing.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
They'll get better
because I see tons of interviews in their future. Plus too me I’d rather hear a southern slur/mumble than ghetto speak that most of the league has
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it
My girlfriend likes the Kings, but she hates how difficult it is to listen to DMC and Tyreke speak. I can’t disagree; someone like Webber wasn’t just a genius on the court, but also had a ton of charisma and personality off of it.
DMC is relatively good in front of the camera.
Especially when you factor how painful Reke is in front of the camera. DMC just talks with a heavy ’Bama accent.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Difference between Cousins and Hawes
“I’m just trying to learn my role.”
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Looked that way to me too.
How could you not be. Kid has “it” as they said.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Aww boo hoo
offseasonblog
DeMarcus Cousins is celebrating his game-winning shot in Summer League, like the Kings just won Game 3 of the Playoffs. Embarrassing. 1 minute ago via web
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Let's punk this dude, Randy Marsh style:
What ya wanna do, huh?

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." -- MarcusC.
by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So wanting to win no matter the venue is a bad thing?
I love how serious he is taking this.
You think Kahn is regretting having Wes Johnson about now?
Yes.
He regrets not taking Bledsoe.
"This should be somebody's sig line." --Exhibit G
by Juan Primo on Jul 15, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Just wait till he hits those in reg season
I want to see how excited he gets then
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
As embarrassing as Kahn's interview?
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing compares to "The Interview"
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Wow
this guy needs get his head outta his ass
by RekeHAVOC_13 on Jul 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Retiring a summer league jersey
now THAT is embarrassing
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a story to that?
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate Robinson
a few years ago they actually retired his jersey in Vegas. They had a little ceremony (yes he actually showed), hung up the jersey, and then proceeded to just take it down right after.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a scene from the movie "Rudy"
Ara Parseghian: What’s your problem? What’s your problem? What’s your problem?
Player: “It’s the last practice of the season,and this asshole thinks it’s the Super Bowl!”
Ara Parseghian: “You just summed up your whole sorry career here in one sentence!”
mumble mumble just wanted the ball
mumble mumble, trying to learn my role, mumble mumble, watched Chris Webber, mumble mumble talking got me going.
He did fine.
He was out of breath and lost his voice from screaming. Just as long as he keeps hitting that shot, I couldn’t care less if he’s articulate in the post-game interview.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
What's more important
Is that if DMC can hit those shots at the end of the game, teams can no longer triple team Tyreke. Those two together are going to be a handful.
Isn't there some way we can get Danny Granger?!
He’d be sooooooo ideal
Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!
You exercise for 2 hours and then give an interview...
… immediately after you stop.
It’s not easy
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Okay I want Cousins to start with Landry.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
There's a lot you can't tell from VSL
But you can tell Cousins has great footwork, court vision, passing ability and fire. I love it.
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."
Remember what Cal said about Cousins wanting to punish teams that passed him..
I don’t think Minnesota counts though. Didn’t he refuse to workout with them?
He didn't want to live in the frozen tundra.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Woot Woot !
Woot Woot !
Woot Woot !
Woot Woot !
Woot Woot !
Woot Woot !
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Lebron JAMES twitter:
Give me John Wall or DeMarcus Cousins for ROY this year. Them young cats been balling in Summer League
He sees talent!
I don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing...
I’ll take it as good this time cuz I’m excited
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Lebron James just wrote this on twitter
Give me John Wall or DeMarcus Cousins for ROY this year. Them young cats been balling in Summer League
Lebron James on Cousins :
Oh wait
:_(
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
I didn't know people still followed him
I thought they all burned his twitter page
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't do twitter
Just a jest on my part
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
I don't do it either
In the words of the great Stephen Colbert, “I’m not twatting anyone”
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE
I’ve been asking for this the entire thread
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I got in late
What exactly happened?
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Listen how nasaly this guy's voice is.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
HAHAHAHA
He sounds exactly like David Cross.
"You seen my cell phone?" "What’s it look like?" "Like two horses f***ing. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."
by CaliforniaJag on Jul 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not working for me!!
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Go fanshot that thing.
So someone can frontpage it. Be sure to give it a good clear title. :)
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
SOFT
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL at Kahn comparing Darko's early struggles to C-Webb's career . . .
that started out with him winning rookie of the year.
by sdfd on Jul 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Darko will get his ROY one of these years.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He just has to get a season together first
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Webber sarcasm
Loved the “Good luck” at the end of the interview!
Bankin' on Boogie with his back to the basket
C-WEBB'S A LEGEND! :lol;
good luck :sarcasm: hahaha!
"And Solskjaer has won it!"
by 'tough as nails' spence on Jul 15, 2010 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Its just Summer League but...
Everyone seems excited about DMC’s game.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
He's got a ways to go.
But I’m a DMC hater too.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You are a (fill in the blank) hater also
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
All purpose
Idiot Dumbshit Retard. I leave anything out?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Kaaaaaaahhhhhnnnn!!!!
But otherwise covered nicely
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Retard hater? Your Aces in my book.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
LOL
Ouch.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Pookey's gonna pook
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jul 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah!
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Adam Morrison
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Or maybe something intelligent.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
by the way, haven't read anything below this point yet
I am going off of pure faith that something stupid is coming
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The sad thing is
I actually expected more
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet he also totally ties his shoes in a more efficient way.
And can turn tickets to that thing you love into DIAMONDS.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Considering you live in the craziverse...
…I’ll assume that means something different than here in reality.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Threats? Really?
I found a magazine you might like:

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
But, as you've demonstrated, you don't really understand stats.
So I won’t further confuse you with any advanced metrics. Let’s just stick with the basics shall we?
Casspi
PTS: 10.3
AST: 1.2
REB: 4.5
FG%: .446
3P%: .369
Ellington
PTS: 6.6
AST: 1.0
REB: 2.1
FG%: .424
3p%: .395
The drugs must be amazing where you’re from.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I saw Marcus' statement....and said Oh boy.
You were nicer than I would be JC.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
you failed to mention 18.2 vs 25.1 mpg
Also, If Casspi continues to shoot 67% percent from the line, he will be too big of a liability to let drive to the basket. His game will then be pretty one dimensional.
Well since you asked for it
Casspi per36. Ellington per36.
Now tell me how impressive is it that Ellington has similar numbers to per36 when he plays less minutes than Casspi who plays more minutes? It is progressively harder to play more minutes than less.
Marcus, you’re an idiot.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Tell me how you really feel Pookey
I was going more along the lines of “Marcus you need to drink a tall glass of shutthefuckup.” on the rocks if that is your choice.
That reminds me
I need to watch some Happy Gilmore
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Ben Stiller cameo in there
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh, my gf started saying that a lot a couple weeks ago
due to peole she worked with at her new job, I thought it sounded familiar but couldn’t think of where I had heard it. Just another reason to love StR.
After some in depth research, I suppose the F bomb wasn't in there
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we need to come up with a name for the crowd that is obsessed with getting a shooting guard.
Don’t get me wrong, we need one but a lot of these trade suggesting are just flat out dumb
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Beno & Tyreke are fine together.
And they are going to show that if Beno’s healthy (admittedly an issue).
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
And a better porno stache too.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Wow, it's werid so many people post in a Summer League Game
Don’t remember it this busy last year haha O_o
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Me either.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh? What are they?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
DK is excited for the season to start because of bloated expectations from 3 summer league games.
You can’t wait till all the people who are posting based on hype dissapear so you don’t have weed ( I mean my spelling) through all the kool aid drinking comments.
Am I horrible off base?
No.
I just want to see this team play. If anything, I won’t be around as much during the season.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Damn my sarchasm meater must be off the fritz due to the alcohol
good to hear though. Honestly Pookey you make this blog worth haning around 24/7, along with all the other great personalities around here.
Excitement for this team (and I’m speaking as a whole and for myself) is about 10x greater than it was this time last year, which is an awesome thing. I’m actually willinng to pay for league pass broadband again after swearing it off after last seaons. (although I think i’ll go with the 5 team package rather than the full on LPB)
I want to live someplace where my internet isn't literally awful.
But yeah, LPBB isn’t that bad. Although, it isn’t swell either. I’d rather cable & LP if pushed.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Same here, but in the end I'd rather just pay for interent and LPBB
than pay for internet, cable, and cable LP. Interent replaces Cable so well and on a much cheaper scale.
Yeah depends on the web you got though.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Shows that the fans know their shit.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Every once in a while, we collectively get some right.
;-)
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
Difference is
I think Summer League is on TV this year. Last year I think it had to be ordered online.
Or alot more games are on NBATV this year. I agree that's a difference.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I guess.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I can't get cuz of my ISP.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I can't get him out of my dreams
seriously all I think about while laying in bed, trying to fall asleep is some boogie time.
Don't tell your GF this.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
She is from Sac and watches games with me, but will never understand the love affair
but at the same time I think she dreams about Reke, so its only fair.
Ah. Has she checked Reke's ID yet?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
She started dating me when I was 18 and she was 20
So long story short, she like corning the market on guys that can’t buy liquor legally yet, feels she fullfills a need and can keep control of her man lol (It was her go to joke up until my birthday)
Oh and by the way its hard to check his ID
Since Grant confiscated it after Reke got busted for speeding, he decided it be best to drive the kid around for now on…..poor Reke. Cousins needs to get his liscense quick.
So he brings in the Israeli / Jewish fans.
Whatever. Imagine all the hippies and 70’s porn stars we could bring in if we ditched him and got Adam Morrison.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think they all died off from overdoses and STDs
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably from all the weed and pot they were doing.
by brianmc27 on Jul 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Weed AND pot? Deadly combo.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Trust but it's the only way to truly experience a double rainbow
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
My stomach is hurting from all the laughter
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Personally
Pfft, everyone hates 70’s porn stars
When I’m going hunting I prefer open plains not overgrown forests
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
nice
When I go diving, I don’t like to have to carry my machete
Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.
Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.
Courtesy AnotherStupidSN
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice to see Casspi
Score in the paint tonight.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
He's definitely trying to add that to his repotoire.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
damnit...
I could have sworn there wasn’t a game tonight.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
DMC after nailing the game winner...
THIS IS MY CITY! THIS IS MY CITY!
Sure it is DeMarcus, Just stay off the casino floors, young fella. No minors allowed. :)
Post game: Kahn reacts to loss by offering Darko three year contract extension.
If you see Jamarcus out in Vegas Demarcus
Stay away! And no Purple Drank!
@MAD_Marvin
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He hasn't signed the Qualifying offer yet
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
That doesn't matter.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ah ok
I thought that was the reason
So really I don’t know,that was my guess ><
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
The Kings don't want him to.
Plenty of players play without contracts. Don’t see why it would be a major issue with Nessie. I think the Kings know what Nessie is and SL won’t really help him is the actual reason.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Because Brockman doesn't have anything to prove really.
Originator of the "Brock Ness Monster" and Author of Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.
I know this is sooo two hours ago,
but comparing Darko going to the Timberwolves with Webber going to Sacrament??? Webber was a rookie of the year! What an insult to compare his career to Darko’s!
Yeah I just saw the interview
You could so tell Webber got really annoyed at that point, as if the Divac comment wasn’t bad enough
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Kahn is driving that team into the ground.
It’s really kind of sad, actually.
also a very short drive
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Jul 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The body language was hilarious
You can tell Webber thinks he’s an idiot
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
by nothingbutnet on Jul 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Great year to buy season tickets
I wish I could afford it.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Not a record.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
oh
I dunno.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Hahaha Minny
Hoopus is an awesome place.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I do enjoy a lot of the stuff they have there
been lurking there for about a month now
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta admit
I check out that blog too. I keep waiting to read “this is my final message, I’m hanging myself” but those are some tough, hardy fans over there.
Yeah I like reading their blog and also some of the work by the head people at SSR
Want to start reading Blog A Bull too
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I love me SB Nation
Its a sports junkies heavan. Nice to get the first hand perspective rather than the regurgitated ESPN shit.
Just my opinion here
Other than StR, these are the sites I generally read. Blazers Edge (if I read it—I often avoid it unless I’m wanting to get into a conversation or look at specific things), Hoopus, Orlando Pinstriped Post (OPP), BaB, and Brew Hoop.
All excellent sites with a lot of different perspective and interest. All very different styles.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Actually I do read Brew Hoop too
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It is
I go over there to see how people who are closer to the Wolves feel about Kahn, as opposed to the the national perception. Sometimes its hard to tell if they are deep in the kool aid or if they know something we all don’t. But knowing how we used to be percieved nationally until this year, I tend to lean towards the latter.
Yeah I think after last year they are just happy that it appears there is an actual plan
Maybe not a good one necessarily but it beats just acquiring assets like they had been doing.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yah I noticed the little poll thing on the side of the home page
asking how you feel about the state of the Twolves has gone up from about 10 to around 50 now.
SnP was as hard on DMC as I was on Favors.
He’s been saying it from day 1 the Wolves would rue the day they passed him up.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Allow me to translate:
“SnP had as big a hard-on for DMC as I had for Favors.”
"This should be somebody's sig line." --Exhibit G
They aren't deep in the kool aid.
They just know what Kahn does well and what he hasn’t done well. Not everyone knows that. The Al Jefferson trade is a perfect example.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Which was my feeling after spending a lot of time lurking over there
However the Jefferson trade most seemed to like over there. I still don’t get it. You make Al happy but get nothing but draft picks, which Kahn isnt good at using.
However when you look at the roster he aquired he has done a somewhat decent job of getting assets to at least make a team out of the garbage McHale had put together.
I personally think Kahn sucks. I don't like what he has been doing.
but I can see where they are coming from as fans.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the one thing I still get hung up on with Kahn
is he has built a team that can run, but he hired a coach who wants to run the Traingle, and has no parts in place that fit that offense….unless his master plan is to fire Rambis and promote Theus (whichs is still a lose lose) I don’t get that at all.
I do believe he has improved the talent 1-12, if not by leaps and bounds, but from from what he took over.
They aren't deep in the kool aid.
They just know what Kahn does well and what he hasn’t done well. Not everyone knows that. The Al Jefferson trade is a perfect example.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah but it wasn't all Kings though
I wanted to watch the game without too much hype and talk about being a playoff team or Cousins destroying the league. I just wanted to relax and get to know some of the D league level talent or fringe guys
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
True dat
but due to time zone constraints it seemed we were the only ones awake over there after the game.
I wouldn't worry about it
We weren’t being jerks or anything at least.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of wanted to be towards the webber hate
but understood where it was coming from, got to defend your own even if they are in the wrong (cough webber cough)
Webber is a pompous fool.
It’s why he won’t get a position in the FO. He could have laughed it off without busting Kahn’s chops. Even if you disagree with Kahn (which is obvious many did), the fact is Webb didn’t need to bust Kahn’s nuts on the air. He did that because his ego won’t let him do so otherwise. And he wonders why GP doesn’t want him in the FO.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I always got the feeling he much more liked the TV route than the FO route
He is better suited as a TV personality than a mentor on the team. I’m glad to have SAR rather than have Webber, although having him stop by every now and then to remind the kids of what Arco can be like, and instill that swag isn’t a bad thing.
On a side note, I’d love to have Vlade involved with organization, but I doubt that will happen.
I thought Webber handled it well
He repeatedly said “This is not about me”. Khan wouldn’t let it go.
Good luck may have been a dis, but it was deserved.
Just my opinion.
Most importantly, DMC is a player. Did someone check his ID?
by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought he did too
But I can see both sides arguments. Kahn was trying to make a point but failed at getting it across, and Webber was about to listen to comparisons of one of the biggest busts to him or Vlade, or listen to how Kahn is assembling the same team that Petrie made earlier this decade.
As far as the second statement you made, he has no ID so Grant will be out of luck this year, but yes DMC is a baller. He always seems to impress with each summer league game. His ability in the post is just uncanny for a 19 year old. I don’t mean just the footwork and scoring moves, but the ability to recognize a double team, find the right pass, and make that pass is amazing; and I haven’t even metnioned the guard skills he has showcased on the perimeter.
I think SnP said it best
Lockerroom macho athlete stuff is what happened.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
That is the best way to say it.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nah
I saw it the way hit4thecycle saw it.
Vlade Divac, the 24 year old [Redacted] center who reported to training camp at 250, 15 pounds more than last season's weight: "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. Our heads weigh more."
Let’s facelift bar!--netetrader20
Just got home to watch game...
OMFG Webber just owned Kahn. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
“Good Luck” is the line of the fucking year!!!!!!
At USC we're not snobs, we're just better than you.
Just finished watching game...
Kahn and Webb….wow….
Unfortunately, rather have Deon Thompson over Ryan Thompson.
Sylven…time to start learning Italian. Dionte can be a cheap Morrow.
Cousins…hope he can stay out of foul trouble during regular season, but like how
he lets the game come to him and knows when assert himself.
Casspi disappointed again…by next summer league I hope his shot looks different…ball is too deep in his shooting hand.
by getPGwithbounce on Jul 15, 2010 12:10 AM PDT reply actions
he was forcing too much tonight
btw, I like that DMC wanted to shoot the techinical somewhere in the 3rd Q
by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Were you at the game?
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
no just watching NBA TV
I will be there Sat., I get in too late for Fri and leaving too soon Sun.
I like this quote from TrueHoop on ESPN tonight:
DeMarcus Cousins filled the boxscore with 22 points, including the game winning shot, but it’s a single digit in the technical column that’s going to raise a few eyebrows in Sacramento. Cousins got mixed up with T-Wolves big man Greg Stiemsma in the first half and earned a quick T from the ref after a little jaw-jackin’. As the Kings went to the tunnel at halftime, assistant coach Mario Elie had some words for Cousins after watching his brush with the Wisconsin big man: “He’s trying to get a job, you already have a job. Forget him.”
by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
That T bothers me.
It really does. It’s partly what bothers me.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
He jawed at Monroe non-stop during the Pistons game
I like the confidence, but I think that stuff needs to be reigned in a bit.
Just glanced at the above coments...leave Kahn alone
Please…cut Kahn some slack…we need him employed until after the next draft, at least.
This guy effectively turns a 10th pick into a 9th, and 8th into a 7th, etc….
Does moving up 1 spot make a difference? Would you rather have Boogie or Udoh/Monroe?
by getPGwithbounce on Jul 15, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Good point
Side note Udoh will miss 6 months after under going wrist surgery, seems like he is getting used to being a Warrior even before summer league ends.
LOL Gilo
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Clippers curse is alive and well in Nellie's GSWorld
The durability of DLee is going to be the next suspect item
by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Mwahahahahahaha.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I watched part of the game
I sure like what I am seeing but still a small SL sample
by southern oregon on Jul 15, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions
Couldn't watch the game. My highlights:
1) I thought Webber was brilliant. Did I think he was too hard on Kahn? No flipping way!
2) DMC’s last second game winner. He is a playah. Can’t wait for the season to start. 99 days til preseason?
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......
Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
you know what's scary?
dmc doesn’t even looks like he’s trying
Plus, he has the swagger.
I agree with what Webb said. You have to like that he wanted the last shot. Make it or not, he basically demanded the ball on the last 3 posessions and delivered on 2 of the 3. The fact that he didn’t shy away when the game is on the line impresses me. And we all saw Reke was this way last year.
Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.

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