Who's the Hottest Basketball Player of All?
by Slam_Dunk on Jul 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT
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Print Dwayne Wade 
Carmelo
Tyreke Evans
Peja
Chris Webber
Kevin Durant
Kobe
Chris Paul
Allen Iverson
DeMarcus Cousins
Tony Parker
These selections are obviously my own and I am biased. I did visit other websites and most of these names came up under the categories of cute or sexy basketball players. I invite you to vote for the one who is the hottest one of all of them. If I left your favorite out, leave a comment.
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Penny Taylor gets my vote
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
by MustangMBS on Jul 21, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Write-in
Swin Cash
Chantelle Anderson
And, um…
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen.
by andy sims on Jul 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Good taste in men, I'd say.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Thank you, thank you
I like to think of myself as a well rounded individual
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Well played Slam_Dunk!
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
My answer to all the bewbs.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
And no one will mind
We’re all entitled to our ‘silly’ threads.
Who do you really think is the hottest? I think you might’ve missed D Howard
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
No, I didn't forget about him. He didn't make the list.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
My wife likes Wade
but thinks Parker is ugly. She also thinks Howard’s head is too small for his body
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Never mind...self censored
There are some guys smarter than me, some guys better looking, I take comfort in the fact that there is no guy that is both.
by ElRonToro on Jul 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who do I think is the hottest?
I am with your wife. I like Wade.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Iguess CP3
She says he looks like Carlton Banks from the Fresh Prince
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
Slam_Dunk
meant he’s actually WITH your wife
There are some guys smarter than me, some guys better looking, I take comfort in the fact that there is no guy that is both.
You do realize I am a woman, right?
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Only makes it hotter
There are some guys smarter than me, some guys better looking, I take comfort in the fact that there is no guy that is both.
Two-For-One
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by section214 on Jul 21, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I did forget this guy.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I forgot all about this one!
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
This one?
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
yea... kobe gets my vote too
the three pillars of success: motivize, pulverize, and realize - Leroy Smith
by macramento on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
this is the picture that should have been put for kobe
Still waiting for the Euler of basketball to play for the Kings
lol - this picture is great.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I love that my picture put up a broken file for this one
And then I had to go refresh the page. IT WAS TRYING TO WARN ME.
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I still can't see it
Should I keep it that way?
"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims
I've never watched me play
but I hear I was absolutely lovely back in my hoop days. I think I was the reason they made guys wear the short shorts back then. The only way I could be prettier is to be twins.
There are some guys smarter than me, some guys better looking, I take comfort in the fact that there is no guy that is both.
by ElRonToro on Jul 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Can you post a picture of yourself?
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
How could anyone not vote for Webber on this?
Just look at that smile!
"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie
by AnotherStupidSN on Jul 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
I know!
How could some Euro beat Webber’s charm?
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 22, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions
was parker in a knife fight?
i heard eva gets pretty pissed.
I know i don't know it all... its just what my parents call me
by Mr. Know it all on Jul 21, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
It was a tough decision between this one girl, Webber, and Parker.
I guess the natural insticts just kicked in.
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
You are all sick and twisted!
That’s why I keep coming back here
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Ron Artest, unknown female, and bewbs
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Great post! My girlfriend is hot for the Celtics.
She’s pretty vocal about it at the bars when we’re watching games.
“Oh! How cuuuute! Look at the way KG puts his arm around Rondo! What do you think he’s whispering to him? JUST KISS, ALREADY!!”
She’ll shout it at the screen, and she’s serious. She’s there to watch hot, rich, powerful men rub and sweat on each other. It’ll make some guys at the bar uncomfortable, but the women at the bar love it, (and I love it, too, she’s a crack-up).
“Oh my God! Did you see the way Kobe just looked at Ray? What if they just started making out right now!!”
I mean, she does the same thing when she’s watching The Hills or Trueblood or whatever, it just sounds funny during an NBA game.
by basketball galactica on Jul 22, 2010 2:37 AM PDT reply actions
umm
am I the only one that thinks guys wife is awesome?
by RekeHAVOC_13 on Jul 22, 2010 3:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If she was awesome,
he wouldn’t be at bars with his girlfriend.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 22, 2010 6:01 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Seriously, how is this not green yet?
Too funny.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, I am concerned and want the season to start
My morning coffee and StR read just does not seem as nice when I have to look at a bunch of guys 1/2 naked or deciding if one player is “hotter” than the next. Lets stick to sports or bewbs, or sporty bewbs and bewb sports! At least Marcus C did not weigh in on the subject!
"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"
Wheel-chair fettish guy?
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 22, 2010 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions
No I do not have a wheel chair fetish? I may have missed the sarchasm
"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"
he was referring to Marcus C not you
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 23, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
We guys post boobs and talk about hot girls all the time
and now you aren’t going to allow the women on this site that same privilege?
Darko Milicec passes just as well as Vlade Divac... Vlade would be the first to tell you that
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 22, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Its really not a big deal for me..just does not go well with my coffee
I was trying to be funny more than anything, especially sense I did not know Slam_Dunk was a woman. It is lik ethe whole “its cool for female friends to kiss and make out trend, but not so cool for a couple of straight males to do so” I just love double standards, (joke).
And no I am not gay bashing or a homophobe as I could care less to peoples lifestyle decisions, Im just saying I like Boobs with my coffee more than Kobe posing, in fact I think I would rather kiss my buddies than looking at Kobe half naked before drinking my coffee
"If my aunt had a set of nuts, she'd be my uncle"
Haha. I thought it was funny, W2W, not enjoying your morning coffee having to look at pictures of half-naked men and reading about which one is hot.
That pretty well captures how I feel, when I am having my morning coffee, having to pass by a lot of boobs, the comments that follow, and whether one woman’s thumb looks like a big toe, or not.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
by Slam_Dunk on Jul 23, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'd personally be more concerned if a woman's big toe looked like a thumb.
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Guess I misunderstood
Sorry about that
Darko Milicec passes just as well as Vlade Divac... Vlade would be the first to tell you that
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 23, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
My wife loves him
and Beno. And Brockman. And JT.
This is why I don’t let her watch with me
#vfettkefordraft
You mean, you don't want to hear, "Casspi is sooo cute!"
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
She doesn't even remember his name
And the camera pans to his brother and she gushes over him too. Disgusting!
#vfettkefordraft
My wife is psycho for Doug Christie.
She isn’t attracted to anybody since him. She says nobody “pops out at her” like he did…whatever that means…
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 22, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
On defense, Christie always played with a boner.
That was why he was so effective.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
by Ice_9ine on Jul 22, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 23, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate the offseason
Anyways I pick Kyle Krover his eyes are oh so dreamy
F#ck Kobe Bryant.
F#ck Shaquille O’Neal
F#ck Phil Jackson
F#ck Rick Fox (twice)
F#ck Sasha Vujacic
F#ck Robert Horry
F#ck Derek Fisher
F#ck Dick Bavetta, Bob Delaney and Ted Bernhardt – I’m still waiting for them to have their jerseys retired at Staples.
F#ck Every Laker fan who comes to Arco Arena, wears his hat sideways and stands up and cheers with his arms out and his back to the floor whenever Kobe scores a basket.
Oh, and F#ck Jack Nicholson, Dyan Cannon, and that silver haired douchebag wearing the snakeskin boots.
Who’d I miss?
by B-RAD on Jul 22, 2010 7:39 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
He reminds me of Justin Bieber.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Korver looks like Ashton Kutcher with down syndrome.
His eyes are too far apart.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This thread should be rec'd to the top
just to prove how non-sexist we really are here
#vfettkefordraft
Good job folks
Glad to see everyone’s so open to letting the ladies have some eye candy… all two of them
#vfettkefordraft
I may have to change my sig line.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 22, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know you were female, Purple.
That makes four us, including Christina J. I suspect there are others who may not want to let their gender be known.
I have to admit, I am enjoying the reception this post has received from the guys on here. Surprised really.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Can't be hipocrits.
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Honestly, I expected the page to be plastered with women with big bewbs.
Instead, there are some pictures of beautiful female basketball players and Sheldon Williams.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
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Nice addition, LPA.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Never underestimate the appeal of a tall, muscular Italian guy in a nice suit.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 22, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Or not in a nice suit.
Danilo Gallinari.
StR Token Female
by LeaguePassAddict on Jul 22, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
A discriminating eye - and he is Italian.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
"I'm Popeye motherf*ckin' Jones, b*tch!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Enough said...
Your friendly neighborhood Purple Drank retailer.
by ajd1083 on Jul 22, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
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by chenp22 on Jul 23, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lmao - reke'd
Just noticed that you have a new signature. You are not suggesting that my cute cat is really a psychopath in disguise, are you?
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I actually like cats
so no, not really…
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Forgetting something?
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by chenp22 on Jul 25, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ack gollum!
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Darko Milicec passes just as well as Vlade Divac... Vlade would be the first to tell you that
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 22, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
My wife is also strangely attracted to Delonte West
which scares the fucking shit out of me
#vfettkefordraft
vfettke
I wouldn’t worry…just keep your mother away from him.
Your friendly neighborhood Purple Drank retailer.
My hopes and dreams for my son involve him becoming a basketball player
this is what worries me
#vfettkefordraft
He is calling to her, "Come here, baby."
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
No Delonte!
Stay away from my wife!!!
#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jul 22, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
My vote: Paul Mokeski
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I disagree, because when I googled Paul Mokeski, this came up:
#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jul 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Cross-Dressers
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Jul 22, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
looks like the have plenty of keskis
don’t think they need Mo’
by betweentheeyes on Jul 23, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Lauren Jackson is 7 foot tall, but I like a good challenge.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
by Ice_9ine on Jul 22, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Is she aussie?
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I never could be attracted to a woman that was taller than me.
No clue why but I can’t
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
"Thats a huge bitch!!"
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A woman's height doesn't bother me....
I tried to rec that pic twice
I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?
by NoCal-SteelCity on Jul 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No discrimination
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I stand corrected
Well played, Mauer.
I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?
by NoCal-SteelCity on Jul 27, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Lauren Jackson is 6'5.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Probably.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I have a friend who is very attractive
and 6 feet tall. She dates shorter guys and when I asked her what that is like she said: " we are the right height lying down". End of discussion
by betweentheeyes on Jul 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
How short?
And answer quietly – Mrs. section is in the next room.
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by section214 on Jul 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL @ u2
Hence the rec.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Still not sure how Shelden 'Forehead' Williams is with her.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
well
you know what they say about guys with big foreheads…
by betweentheeyes on Jul 23, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
large hat size
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
or balding
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Because she finds him funny?
Random link that doesn’t necessary apply but funny nevertheless (only the very last line really applies but funny damnit!).
Some swearing but that is about it.
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Jul 23, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That was great.
Reminds me of the television show, America’s Next Top Model. Before putting on their makeup, most of the girls look fairly ordinary. After makeup, they look amazing. I guess that is kind of like getting married and a man waking up to see what his new wife looks like without make-up.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I'm engaged. You are scaring me.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
It says 403 Forbidden
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I know you Americans are all
so sensitive about prejudice in race, sexual preferences, religion and that’s great…. But I’m definitely not ready cast a vote on who’s the hottest MALE player and I don’t think I’ll ever be! :P
That is fine, Zen.
I think that a number of men here feel as you do. There is nothing wrong with that. My sense is that those men who did cast a vote for the “hottest” guy did so, either because he liked a particular player or because he could look at the situation as who would society judge as a “hot” looking guy, not as someone he would personally find as attractive. Correct me if I am wrong about this.
The purpose of the post was all in fun and I think that most people took it in that fashion. As a woman, it was my way of turning the tables on the men who post all of the bewb pictures.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I guess we are just more comfortable with our sexuality
than other parts of the world
Darko Milicec passes just as well as Vlade Divac... Vlade would be the first to tell you that
by prowseinthehouse on Jul 26, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, no homo, but I voted for Iverson. He has pretty eyes.
"DeMarcus pounds, like the hammer. Tyreke slashes, like the sickle.
For the good of the proletariat!" - tomroadrunner
Let's put an end to this once and for all -
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by section214 on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Is this your dad?
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I wish
I would revel in being the bastard son of Stephen Colbert.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
OMG - I didn't even recognize him.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
You lose.
You do not pass go or collect 200$.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
What can I say? I am a fan of the Colbert Report.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I just thought it was funny to say.
We all make errors.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
omg omG OMG
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OMG - He looks like an old man in that picture.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Horikita Maki. Japanese actress who was on her high school basketball team. Yummmeeeee!
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