It seems Sacramento is still really torn up about losing Jon Brockman. I mean, Mike Bibby, Peja Stojakovic and Spencer Hawes didn't get this type of emotional outpouring ... combined. We need to work out our feelings.

The Rise Guys read a Brockman haiku this morning, and I find that's a perfect solution. Post your best effort, and rec your favorite submissions. That which has the most recs will be slapped on the front page this evening. My effort after the jump.

Oh, Mr. Mancakes,
you played like a drunk rhino,
crashed into our hearts.