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Kings vs. Wolves, Summer League Game 3

Another night, another game for the Vegas Summer League squad of your Sacramento Kings. This one comes at 7 PM PT.

Keep in mind when watching that since Friday the team has participated in five full-fledged practices (with scrimmages) and two full-fledged games. That's all in five days. These boys should be nice and tired by the final buzzer.

The Kings' starters will be Tyrese Rice, Ryan Thompson, Donte Greene, Hassan Whiteside and DeMarcus Cousins. Apparently neither Wesley Johnson or Jonny Flynn will play for the Wolves.

Let's go Kings.

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I had hoped Dionte Christmas would start.

Havent seen a lot of him and I would like to see his game.

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.

by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Naw, he's the meat.

Greene is obviously the veggies.

"We're trapped inside the matrix, forced to play our hand. We're filled with so much hatred, the kids don't stand a chance." -- B.o.B. (aka Bobby Ray).

by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

How can you guys leave the Marcus Thread

If the Lakers were on channel 5 and there were a bunch of frogs making love on channel 6, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy!

by King7420 on Jul 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah! There's a MarcusC thread? *promptly leaves*

"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP

by tomroadrunner on Jul 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is the Marcus thread?

Don’t see it

Can't wait for October

by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Its the Adam Morrison thread

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.

by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awsome thread

Can't wait for October

by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I still don't see this thread (??)

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

Funny stuff

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.

by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just there and I'm sad I missed it

I had this whole ‘Waterboy’ reference that I lamely tossed in after it was all over.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Thompson/Christmas and Chism can learn to really D up

they would be my choices as the 2 future starters along with Reke, Whiteside, Cousins

by WiltonDeportes on Jul 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

also

throw landesburg into that group of guards. for a future first guard off the bench, I want to see more of sloan.

by WiltonDeportes on Jul 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's on at 7pm right?

And people are already commenting? Boy this season will be long….

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually it's good for StR.

But I find it overwhelming. Mo’ people mo’ problems.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Blessings.Love.Peace
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect Boogie will have a decent game

but will settle for complete domination and destruction.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time Donald Sloan wont start....

Does this mean the Kings werent impressed or just want to give another PG a shot at extended minutes?

I would think that if Sloan doesnt play at all, its the latter.

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.

by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Devan Downey

why hasn’t anyone mentioned this guy yet? he killed it last game. sloan hasn’t really shown his skills at the point position just yet (‘cause he’s so used to playing 2-guard.) overall downey has been really impressive in all aspects of the game as a point. plays really well for being 5’9 too.. possibly a quicker nate robinson with good facilitating abilities.. let’s add that he was the go-to scorer for his college team, so he knows how to get points with 22ppg

by D00M on Jul 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not quicker than N8te

and doesn’t shoot as well. He may (maybe) can develop into something like N8te.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh - and you just mentioned him

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah my bad

may have been a little crazy by saying he’s faster (he is super fast though..) but since nate is a majority scorer than a pure point guard.. looks like downey has more of that facilitating ability, which would be great for the team.. not sure how he’d fair against really big guards, but as shown a lot of hustle.. he’s like a pest out there lol

by D00M on Jul 14, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Who you guys got in Streak for Cash? Lazar Hayward or Boogie?

Owner- Larry Ellison
G.M.- Kevin Pritchard
Coach- Vinny Del Negro
Mentor to teach Big guys- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Sinigang on Jul 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I took Boogie

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.

by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright me too, DCUZ, Let’s go!!!I’m just scared Lazar Hayward will score a lot since Wes and Flynn are out.

Owner- Larry Ellison
G.M.- Kevin Pritchard
Coach- Vinny Del Negro
Mentor to teach Big guys- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Sinigang on Jul 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend on the T-Wolves summer league roster - Deon Thompson

A really defensive minded big (though undersized). I’m excited to see him play a bit against Boogie.

Blessings.Love.Peace
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pulled a Hamstring in his last game VS Spurs

Left in the 3rd quarter

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did he pull the hammy?

He wanted an excuse not to get showed up like Beagle said.

Children, before you go to sleep check under your bed for the BOOGIE MAN!!

by kingme18 on Jul 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

over/under

will “Swat” have more blocks then the Entire Timberwolves roster or not?

if you play defense the fans will come

by fffindeed on Jul 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt this game will be as close as yesterday, unless the kings are tired.

Yesterdays game had me pumped. It’s been such a long time since I’ve witnessed the Kings beat the Lakers, so I went and flipped my little nephews Fisher Price in the backyard after the game. I was going to torch it, but my dad calmed me down.

by MarcusC on Jul 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oooooooooooook...thats nice.

backs away slowly*

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torching your little nephews Fisher Price after a summer league win.

I dont even want to know what you do after a pre-season win, let alone a regular season win.

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.

by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its just summer league.

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed." Michael Jordan.

by Surprise Team on Jul 14, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of now

the 2 players I would keep from summer league are rice and chism. Both looked like they had good chem. with Cousins.

by MarcusC on Jul 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd be happy with Downey as well

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget the summer leaguers

I want Morrison

Can't wait for October

by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Of course

He avg less turnovers than clumsy hands Casspi and would kill Omri one on one. Donte too

Can't wait for October

by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The kids will be pretty tired

3 games in a row. We’ll have to see how this goes but I’d think it’s still a fairly comfortable win though closer than it should be.

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

We get to see how lucky we are

Wolves get to see how badly Khan screwed up.

by kingme on Jul 14, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Off topic

but the weirdest name in the summer league has to be: Sofoklis Schortsanitis. Plays for the clippers

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I havent heard of him before

but they have him listed as 315lbs.

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a lot heavier than that

I’d guess at least 350

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Jul 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webber was right

He ought to be playing for the Lions

by bignerd on Jul 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a live feed of Kahn...

…I want to see his face every time Demarcus does something awsome.

by MDRennie on Jul 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get the ESPY's

Can someone explain to me why sports need an awards show?

by Deleran on Jul 14, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

because ESPN needs the ratings

and everyone likes watching award shows

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really...

…I thought that’s what playoffs and championships were for.

People watch though, so they put it on TV.

by MDRennie on Jul 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Z signed with the Heat?

Shit.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lets see

20 and 12 DMC

Can't wait for October

by KingsFanInPortland on Jul 14, 2010 7:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

You think?

3rd game in as many days…I’d like to think he can do as good as th past two games, but my gut is telling me otherwise.

I hope to be proved wrong…

by MDRennie on Jul 14, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Called it

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on Jul 15, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coachie!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I want someone to introduce Coachie to twitter.

something tells me he’d have the best, funniest, and most intelligent tweets in the bball community.

Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!

by Shizzo on Jul 14, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it on yet?

I’m still staring at rainbows on atdhe

by MDRennie on Jul 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

pregame interview with Coach Carrell, no tip-off yet

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cavs-Suns are still going at it too.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theus!

It’s in the bag.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

has the game started yet?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

All we need is a Natt sighting and a press conference of Theus throwing one of his summer league players under the bus, after the game, to make it complete.

by CloudyEyes on Jul 14, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Demarcus Hurt

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Cousins back in

Bunched up sock, I think.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody get atdhe to work?

by Gold Miner 916 on Jul 14, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, guys tired

Third game in three nights. Rubber legs.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice to have Webber commenting on this game.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

when cousins and whiteside get their hands on a rebound it stays in their hands…great attribute we had a problem with that in past years

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DONTE SLAM

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Or if Napear were calling it -

Tyreke with the assist!

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by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I loved NBATV fan night when he was paired up with Payton. Fantastical to the finny.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Few things are higher comedy than GP calling Shaq fat to his face on national television.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Im truly impressed...

…I never would have guessed he’d be so good at this.

by MDRennie on Jul 14, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really is very good.

Part of that is that I’m happy for him but he’s very confident and provides good analysis when he needs to and asks the right questions at the right moments as well.

Engaging and informative.

by jveezy on Jul 14, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sup, guys.

What did I miss?

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Greene had a big dunk. Everyone's been slow.

I just came back too, and that’s what I gathered from reading the comments.

Also: Webber is sweet.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grown ass-man

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That block concerns me.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casspi not hustling back.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw it down Israeli Fella, THROW IT DOWN.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

what is with the Kings and white shirts?

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

its 116 degrees in vegas

i wouldnt wear anything but white in that whether

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

there you go cousins, full reportoire

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lord

I just reviewed the Wolves’ roster for 2010-2011. They’ll be lucky to win 10 games.

by Deleran on Jul 14, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

nbrans,

don’t you know that once they fit the “right” players in their “system”, no matter how mediocre/terrible they are, all will be well?

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's of the

‘If you throw enough shit at the wall, eventually something sticks’ school of thought.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then you just have a wall covered in shit

"You seen my cell phone?" "What’s it look like?" "Like two horses f***ing. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."

by CaliforniaJag on Jul 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's like punishment for Beas.

Going from sunny Miami to frigid Minny.

Like being shipped off to Siberia in all those 1980s movies.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is it

That we know more about why Johnson isn’t playing then the commentators?

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering that as well.

Does no one have a phone with internet access?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on the strong games

I would have been happy with either, not necessarily one over the other

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAVID KAHN

being interviewd

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Kahn!!!!

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome!!!

Interview with Kahn.

1st question: WTF have you been smoking?

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd question

can i get some

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

KAAAHHHHHNNNN!!!!

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

And will you pass that shit already?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

KAAAAAHHNNNN!!!!

"......but Curry had a better TS%"

by kwill on Jul 14, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

KAAAAAHHHHNN!

first two questions about ridnour and jefferson two of his worst moves…..in the last week

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

See

Kahn is not that bad. He felt bad for AlJef lol

by kingme on Jul 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Cause you know, when you have a high character 20/10 guy you should trade him for two late 1st rounders.

It’s really the right thing to do.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in his son for the sympathy vote.

But his son looks like a douche.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So Kahn traded Jefferson as a favor to him?

“We sucked and we felt sorry for Al.” (Paraphrasing)

Oooh! and C-Webb just called him on it!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no

going down the Darko road

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WEBBER

“didn’t seem like you got much for Al Jefferson.”

TO HIS FACE.

Webber for president.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn CWebb

Getting to the hard hitting truth

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAH

i think kahn knows he said that about milicic!

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

he just compared this set of timberwolves to our greatest team in our history

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else listening to Gerry?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 14, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

KAAAAAAAHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kahn sucking up to Webb

Priceless.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked afraid to look over at Webb

“I feel like I got asked five questions in a row”

Webber “Yah I ask a lot of questions”

 Kahn your being invterviewed your gonna be asked questions

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy

Is an NBA GM. Think about that.

by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Kahn, Billy King -

Now if we can just find Isiah a job, GP can start making some deals.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hope the Clippers pick up Isaih.

Eric Gordon. That’s all I want.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Zeke'd

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by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

C-Webb is trying his hardest not to choke David Kahn

for comparing Webber’s career to Darko’s.

Great grilling by C-Webb.

RIP, Coach Wooden.

Thank you, Geoff Petrie.

by JETisKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Can you hang around a min?"

Webber has a lot more of Q’s to ask

by kingme on Jul 14, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse GM?

Isiah or Kahn?

smell the ashes

by iamstern'skippah! on Jul 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Isiah. A thousand times Isiah.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man put Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph on the same roster.

C’MON!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY more kahn

hopefully DeMarcus is in the game

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Kahn's son now standing behind dad

Even he knows his pop is a moron.

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by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why we watch summer league

Not the showcase of the rookies, not the generally low quality basketball. It’s so we can see Webber ask Kahn questions he can’t possibly answer without looking like a douche.

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Our team sucked, but we have a great practice facility!!!

Dear lord this is amazing. Is there a basketball game going on or something?

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Its fully remodeled man, lay off.

lol this entire interview is gold.

Scot Pollard for President

by ThePrince on Jul 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yea he’s a nice guy, u tend to be on ur best behavior once you’ve been robbed at gunpoint by every team in the league and made a laughingstock

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The NBA Timberwolves

Now with Continental Breakfast until 10am!!

by bartenpa on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What????!!!!

“our team sucks but we upgraded our facilities” UPGRADE YOU ROSTER!!!!!

by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Upgraded facilities?

What? They installed a bidet or something?

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfeasts now!

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol

Webber pressing the Darko issue.

by Deleran on Jul 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahaha

C Webb not letting him off the hook on Darko

by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Kahn pretty much saYeah, we suck really bad, but...

…we have 3 meals a day, a pool table, lots of cool workout machines, etc. So it’s not that bad.

by MDRennie on Jul 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hair Kurt

Just get out of the pool?

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by outrider on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Darko

Manna from heaven, people.

MANNA FROM HEAVEN.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Darko compared to Vlade

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Webber was like WTF

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

“Woah.”

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

"Vlade Divac?"

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"WHOAH."

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah,

passes like vlade?? my ass

If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin

by chancelot on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Webb

Darko passes like Divac. Oh. Wow. (SARCASM)

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, Darko has 5 letters and begins with D

Divac has 5 letters and begins with D. The resemblance is uncanny!

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Darko needs to put a whole season together"

Darko needs to put two weeks together.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

“We’re not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence.”

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Darko <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< than Webber

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

webber will leave this interview knowing EXACTLY what kahn is thinking…..or smoking

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

"We not talking about Me and Darko in the same sentence."

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT!!!!!

Mana from heaven? As good a passer as Valde?? WTF?

by StevenG on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

One of the smoothest high-post PFs of all time got compared to fucking Darko Milicic.

Of course he’s pissed off.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lol

Webber is owning Kahn

by d-jackfan10 on Jul 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This needs to go on Youtube as possibly the greatest interview ever.

You had LeBron’s decision… now watch Kahn’s Indecision.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah Cwebbs career didnt take off until he went to Sacramento

Digging that hole deeper and deeper KAHN

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did they find this guy?

Was he in a fantasy league with the owner or something?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh wow

CWebb before commercial. “Good luck.”

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"Good luck"

That may have been the greatest best wishes I’ve ever heard.

by jveezy on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded like the guy from "Taken"

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by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha "good luck"

Someone’s nose got tweaked

by Bitgod on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

C-Webb with the backhandeded "Good luck"

Best-interview-ever!

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by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

seemed like

more of a good luck (you’ll need it!)

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by outrider on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

priceless

so kahn is comparing the 2010 timberwolves to the 2002 kings…2010 milicic to divac and justifying that at least al jefferson is better off than the trade….LADIES AND GENTLEMEN the road to becoming an NBA GM just got alot easier

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow...the "good luck"

webb just gave Kahn was the best way to cap that off. he wouldn’t even make eye contact with him

by Gabraham on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

and a little "good luck" by Cwebb as kahn Leaves

CWEBB is the greatest ever

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

C Webb humiliated that dude...

Lets not talk about Darko and my career in the same sentench HAHA!

by Gravymonkey on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow

I can’t believe I didn’t have to pay to watch that. I would have bankrupted myself.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Me too

I think he took it too far

by kingme on Jul 14, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kahn dug his own hole

Webb was just willing to call him on it

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

It’s espn3. Kahn’s a big boy.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you're being too sensitive

Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!

by Shizzo on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why?

I show respect to people who have earned. Being an NBA GM doesn’t automatically earn one respect. In fact, given the high-profile nature of the job, you’d better be able to deal with this kind of stuff.

Webber asked all valid questions and Kahn gave stupid (yet hilarious) answers and insulted Webber’s and Valde’s talent.

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." -- MarcusC.

by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, Kahn was talking to one of the Top-50 players to ever play in the NBA

he needed to stop being a fucking moron to show respect, unfortunately, some things people are born with.

by VenomySnicket on Jul 15, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Webber is not one of the top 50 to ever play in the NBA

Cmon now.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter here.

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who i liked more out of that interview

I think Kahn is on drugs, but webber isn’t very professional about this either, you don’t have to be rude.

by Bitgod on Jul 14, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that.

The dude just compared Darko to Divac.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

exactly

Webber ain’t gonna let someone diss his old buddy like that. Nice to see we and that team hold a place in Webbers heart

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think thats why he got upset

Because Khan is trying to compare some chump to someone that Webber has a whole lot of respect for and probably thinks that Divac was better than most people give him credit for.

by Merickel on Jul 14, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't outlandish.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never saw Darko with a cigar.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never saw you with a cigar either.

What’s your point?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was outlandish.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was absurd.

Webber intimated that pretty well with his response.

by saveourbluths on Jul 14, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Webber.

Favorite King ever.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love him too.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe he didn't.

“Why are you asking me all of these relevant questions? It’s Summer League, man!”

puff puff … “You want some of this?”

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best time to ask those questions, when Kahn was taken off guard.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPIN!

Just gotta get those to drop DMC

by Gabraham on Jul 14, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

Go Chris! Dont talk about me and Darko in the same sentence!

ailene voisin is wack!

by Bambooozled on Jul 14, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Webber wasnt straight enough with kahn! something had to go down once milicic and the best frontcourt tandem in kings history were put in the same sentence

Webber wasnt straight enough with kahn! something had to go down once milicic and the best frontcourt tandem in kings history were put in the same sentence

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice outlet by cousins

DONTE with the slam

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Deja Vu

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh what?

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid refs blowing their refs.

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Exactly

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

O'Bryant looks a lot older than the last time I paid attention to him.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

In Soviet Russia...

…whistles blow refs.

That sounded dirty.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Vegas.

Everything is more liberal.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for long.

The Mayor and Obama hate eachother.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Proper use of the word liberal

by bignerd on Jul 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the kings playing terriblely

yet its a tied game

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

why does minnesota have alot of role players in thompson, hayward and ellington…shouldnt they have guys that could make a major impact on a TERRIBLe team

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Skied for that putback

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Gettin' ahead of Walton on this one.

Throw it DOWN big man!

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Atchley play 2 guard?

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

his body language says no

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other teams are there watching, as well.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he's hopeful.

I’m sure they all are. This is their dream.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you asking if Atchley can actually make it?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just getting himself exposed.

What better way than by playing alongside Cousins?

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah hes been overseas and in the d-league i dont think he believes anythings set in stone for atcheley

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No Homo,

but if I could look like anybody on earth, it would be C-Webb.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the new fanboy Chris Webb.

I mean Mace Christopher Webber.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this guy?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are such a redditor.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw it, haven't watched it yet. Hilarious?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hilarity wrapped up in a bundle of awesome

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWANDIVE!

Just saw it.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monicle Smile!

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Webber has to be a foot taller at least.

And he has the nicest smile on earth.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No homo

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, that's the man your man could smell like.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I changed my mind.

If looking like that guy could make diamonds pile out of my hands…maybe.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Cousins deliver donuts without eatiung any?

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Stiemsma is pretty tough, but, yeah.

I would love to see him make a team though

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like the way Cousins walked away from the ref.

Needs to develop that poise.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im afraid that he is going to have to walk away from too much crap this season

dude hasnt even played one real game yet and he already has a reputation like Sheed

by Merickel on Jul 14, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

12-7-2 i think.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! 20-20 TONIGHT!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it could happen

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell was that steizmer guy saying?

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Gorillas can talk?

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey dude, we can go get some cheeseburgers after this.

I know where the In-N-Out is. We don’t have to tell nobody. It could be our little secret.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably just talking shit

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

macramento

check your facebook

If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin

by chancelot on Jul 14, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cousins

is getting into it with that guy, how long until Cousins steals his dignity?

by d-jackfan10 on Jul 14, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Checking..... checking........

Yeah, still not over the Webber/Kan interview.

GIDDY.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Webber's face at the interviews close was utterly awesome.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally missed it!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Kahn was very annoying to have to listen to.

His voice just got to me. So I put it on mute until he left the table.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Big mistake

You missed the greatest interview since Deon Sanders dumped a bucket of water on Tim McCarver.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully someone will put it up on youtube later.

I missed it too.

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like Webber didn't even want to be in the same arena as that douche.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Grant there?

"......but Curry had a better TS%"

by kwill on Jul 14, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sorry.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris webber

KING FOREVER

If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin

by chancelot on Jul 14, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and ever

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ever

If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin

by chancelot on Jul 14, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Cousins jams it hard on that big oafy albino's head.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit! collison

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

collision**

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daren Collison

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a typo

Collision- noun. – an instance of one moving object or person striking violently against another.

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they have nothing but p*ssies on their team.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks alright.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's fucked up.

Rec’d

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro tip.

Injuries are never funny.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

"......but Curry had a better TS%"

by kwill on Jul 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soft?

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope Ryan is OK.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not like his big brother.

A little cut and he sits out? JT broke his back and was back in the nBA two weeks later!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Any possibility of a video posted of the interview

I came in just too late and now I feel like I have to see it

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Webber keeps it up. “Probably going to sound like THAT INSANE PERSON GM FROM MINNESOTA WHO BY THE WAY IS COMPLETELY EFFING NUTS but I think Dalembert is going to be good for the Kings.”

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Donte has to make those runners.

Shit.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF..

there showing subliminal messages during our VSL games. I jus saw a quick 2 sec pic of kobe holding the Championship…Is David Stern trying to tell us something…

by RekeHAVOC_13 on Jul 14, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Casspi is trying to reinvent his game

cut him a little slack

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

If you went off summer league, JT, Casspi and Greene would not have played any regular season minutes last year.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Overreacting over Summer League = waste of time.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs service

Watching him try to make his own shot tonight has been frustrating.

by bartenpa on Jul 14, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er

Casspi: 10 points 3 boards, 12 minutes
Greene: 6 points, 2 boards, 17 minutes

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

C Webb with a dalembert shoutout

dalembert is solid but overpaid. and im gona be honest after seeing him play for a long time in philly, whiteside has some dalembert qualities. but since he already has some dalembert qualities with help D, i would not throw away his rookie year with low playing time. have him work out some kinks now and watch some crazy out of nowhere blocks…and goaltends.

by saveourbluths on Jul 14, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Medical term: "had his bell rung."

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

When are we going to roll out the sky lineup?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Weed or marijuana?

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

COusins-WHitesit-Greene-Casspi-Thompson

Touch the sky!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE RAINBOW

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

If I was bald I would definietly go Bosley.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Its never to late to talk David Khan, he's a genius.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first step to recovery

is admitting that you have a problem.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the Pistons, or the Magic

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no he didn't.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And arroyo was balling out of his mind.

But Darko was averaging what? 10 and 7? Playing a bunch of minutes? He’s not good enough to be a starter in the NBA. Very serviceable backup. But not a star.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

24? 25?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

25.

Two years from his “Prime”.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My recollection might suck but I actually agree with Bkj.

I do seem to recall Darko doin alright with Dwight.

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's cause he went from "didn't do shit" to "oh shit, he's doin something"

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

F*ck you Rob Sarver!

by Bkj on Jul 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was 8 and 5 in 25 minutes

We wanted Hawe’s head for only delivering 10 and 6 in 26 minutes.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Child please

When you’re in a hole, stop digging.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darko is a foul-prone shot-blocker who uses his hands too much while defending the post and has no perimeter defense ability.

No, my friend. No.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Child please

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. And everyone was saying that six years ago when he was drafted.

“He has the potential”!

No. No he does not. He is what he is.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That about sums it up. Lmao

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Cousins miss that.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

missed^

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

beaufiful up and under

by saveourbluths on Jul 14, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Glen Davis is as high talker. Weird for a big dude.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boogie!!!!

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jeez/

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG SEXY

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DaMN

I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...

by MustangMBS on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oooh!!

WE LOVE OUR COUSINS IN MACTOWN!

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YES WE DO

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what you get albino boy, simma down.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Know your role!

Take your medicine!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make the big man angry

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There was a Sanford and Sons episode..."

I like Webber’s commentary

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The best, Jerry, the best!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either that

Or best commentary ever. I’m sorry, this game has sucked and the commentary has been tremendous.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score update?

Nothing seems to stream on my side.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

50-53 Kings

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

53-50, Kings I think

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what I meaning is

I don’t got no speed. Apparently 1mbps is acceptable rate of broadband in this country.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

way better than jim grey

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But without Jim Grey

how do we know who still bites their nails in the league?

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Griffin playing summer league this year?

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad

I would have liked to see him

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only make that mistake once.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUNK

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Caspi!!!

the Bene Gesserit rite.

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Frank Herbert, Dune

by SeattleRoyalty on Jul 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Casspi! Whoa!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrison=the new Maynor?

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maynor=God, Morrison=Devil

both are powerful, one lurks in the shadows

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

makes sense

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morrison does things behind the scenes.

Maynor is omnipotent.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it disturbing that the devil has been on 2 championship teams

while God is on an up-and-coming one.

Does this mean that Evil’s reign of terror is nearing its end?

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all coming together.

We’ve been called the Anti-christ version of OKC.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyreese is playing sloppy tonight.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

JewSlam!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Casspi

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It happens.

He’s just a baby. He’ll refine that in time.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a baby.

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom is a baby?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Them's fightin' words.

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep swatting, Hassan!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, so

Christmas needs more playing time.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, Kings drafted D'Antoni? From Marshall?

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

For me too!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Lights cigarette.*

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Pass

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

cousins with another great pass

the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize

by macramento on Jul 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

16-11-4

Yeah, I’ll take that.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

hell yeah

If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin

by chancelot on Jul 14, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"So your a Yank? Thats ok, were all just people. People are all the same. But we like Canadians better." - Guy at the grocery store. "wow"

by chenp22 on Jul 15, 2010 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Ellington?

Why can’t we guard him?

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Warriors are gonna slash all over this team.

It’s a big team that hasn’t figured out how to play forceful yet. Hopefully SamDal can teach the young’ns and DG and OC can figure out that post thing.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

kurt rambis

is actually thinking about how stupid it was to leave the lakers when he’d have been coaching bryant and gasol in 2012 instead of flynn and DARKO!!

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno.

Apparently Darko is a mutant hybrid of Divac and Webber. No doubt we’ll all be eating our words soon enough.

Anytime now…

Anytime…

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude is pretty good!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has been doing well.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone get Adam Morrison in here.

What this team needs is a little championship poise and experience. He can give Casspi some pointers on professional butt-slapping and towel-waving.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crud!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Casspi over-doing it.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't look like a foul on the replay

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrison strikes again.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cousins is too good.

the more i see him the more depressed i get that the sixers didnt take em. hes already a better playmaker too. i cant even be here anymore. good luck fellas.

by saveourbluths on Jul 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you didn't miss that last one.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice move!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Christmas!!

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Word.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, we can have a "Greene Christmas" lineup!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

a "Whiteside Christmas"

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Christmas can't defend...

he looks good on the o-end of the floor tonight.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'm the only man in the world

Watching this on the internet while Babe Pig in the City is playing in the background while Christmas scores

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda love Rice, at least in this game.

Christmas is nice too.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Christmas in Isreal huh?

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

uh... where do you think Bethlehem is, bro?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kansas

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pennsylvania?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Johnson not playing?

Is he petered out from last night in Vegas?

"......but Curry had a better TS%"

by kwill on Jul 14, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sore hamstring.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soft.

Penis.

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

joke fail

"......but Curry had a better TS%"

by kwill on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donte

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Scary!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWAT'd

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Summer league.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game is not over yet.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’m not hung up on win or losesin the Summer league

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

*losing ><

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to me like the worse a team is in regular season

the better their summer league team is

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a travesty!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize the real starting point guard is going to grow 7 inches, right?

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you callin' loose?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should hang all the starters upside down by their toenails.

That’ll teach ’em if they lose.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Condor strikes!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

If you played one on one with Whiteside - first to 100 -

Do you think that you could get ONE shot up?
I’m not sure I could.

by Ichiban on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd dunk on him

Like a beast

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of 100 shots

I think I could get 50 goal-tends on him

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woulda liked to have seen Johnson, what happened?

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hammy went blammy.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out how long?

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

soft

needs viagra to get him going

"......but Curry had a better TS%"

by kwill on Jul 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 point game.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Donte !

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Kings

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG BALLS

111111111111111111111111111111111111

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No shit!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NAILED IT

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GUY

by jveezy on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

first game winner??

If incessant and obsessive discussion about a basketball player qualifies someone as being gay, then everybody – and I mean everybody – who posts on this site is totally flaming. - Corbin

by chancelot on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DMC!

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Up by one.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cousins!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*ck you Rob Sarver!

by Bkj on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

COUSINS!!

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOGIE!

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Cuz may hit the GW shot.

That’s a good thing.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Obvious statement of the day brought to you by EvilCowtown Inc.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I just love that he wanted to take it.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

Plethora of game-winning options available to the Kings between Reke and Cousins.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potentially.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how he jsut demanded the ball

BALLS

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RED FLAG!

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Guard Ellington!!

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I know I know I know

It’s only VSL but DMC has star written all over him

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."

by kangsfan on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Its actually tattooed on his arm

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't tell on the internet feed ;)

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."

by kangsfan on Jul 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boogie!

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you in Vegas?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how there was no timeout

to see what the players would do.

And damn… Cousins called for that ball like a superstar.

by sdfd on Jul 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Put it in the books and send them home!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAAHAHAH

COUSINS!! COUSINS!! COUSINS!!

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Game.

Blouses.

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Can't blow these last couple of seconds.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s not good that i actually got nervous there isn’t it?

by kingsfan234 on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow a win.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels good even if it is summer league.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT FINISH!!

Drama With Your Mama-Tyreke Evans

by JZiadeh on Jul 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

about 3 different guys

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thorn down

Stefanski and Kahn to go.

by nbrans on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you think Favors can make the L?

Or you mean Thorn is already gone.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Makes sense for NJ.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY AWAY FROM THEUS BOOGIE!

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Boogie Down tonight fellas!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my gosh I was so confusd why you guys are saying these things...

Then I remembered I’m 5 minutes behind because I watched the Kahn interview 2×.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to watch it so bad

I hope it gets posted somewhere

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 and 12 and put the team on his back down the stretch

Can we start getting excited now?

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Summer League.

Yeah, fuck that. Exactly. Let’s get excited.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can. I'll be excited after 2 NBA months.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The duo of Cousins and Tyreke

might be the worst-interview 1-2 punch in the league.

by sdfd on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Just more endearing.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

And I don’t even care. They seem like great kids that are gonna win us a ton of basketball games in their careers.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'll get better

because I see tons of interviews in their future. Plus too me I’d rather hear a southern slur/mumble than ghetto speak that most of the league has

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it

My girlfriend likes the Kings, but she hates how difficult it is to listen to DMC and Tyreke speak. I can’t disagree; someone like Webber wasn’t just a genius on the court, but also had a ton of charisma and personality off of it.

by jeremy548 on Jul 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DMC is relatively good in front of the camera.

Especially when you factor how painful Reke is in front of the camera. DMC just talks with a heavy ’Bama accent.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Difference between Cousins and Hawes

“I’m just trying to learn my role.”

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked that way to me too.

How could you not be. Kid has “it” as they said.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww boo hoo
offseasonblog
  
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's this guy?

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's punk this dude, Randy Marsh style:

What ya wanna do, huh?

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." -- MarcusC.

by PhutureKings on Jul 15, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

String 'im up!

"This should be somebody's sig line." --Exhibit G

by Juan Primo on Jul 15, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

sour grapes

Bankin' on Boogie with his back to the basket

by Biscuit on Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wanting to win no matter the venue is a bad thing?

I love how serious he is taking this.

You think Kahn is regretting having Wes Johnson about now?

by MDRennie on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

He regrets not taking Bledsoe.

"This should be somebody's sig line." --Exhibit G

by Juan Primo on Jul 15, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Just wait till he hits those in reg season

I want to see how excited he gets then

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jealous

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

As embarrassing as Kahn's interview?

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing compares to "The Interview"

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

this guy needs get his head outta his ass

by RekeHAVOC_13 on Jul 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retiring a summer league jersey

now THAT is embarrassing

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a story to that?

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Robinson

a few years ago they actually retired his jersey in Vegas. They had a little ceremony (yes he actually showed), hung up the jersey, and then proceeded to just take it down right after.

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of a scene from the movie "Rudy"
Ara Parseghian: What’s your problem? What’s your problem? What’s your problem?

Player: “It’s the last practice of the season,and this asshole thinks it’s the Super Bowl!”

Ara Parseghian: “You just summed up your whole sorry career here in one sentence!”

by otis29 on Jul 15, 2010 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

mumble mumble just wanted the ball

mumble mumble, trying to learn my role, mumble mumble, watched Chris Webber, mumble mumble talking got me going.

by Lotusprime on Jul 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He did fine.

He was out of breath and lost his voice from screaming. Just as long as he keeps hitting that shot, I couldn’t care less if he’s articulate in the post-game interview.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's more important

Is that if DMC can hit those shots at the end of the game, teams can no longer triple team Tyreke. Those two together are going to be a handful.

by jveezy on Jul 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't there some way we can get Danny Granger?!

He’d be sooooooo ideal

Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!

by Shizzo on Jul 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You exercise for 2 hours and then give an interview...

… immediately after you stop.

It’s not easy

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

I thought the interview was great. It’s not an Oscar speech, it’s 30 seconds after coming off the basketball floor.

by bignerd on Jul 14, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay I want Cousins to start with Landry.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jul 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

There's a lot you can't tell from VSL

But you can tell Cousins has great footwork, court vision, passing ability and fire. I love it.

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my f***in' pants."

by kangsfan on Jul 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember what Cal said about Cousins wanting to punish teams that passed him..

I don’t think Minnesota counts though. Didn’t he refuse to workout with them?

by sdfd on Jul 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't want to live in the frozen tundra.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot Woot !

Woot Woot !

Woot Woot !

Woot Woot !

Woot Woot !

Woot Woot !

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jul 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Lebron JAMES twitter:

Give me John Wall or DeMarcus Cousins for ROY this year. Them young cats been balling in Summer League

He sees talent!

by BULLysh on Jul 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing...

I’ll take it as good this time cuz I’m excited

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron James just wrote this on twitter

Give me John Wall or DeMarcus Cousins for ROY this year. Them young cats been balling in Summer League

by DK209 on Jul 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Lebron James on Cousins :

Oh wait

:_(

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know people still followed him

I thought they all burned his twitter page

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't do twitter

Just a jest on my part

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't do it either

In the words of the great Stephen Colbert, “I’m not twatting anyone”

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE

I’ve been asking for this the entire thread

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got in late

What exactly happened?

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen how nasaly this guy's voice is.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

He sounds exactly like David Cross.

"You seen my cell phone?" "What’s it look like?" "Like two horses f***ing. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."

by CaliforniaJag on Jul 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not working for me!!

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refresh.

It didn’t come up for me the first time the page loaded either.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

This guy is comedy theatre.

Stay focused, and stay away from unknown females.

by swoosh91 on Jul 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go fanshot that thing.

So someone can frontpage it. Be sure to give it a good clear title. :)

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

naaah

Somebody else can if they want.

by wabut on Jul 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOFT

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darko will get his ROY one of these years.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He just has to get a season together first

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Webber sarcasm

Loved the “Good luck” at the end of the interview!

Bankin' on Boogie with his back to the basket

by Biscuit on Jul 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

C-WEBB'S A LEGEND! :lol;

good luck :sarcasm: hahaha!

"And Solskjaer has won it!"

by 'tough as nails' spence on Jul 15, 2010 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its just Summer League but...

Everyone seems excited about DMC’s game.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He's got a ways to go.

But I’m a DMC hater too.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a (fill in the blank) hater also

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

All purpose

Idiot Dumbshit Retard. I leave anything out?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kaaaaaaahhhhhnnnn!!!!

But otherwise covered nicely

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retard hater? Your Aces in my book.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pookey better apologize to Sarah Palin.

"This should be somebody's sig line." --Exhibit G

by Juan Primo on Jul 15, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ouch.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pookey's gonna pook

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Jul 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah!

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Morrison

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe something intelligent.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way, haven't read anything below this point yet

I am going off of pure faith that something stupid is coming

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is

I actually expected more

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he also totally ties his shoes in a more efficient way.

And can turn tickets to that thing you love into DIAMONDS.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering you live in the craziverse...

…I’ll assume that means something different than here in reality.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, as you've demonstrated, you don't really understand stats.

So I won’t further confuse you with any advanced metrics. Let’s just stick with the basics shall we?

Casspi

PTS: 10.3
AST: 1.2
REB: 4.5
FG%: .446
3P%: .369

Ellington

PTS: 6.6
AST: 1.0
REB: 2.1
FG%: .424
3p%: .395

The drugs must be amazing where you’re from.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I saw Marcus' statement....and said Oh boy.

You were nicer than I would be JC.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you failed to mention 18.2 vs 25.1 mpg

Also, If Casspi continues to shoot 67% percent from the line, he will be too big of a liability to let drive to the basket. His game will then be pretty one dimensional.

by MarcusC on Jul 14, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well since you asked for it

Casspi per36. Ellington per36.

Now tell me how impressive is it that Ellington has similar numbers to per36 when he plays less minutes than Casspi who plays more minutes? It is progressively harder to play more minutes than less.

Marcus, you’re an idiot.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me how you really feel Pookey

I was going more along the lines of “Marcus you need to drink a tall glass of shutthefuckup.” on the rocks if that is your choice.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me

I need to watch some Happy Gilmore

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Ben Stiller cameo in there

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, my gf started saying that a lot a couple weeks ago

due to peole she worked with at her new job, I thought it sounded familiar but couldn’t think of where I had heard it. Just another reason to love StR.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

After some in depth research, I suppose the F bomb wasn't in there

Link

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats some due dilligence

However I like it more with the fbomb. To each’s own.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need to come up with a name for the crowd that is obsessed with getting a shooting guard.

Don’t get me wrong, we need one but a lot of these trade suggesting are just flat out dumb

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Beno & Tyreke are fine together.

And they are going to show that if Beno’s healthy (admittedly an issue).

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a better porno stache too.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, it's werid so many people post in a Summer League Game

Don’t remember it this busy last year haha O_o

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant wait for the season to start

by DK209 on Jul 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me either.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh? What are they?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DK is excited for the season to start because of bloated expectations from 3 summer league games.

You can’t wait till all the people who are posting based on hype dissapear so you don’t have weed ( I mean my spelling) through all the kool aid drinking comments.

Am I horrible off base?

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I just want to see this team play. If anything, I won’t be around as much during the season.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn my sarchasm meater must be off the fritz due to the alcohol

good to hear though. Honestly Pookey you make this blog worth haning around 24/7, along with all the other great personalities around here.

Excitement for this team (and I’m speaking as a whole and for myself) is about 10x greater than it was this time last year, which is an awesome thing. I’m actually willinng to pay for league pass broadband again after swearing it off after last seaons. (although I think i’ll go with the 5 team package rather than the full on LPB)

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to live someplace where my internet isn't literally awful.

But yeah, LPBB isn’t that bad. Although, it isn’t swell either. I’d rather cable & LP if pushed.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here, but in the end I'd rather just pay for interent and LPBB

than pay for internet, cable, and cable LP. Interent replaces Cable so well and on a much cheaper scale.

by Gilo424 on Jul 15, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah depends on the web you got though.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Petrie drafted the guy most of the fans wanted.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shows that the fans know their shit.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every once in a while, we collectively get some right.

;-)

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Difference is

I think Summer League is on TV this year. Last year I think it had to be ordered online.

by bignerd on Jul 14, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or alot more games are on NBATV this year. I agree that's a difference.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't get cuz of my ISP.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't get him out of my dreams

seriously all I think about while laying in bed, trying to fall asleep is some boogie time.

by Gilo424 on Jul 15, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't tell your GF this.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Has she checked Reke's ID yet?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

She started dating me when I was 18 and she was 20

So long story short, she like corning the market on guys that can’t buy liquor legally yet, feels she fullfills a need and can keep control of her man lol (It was her go to joke up until my birthday)

by Gilo424 on Jul 15, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and by the way its hard to check his ID

Since Grant confiscated it after Reke got busted for speeding, he decided it be best to drive the kid around for now on…..poor Reke. Cousins needs to get his liscense quick.

by Gilo424 on Jul 15, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he brings in the Israeli / Jewish fans.

Whatever. Imagine all the hippies and 70’s porn stars we could bring in if we ditched him and got Adam Morrison.

A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...

by Jaycee on Jul 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think they all died off from overdoses and STDs

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably from all the weed and pot they were doing.

by brianmc27 on Jul 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Weed AND pot? Deadly combo.

"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner

by Ice_9ine on Jul 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(it was an ode to Bkj)

by brianmc27 on Jul 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust but it's the only way to truly experience a double rainbow

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My stomach is hurting from all the laughter

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally

Pfft, everyone hates 70’s porn stars

When I’m going hunting I prefer open plains not overgrown forests

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

When I go diving, I don’t like to have to carry my machete

Maybe "Jason Evans" is just Tyreke in disguise
He really wants to play, but the team doesn’t want to risk injury because there’s not much to gain.

Tyreke: Jason Evans reporting for duty, coach.
Westphal: Uh, I know it’s you, Tyreke.
Tyreke: Wha? Does Tyreke Evans have a long white beard? Gimme the ball.

Courtesy AnotherStupidSN

by prowseinthehouse on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see Casspi

Score in the paint tonight.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jul 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He's definitely trying to add that to his repotoire.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit...

I could have sworn there wasn’t a game tonight.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

DMC after nailing the game winner...

THIS IS MY CITY! THIS IS MY CITY!

Sure it is DeMarcus, Just stay off the casino floors, young fella. No minors allowed. :)

Post game: Kahn reacts to loss by offering Darko three year contract extension.

by bench_blob on Jul 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If you see Jamarcus out in Vegas Demarcus

Stay away! And no Purple Drank!

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

quick question:

Does anyone know why Jon Brockman is not on the summer league roster?

Ba-da

by Ba-Da Bing on Jul 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He hasn't signed the Qualifying offer yet

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't matter.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah ok

I thought that was the reason

So really I don’t know,that was my guess ><

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Kings don't want him to.

Plenty of players play without contracts. Don’t see why it would be a major issue with Nessie. I think the Kings know what Nessie is and SL won’t really help him is the actual reason.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Circus Circus buffet could have brought him in for a pancake eating contest

by bignerd on Jul 14, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is sooo two hours ago,

but comparing Darko going to the Timberwolves with Webber going to Sacrament??? Webber was a rookie of the year! What an insult to compare his career to Darko’s!

by cbsf on Jul 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I just saw the interview

You could so tell Webber got really annoyed at that point, as if the Divac comment wasn’t bad enough

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Jul 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

also a very short drive

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Jul 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The body language was hilarious

You can tell Webber thinks he’s an idiot

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jul 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great year to buy season tickets

I wish I could afford it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jul 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a record.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

For summer league?

Let us usher in the era of Reke DMC!

by Shizzo on Jul 14, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

I dunno.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha Minny

Hoopus is an awesome place.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do enjoy a lot of the stuff they have there

been lurking there for about a month now

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta admit

I check out that blog too. I keep waiting to read “this is my final message, I’m hanging myself” but those are some tough, hardy fans over there.

by bignerd on Jul 14, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I like reading their blog and also some of the work by the head people at SSR

Want to start reading Blog A Bull too

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me SB Nation

Its a sports junkies heavan. Nice to get the first hand perspective rather than the regurgitated ESPN shit.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just my opinion here

Other than StR, these are the sites I generally read. Blazers Edge (if I read it—I often avoid it unless I’m wanting to get into a conversation or look at specific things), Hoopus, Orlando Pinstriped Post (OPP), BaB, and Brew Hoop.

All excellent sites with a lot of different perspective and interest. All very different styles.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I do read Brew Hoop too

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is

I go over there to see how people who are closer to the Wolves feel about Kahn, as opposed to the the national perception. Sometimes its hard to tell if they are deep in the kool aid or if they know something we all don’t. But knowing how we used to be percieved nationally until this year, I tend to lean towards the latter.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think after last year they are just happy that it appears there is an actual plan

Maybe not a good one necessarily but it beats just acquiring assets like they had been doing.

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah I noticed the little poll thing on the side of the home page

asking how you feel about the state of the Twolves has gone up from about 10 to around 50 now.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SnP was as hard on DMC as I was on Favors.

He’s been saying it from day 1 the Wolves would rue the day they passed him up.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allow me to translate:

“SnP had as big a hard-on for DMC as I had for Favors.”

"This should be somebody's sig line." --Exhibit G

by Juan Primo on Jul 15, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They aren't deep in the kool aid.

They just know what Kahn does well and what he hasn’t done well. Not everyone knows that. The Al Jefferson trade is a perfect example.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which was my feeling after spending a lot of time lurking over there

However the Jefferson trade most seemed to like over there. I still don’t get it. You make Al happy but get nothing but draft picks, which Kahn isnt good at using.

However when you look at the roster he aquired he has done a somewhat decent job of getting assets to at least make a team out of the garbage McHale had put together.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally think Kahn sucks. I don't like what he has been doing.

but I can see where they are coming from as fans.

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the one thing I still get hung up on with Kahn

is he has built a team that can run, but he hired a coach who wants to run the Traingle, and has no parts in place that fit that offense….unless his master plan is to fire Rambis and promote Theus (whichs is still a lose lose) I don’t get that at all.

I do believe he has improved the talent 1-12, if not by leaps and bounds, but from from what he took over.

by Gilo424 on Jul 15, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

They aren't deep in the kool aid.

They just know what Kahn does well and what he hasn’t done well. Not everyone knows that. The Al Jefferson trade is a perfect example.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but it wasn't all Kings though

I wanted to watch the game without too much hype and talk about being a playoff team or Cousins destroying the league. I just wanted to relax and get to know some of the D league level talent or fringe guys

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat

but due to time zone constraints it seemed we were the only ones awake over there after the game.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry about it

We weren’t being jerks or anything at least.

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of wanted to be towards the webber hate

but understood where it was coming from, got to defend your own even if they are in the wrong (cough webber cough)

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webber is a pompous fool.

It’s why he won’t get a position in the FO. He could have laughed it off without busting Kahn’s chops. Even if you disagree with Kahn (which is obvious many did), the fact is Webb didn’t need to bust Kahn’s nuts on the air. He did that because his ego won’t let him do so otherwise. And he wonders why GP doesn’t want him in the FO.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 14, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always got the feeling he much more liked the TV route than the FO route

He is better suited as a TV personality than a mentor on the team. I’m glad to have SAR rather than have Webber, although having him stop by every now and then to remind the kids of what Arco can be like, and instill that swag isn’t a bad thing.

On a side note, I’d love to have Vlade involved with organization, but I doubt that will happen.

by Gilo424 on Jul 14, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Webber handled it well

He repeatedly said “This is not about me”. Khan wouldn’t let it go.

Good luck may have been a dis, but it was deserved.

Just my opinion.

Most importantly, DMC is a player. Did someone check his ID?

by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he did too

But I can see both sides arguments. Kahn was trying to make a point but failed at getting it across, and Webber was about to listen to comparisons of one of the biggest busts to him or Vlade, or listen to how Kahn is assembling the same team that Petrie made earlier this decade.

As far as the second statement you made, he has no ID so Grant will be out of luck this year, but yes DMC is a baller. He always seems to impress with each summer league game. His ability in the post is just uncanny for a 19 year old. I don’t mean just the footwork and scoring moves, but the ability to recognize a double team, find the right pass, and make that pass is amazing; and I haven’t even metnioned the guard skills he has showcased on the perimeter.

by Gilo424 on Jul 15, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think SnP said it best

Lockerroom macho athlete stuff is what happened.

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Jul 14, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

That is the best way to say it.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think not

I think he is saying

ITS MY CITY

a la Tyreke after the Bulls game.

by bench_blob on Jul 15, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I saw it the way hit4thecycle saw it.

Vlade Divac, the 24 year old [Redacted] center who reported to training camp at 250, 15 pounds more than last season's weight: "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. Our heads weigh more."

Let’s facelift bar!--netetrader20

by kingsfan300 on Jul 15, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home to watch game...

OMFG Webber just owned Kahn. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
“Good Luck” is the line of the fucking year!!!!!!

At USC we're not snobs, we're just better than you.

by TrojanCBB on Jul 14, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Just finished watching game...

Kahn and Webb….wow….
Unfortunately, rather have Deon Thompson over Ryan Thompson.
Sylven…time to start learning Italian. Dionte can be a cheap Morrow.
Cousins…hope he can stay out of foul trouble during regular season, but like how
he lets the game come to him and knows when assert himself.
Casspi disappointed again…by next summer league I hope his shot looks different…ball is too deep in his shooting hand.

by getPGwithbounce on Jul 15, 2010 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

he was forcing too much tonight

btw, I like that DMC wanted to shoot the techinical somewhere in the 3rd Q

by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were you at the game?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

no just watching NBA TV

I will be there Sat., I get in too late for Fri and leaving too soon Sun.

I like this quote from TrueHoop on ESPN tonight:

DeMarcus Cousins filled the boxscore with 22 points, including the game winning shot, but it’s a single digit in the technical column that’s going to raise a few eyebrows in Sacramento. Cousins got mixed up with T-Wolves big man Greg Stiemsma in the first half and earned a quick T from the ref after a little jaw-jackin’. As the Kings went to the tunnel at halftime, assistant coach Mario Elie had some words for Cousins after watching his brush with the Wisconsin big man: “He’s trying to get a job, you already have a job. Forget him.”

by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That T bothers me.

It really does. It’s partly what bothers me.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He jawed at Monroe non-stop during the Pistons game

I like the confidence, but I think that stuff needs to be reigned in a bit.

by otis29 on Jul 15, 2010 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just glanced at the above coments...leave Kahn alone

Please…cut Kahn some slack…we need him employed until after the next draft, at least.
This guy effectively turns a 10th pick into a 9th, and 8th into a 7th, etc….
Does moving up 1 spot make a difference? Would you rather have Boogie or Udoh/Monroe?

by getPGwithbounce on Jul 15, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Side note Udoh will miss 6 months after under going wrist surgery, seems like he is getting used to being a Warrior even before summer league ends.

by Gilo424 on Jul 15, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Gilo

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clippers curse is alive and well in Nellie's GSWorld

The durability of DLee is going to be the next suspect item

by betweentheeyes on Jul 15, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mwahahahahahaha.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched part of the game

I sure like what I am seeing but still a small SL sample

by southern oregon on Jul 15, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Couldn't watch the game. My highlights:

1) I thought Webber was brilliant. Did I think he was too hard on Kahn? No flipping way!

2) DMC’s last second game winner. He is a playah. Can’t wait for the season to start. 99 days til preseason?

"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson

by Bluejohn on Jul 15, 2010 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Youtube vid of Webber & Kahn.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

Maybe we should adjust our stats to per36 years of age? -- ElRonToro

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Jul 15, 2010 1:08 AM PDT reply actions  

you know what's scary?

dmc doesn’t even looks like he’s trying

by D00M on Jul 15, 2010 2:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Plus, he has the swagger.

I agree with what Webb said. You have to like that he wanted the last shot. Make it or not, he basically demanded the ball on the last 3 posessions and delivered on 2 of the 3. The fact that he didn’t shy away when the game is on the line impresses me. And we all saw Reke was this way last year.

Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.

by darkadun on Jul 15, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

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