Kings sign Antoine Wright and Pooh Jeter
Official Press Release from the Kings stating that they have signed Antoine Wright and Pooh Jeter.
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Pooh Jeter???
F#ck Kobe Bryant.
F#ck Shaquille O’Neal
F#ck Phil Jackson
F#ck Rick Fox (twice)
F#ck Sasha Vujacic
F#ck Robert Horry
F#ck Derek Fisher
F#ck Dick Bavetta, Bob Delaney and Ted Bernhardt – I’m still waiting for them to have their jerseys retired at Staples.
F#ck Every Laker fan who comes to Arco Arena, wears his hat sideways and stands up and cheers with his arms out and his back to the floor whenever Kobe scores a basket.
Oh, and F#ck Jack Nicholson, Dyan Cannon, and that silver haired douchebag wearing the snakeskin boots.
Who’d I miss?
by B-RAD on Jul 23, 2010 1:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
he is not even the best athlete in his family
his sister Carmelita is two time bronze medalist in the 100 at world champs
Still waiting for the Euler of basketball to play for the Kings
Pooh Jeter is technically a Rookie at age 26.
Having only played internationally and one year in the NBDL.
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Wow, we're playoff bound now.
Never seen Jeter’s game. I hope he’s decent. At the very least, I hope he’s the speedy change-up point guard I was wishing for.
We had Pooh on our VSL team
a year or two ago. I remember he played pretty well. Certainly better than any of our PGs this year. Basically a more experienced version of the Sloan/Rice pu pu platter we nearly invited to camp.
Jeter did perform quite well in the Summer League
14.4 PPG on 48.2% shooting (although only 25% from 3), 2.0 RPG, 1.0 SPG, 5.4 APG, to only 2.4 TO.
Looks better than Donald Sloan anyway.
With these signings the Kings roster looks like this:
PG: Tyreke Evans, Pooh Jeter
SG: Beno Udrih, Francisco Garcia, Antoine Wright
SF: Donté Greene, Omri Casspi
PF: Carl Landry, Jason Thompson, Hassan Whiteside, Darnell Jackson
C: Samuel Dalembert, DeMarcus Cousins
That is the minimum 13 players needed. I would not be surprised to see the Kings opt for one more player as insurance, perhaps Ryan Thompson. It also looks like they might keep Darnell Jackson instead of waiving him as I once thought.
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Jeter quietly made a nice impact in SL.
I had read that he looked like an NBA player- the improvement over last year was very apparent. He is undersized but at this point, he looks like a lot better option than Sloan.
On the Darnell Jackson front- Petrie made the exact statements last year about Hilton Armstrong. Jackson has very little chance of sticking IMO. The Kings are better served with a young player like Thompson, even if that player spends some time inactive or in Reno.
The world is not your Trade Machine.
-Ziller
I like the idea of Jeter backing up at the point.
It’s a natural fit for him, he seems like a solid distributor who can still score when the opportunity arises.
This is the best Pooh this organization has taken in years.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
by andy sims on Jul 23, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The potential Jerryisms with Jeter are wonderful
On a great drive:
“Pooh spins around and flushes it!”
On an off-game:
“Pooh is stinking it up out here, time to bring in Beno Draino”
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by Aykis16 on Jul 23, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
The Pooh has hit the fan, he's all over the court!
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
by hozr on Jul 23, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Did somebody call my name?
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
should we have a Pooh Pun Thread...
I am sure all the creative people here can make it as long as the Brockman Haiku Thread.
- Pooh coming off the Bench
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
"Pooh is stinking it up out here, time to bring in Beno Draino"
I love this! brillant!
ailene voisin is wack!
by Bambooozled on Jul 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pooh clogging the lanes!
Then we should have shortened him to "Boobichowdersmith" instead of "Peja".
by cwebbisboss1 on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The Pooh movement...!? What - is he a suppository..?
Ba-Dum Pum….
"We're all here because we're not all there..."
The one I am desperate to hear is...
“Hot Carl to Pooh, off the glass!”
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
by andy sims on Jul 23, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
or...
Pooh Dribbles behind the back….
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
by Shadrack on Jul 23, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
No no no no
‘Pooh dribbles between his legs’
then the ‘and he flushes it!’
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 23, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
That's the best one.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pooh streaks down the court
Would you look at Pooh run?
Pooh skids beneath the basket.
Pooh hits the floor.
Pooh is all over that shooter.
Somebody turn on the sprinklers because Pooh is on fire!
Dirk just can’t keep Pooh out of the paint
Nash spins, he twists, he drives, but he just can’t seem to shake Pooh off his back.
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
by SavageBeast on Jul 23, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pooh is really getting in Kobe's face
Pooh is unstoppable
Pooh passes between Whieside’s legs
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
Pooh passes smoothly
Pooh floats to the corner
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
Cousins heaves Pooh over in head in a victory dance
Pooh rolls off Evans
Kidd picks off Pooh
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
In a shocking move GP signs pooh
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
Pooh is a distraction in the locker room and on the floor
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
Okay last one
Pooh comes off the bench behind Beno
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
I would bet that
Garcia makes a strong push to play SG and that Cousins plays the 4 next to Samy D. I dont see Carl Landry starting. I think Landry and Thompson will come off the bench to play 4 and 5.
ailene voisin is wack!
Now...Two of my fav teams have a
JETER… Just thought I would say that atop of a mountain.
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
I hope there's some random dude names Jeter on another team that's not the Yankees
If not… GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
Just kidding…
#vfettkefordraft
by vfettke on Jul 23, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol... if Jermey G slides... you would not be so mad!
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
He was safe anyway
Too bad they didn’t have UltraMo yet. He stepped over the tag.
"Tiny Gallon counts as at least 35 Power Forwards by himself." ~ Aykis16
by CaliforniaJag on Jul 23, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I could have SWORN Pooh was on our regular season team a while back...
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
I see what you did there.
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
I dont understand when people use this.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno why I am explaining it.
Your Very first Statement was very funny, it was clever… the way you hinted the word Pooh, was the player in this FanPost, but also describes our roster of which only won 17 games.
So, Therefore my response was in recognition of said Tact. That is all…however, if you really did think that he was on our team a few years ago… then it was Funny nontheless.
That is all, I am done.
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
I understood what you meant by it.
Basically, the Kings played like shit a while back.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
well, said, and less... whats the word... Wordy?
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
As for whether I mean't that as funny or not:
no comment.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't Pooh, it was Shit or Mikki Moore as most people call him.
The world is not your Trade Machine.
-Ziller
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
by Balky Needs on Jul 23, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now we're cookin'!
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
by andy sims on Jul 23, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Mmm...good. I like my cookies with nuts.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Silly old bear.
A lonely Kings fan in a sea of gold and purple...
by Jaycee on Jul 23, 2010 6:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Via DX six months ago...
“Jeter is settling in nicely into a feature role with Hapoel Jerusalem after starting off the season coming off the bench for Euroleague team Unicaja Malaga. We may be a bit biased in this case, but in our mind there is no reason not to think that he’s right on the cusp of the NBA with his terrific quickness and creativity. He proved as much by being one of the best point guards in summer league playing for Portland. His improved perimeter shooting ability is a major plus, as are his strong intangibles, and his size may not be as much of an issue these days considering the success that many sub-six-foot point guards are having in the NBA right now.” – Jonathan Givony
That's the one thing I recall vividly, his speed.
He’s a quick little shit Pooh.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
by andy sims on Jul 23, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
DX
also had Jeter ranked as the 25th best overseas free agent… Also:
No. 4 – Gary Neal (recently signed by San Antonio)
No. 14 – Quincy Douby
No. 34 – Sean Singletary
wow... so the kings have employed, at least
three of the top 34 FA overseas. Great googly moogly
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
he played with portland in 2009
lol
I know i don't know it all... its just what my parents call me
by Mr. Know it all on Jul 23, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to ask...
What is a gay vulture?
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Which I will eat.
i never said anything about his ability.
I know i don't know it all... its just what my parents call me
by Mr. Know it all on Jul 23, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like Jeter is a really great guy with a lot of people pulling for him
At least thats the reaction I’m getting from twitter.
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Kings are really not trying to spend money this offseason, which is pretty smart…although we still need a shooter =(
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by longlivethekings916 on Jul 23, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Jeter is a very descent shooter.
He has 56.4% 2PM and 50% 3PM averaging 12.4 points in 25 minutes in Eurocup last season.
It's usually considered desirable for shots to go up rather than down
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
I think he is fine
But see yourself.
http://www.hapoel.co.il/Stats.asp?cYear=2010&Zone=5&lang=en
Don’t consider Israeli league, he had a limited minutes there because of international players rule.
I think he was mocking your spelling...
Decent: adequate, sufficient for the purpose
Descent: a movement downward
Well:) I've already mentioned somewhere, my English sucks.
As far as it is OK with my spell-checker, it is OK with me;)
No harm intended
Just havin’ a little fun.
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
More people could use spell-checkers.
They’re/Their/There
Then vs Than
etc…
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
These errors of grammar are not picked up by spell checkers.
These errors require a grammar checker, which I believe we already have with LPA.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Spell checkers don't always help
Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.
Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.
A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o’er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.
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by CaliforniaJag on Jul 23, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I think we need to play rock/paper/scissors to see who keeps the avatar...
:P
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Who had it first?
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
---
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Woops, reply fail. See about an inch below
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Jul 24, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
---
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I did. I actually made the image, lol. But I'll change mine, give the new guy a run with it...
Any ideas for a new image?
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Jul 24, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's yours, then. It's a cool logo. I'd keep it. But...
You could always change the color to purple and put a “Property of tomroadrunner” tag on it!
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
---
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Couple of things
First off, he is a “true point guard”. Second, His given name is Eugene Jeter III. Here is a self written post he has on DraftExpress. He writes well and seems charming and animated with his writings. Lastly, his last name is pronounced Jet-er not Jete-r like Yankee Derek. I am trying to find out how he got the nickname Pooh.
Oh, and his 5’11" , 175 lbs.
Thanks BTE
oh man… one of the better names… Pooh JET-er
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Yeah, kinda like projectile vomiting only different
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
Here is another interesting link
notice the date: July 2006. It has some other info on the U of Portland grad. ESPN link
by betweentheeyes on Jul 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Beno, Garcia and some Pooh
for CP
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Jul 23, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Some Pooh Jeter Links
Also
Here’s a table of Jeter’s 2010 summer league stats (provided in press release but this is a better format)… I think his game against the Bulls’ squad really helped his cause.
Who the hell is Pooh Jeter?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
my thoughts exactly
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by longlivethekings916 on Jul 23, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You might peruse the seven million links that were posted about who Pooh Jeter is before your comment
by nbrans on Jul 23, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
my thoughts exactly
Vlade Divac, the 24 year old [Redacted] center who reported to training camp at 250, 15 pounds more than last season's weight: "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. Our heads weigh more."
Let’s facelift bar!--netetrader20
Rec for "peruse"
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I know we want superstars, but I think they got the wrong Jeter..This is not a shitty signing. Maybe he will be #2 in the rotation.
Founder of team Omté Caspeen
how much more cap space do we have as of now?
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by longlivethekings916 on Jul 23, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
must be at least 10 mil
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by longlivethekings916 on Jul 23, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, you missed the obvious "crap space" joke
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
DMC lands hard on pooh!
Then we should have shortened him to "Boobichowdersmith" instead of "Peja".
by cwebbisboss1 on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
With this deal being in the books, does this mean they've reached the 3 million minumum the organization needed to spend?
I remember from a Ziller post (I think) that they were beneath the minimum by 3 million. Can anyone clarify this?
Ba-da
It must be very close to reach it.
Wright last year contract was 2,110,550$, Jeter will probably get minimum (around 0.5 million, he is technically rookie), so if Wright’s contract will remain on the same level as previous that will pretty much do it.
Team salary is calculated at the end of the season
the only limitation going into the season is that you can only have less than 13 players on your roster for a max of 2 weeks. So I believe we have 13 if you count Sloan, Jeter, Wright and Jackson.
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The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
what about michael redd in 2011? If he stays healthy this year…
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by longlivethekings916 on Jul 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
why not? if he’s still the same shooter and salaries will be lower and he won’t be able to command as much as his last contract???
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by longlivethekings916 on Jul 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoping the new CBA has a huge punitive tax on superfluous punctuation.
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Which I will eat.
sure dude
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by longlivethekings916 on Jul 23, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No he won't be able to "command" as much...
but he will demand (and receive) way more than he is worth. This will likely be followed by an injury that will keep him off the floor.
"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."
Would it hurt the Kings
to spend SOME money this offseason on a player or two with NBA experience? Before these signings, the Kings were $17 million under the $58.044 mil cap (according to Hoopsworld today). Kings are the furthest team under the cap. Come on Petrie, surprise us!
I understand that
I’m not asking them to overpay someone or go after a max player. But it wouldn’t have put them in a financial bind to go after someone like Farmar or Ridnour. This team needs more experienced players. Obviously Petrie didn’t see anyone he loved. I’m still hoping he has something up his sleeve
Guh, Farmar & Ridnour
I’d rather go the route we’re going and be sitting pretty in 12 months than overpay for those average-at-best talents.
We aren’t making the playoffs this season. We’re going to improve, and get Cousins’ legs under him, while Evans grows his game. Everything else is secondary.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
by andy sims on Jul 23, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It is my understanding...
That Kings Fans are Split… between your opinion
“we aren’t making the playoffs this season”
and This Opinion
“KIngs got a shot at the 8th spot”
for the record… I would rather another year of Lottery Picks. But your right, Improve we will.
Statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
read the Simprint
I’d rather go the route we’re going and be sitting pretty in 12 months than overpay for those average-at-best talents.
We aren’t making the playoffs this season. We’re going to improve, and get Cousins’ legs under him, while Evans grows his game. Everything else is secondary
A man who understands the plan. ^
You don’t have to agree with the plan but I agree with andy sims, this is the direction the Kings have decide to go, and very clearly.
If the opportunity for another acquisition, a lä Eric Maynor to OKC comes around the Kings are in position to accept it, providing they leave room on their roster. The time from the start of the season to the trading deadline may present some good discount deals and the Kings will be in postion to accept a variety of offers for the most part or participate be a part of a deal to make it work like they did with Larry Hughes (aka Tyreke’s ceiling).
The position of just clearing the minimum salary bar makes it possible for a max type player to join the squad. May not happen, probably won’t happen, but at least it could happen.
by betweentheeyes on Jul 23, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
See my 3 way trade poposal in the Kings of the Future thread
some combination of a 3 way deal with us moving Garcia, Beno to N.O. and Landry to Portland
while receiving Brandon Roy and Emeka Okafor’s contract
Portland gets CP and Landry and moves Camby to N.O.
There’s a splash.
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Jul 23, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
pooh
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 23, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Horrible value for Portland.
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 23, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost fell into the sar-chasm, because clearly you're kidding.
Chris Paul and Landry, for Roy? That’s a pretty good value.
The team that is getting hosed here would be NO. They get Garcia and Beno for CP3!?!
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
---
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by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
They are going to spend the money
to resign Landry and Dalembert.
"I know we certainly gave up a lot to get him, but we do have other players on the perimeter who we can plug in. We haven’t had anybody who we feel is a go-to guy in the post. So we gave up a lot to get a lot, and we’re real excited about adding Carl." - Paul Westphal
I honestly doubt they resign Dalembert.
Particularly after the payday that Haywood just received.
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by lifestyleforthesellout on Jul 23, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll get about the same money as Haywood, too
unless he really sucks for us.
"I know we certainly gave up a lot to get him, but we do have other players on the perimeter who we can plug in. We haven’t had anybody who we feel is a go-to guy in the post. So we gave up a lot to get a lot, and we’re real excited about adding Carl." - Paul Westphal
by NewEraKings on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
You should change your username to what_the_jeter
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I just wish the J was silent
I know i don't know it all... its just what my parents call me
by Mr. Know it all on Jul 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Poo eater
incase your slow
I know i don't know it all... its just what my parents call me
by Mr. Know it all on Jul 23, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
PS
i know, and i dont care
I know i don't know it all... its just what my parents call me
by Mr. Know it all on Jul 24, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
PPS - In case "you're" slow, it's "you're" not "your."
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
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"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That'll be a $50k fine
I can’t believe Kahn and the Wolves got fined for that comment
Well
its believable in today’s tight-ass Stern driven NBA. Fines handed out left and right like flys on pooh.
ailene voisin is wack!
It is a personnel matter, not just the NBA that keeps personnel matters private.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
I think Stern
basically wants Kahn to simply shut the fuck up about everything. Kahn suffers from foot in the mouth disease
Yeah
Makes you wonder how he got his job. He obviously isn’t very good at evaluating talent. Darko, Love, and Beasley is probably going to be twice as bad as what they had last year at those spots.
ailene voisin is wack!
Simple
It violates league policy regarding controlled substances. Check out TZ at Fanhouse for all the details.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
Obviously marijuana violates the policy
However, I was referring to the fact that Kahn even talking about a player’s use is a violation of the rules.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
I'm not sure they can limit a players use of weed if he has a prescription.
I might be wrong but I know MLB allows players with ADD to use banned but legal substances. I’m pretty sure the NBA has some rules built in for it with all the chronic back and joint pain.
The world is not your Trade Machine.
-Ziller
Yeah: retirement.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I Liked him a lot in the two summer league games I saw him play in
He fulfills one of my list of team needs, and excellent change of pace PG off the bench.
A signing we’ll grow to like a lot I think.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Now add a shooter and we're done for this year
seriously, I like Pooh a great deal,
I have a strong instinct on Pooh,
I’d pay to see Pooh.
Count me as onboard the Pooh wagon,
Pooh is the top of the pile.
Pooh just feels and smells right to me.
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 23, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Lol
even though you were reaching pretty deep for pooh
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
when it comes to Pooh, lttg knows his s**t
As for me, I don’t (even) know Jack Pooh
by betweentheeyes on Jul 23, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I had him as one of my top 3 PG's FA's
In the Best Shooter of Summer League thread, I posted this
A couple of guys that might be worth bring back. Pooh Jeter who was on the Kings SL team in 2006 & 2007. With very good PG skills and shot 41% from three in the EuroCup, while playing in Isreal last season. He’s 5-11 and 26years old, but could be that quick defender that plays situational minutes against the quick PG’s that give Beno trouble.
I also like having an experienced player at the 3rd PG rather than some undrafted rookie. He’s going to come out and do his job and not try and make a name for himself at the expense of the offense.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
Well, the timing was right now that a fe years have gone by.
As everyone knows, the older Pooh is, the easier it is to pick Pooh up.
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
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"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
"Pooh splashes one from deep!"
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"Here's a 2 from Pooh...aaaaaand SPLASH!"
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We'll enjoy seeing Pooh on the floor
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
by lietothegirls on Jul 23, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"He picked Pooh"
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Jul 23, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
Could this be all she wrote for the Kings' offseason?
PG: Beno/Jeter
SG: Tyreke/Garcia/Wright
SF: Greene/Casspi
PF: Landry/Thompson/Whiteside/Jackson
C: Dalembert/DMC
That’s your 13 players, 14 if Sloan makes the team (which I’m doubting).
Why???
Does everyone think that Landry is starting at PF w/ Cousins behind Samy? I think the starters by mid-season will be Samy and Cousins. And I also think that Garcia may start with Tyreke. I can really see Thompson and Landry coming off the bench together on the second unit.
ailene voisin is wack!
Whoever convinced you of that also named you, sir or madam.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
Aww, Pooh
"Tiny Gallon counts as at least 35 Power Forwards by himself." ~ Aykis16
by CaliforniaJag on Jul 23, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummmm
Possibly because Cousins is not a power forward?
Or some other nit-picky detail of a similar ilk.
"And I never said I don’t like KMart. I just don’t think the duo is good for the team. They are essentially two of the same player"
Sammyp831.
PW isn't likely to make wholesale shift changes like in Hockey
and because of all the games we lost in the 4th quarter last season, I can see Westphal playing Cousins and Dalembert in the last 6 minutes of close games to control the boards. Letting the shooters shot and having the two big centers clean up the glass and score on the offensive rebounds.
So, unless DMC can make a leap in his conditioning, I’d expect him to backup SD at center for maybe 12 minutes per half. I expect situational rotations for the PF’s. And, I expect to see a little less iso as part of the offensive scheme.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
Don't forget Sloan
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
I know it's just that Sloan might make it and Jackson not
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
meant to finish with
Greene is potentially the 6th big so, Jackson is superfluous.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
Sloan is toast
He blew his shot in Summer League.
"I know we certainly gave up a lot to get him, but we do have other players on the perimeter who we can plug in. We haven’t had anybody who we feel is a go-to guy in the post. So we gave up a lot to get a lot, and we’re real excited about adding Carl." - Paul Westphal
They liked him before enough to give him a contract, guaranteed or not
and if they waive Jackson, they’ll need someone to fill the 13th roster spot. Sloan is already getting the league min, so why drop him and try to find someone else who’ll sit on the bench for min money. Besides Sloan is a combo guard like Beno, so it gives PW some additional flexibility in his lineups.
"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy
Pooh
If he gets a double double can we call it a Pooh-Pooh platter?
Founder of team Omté Caspeen
by Widowwolf on Jul 23, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That's good.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Speaking of Pooh. Has anyone seen Pookeyguru?
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
He last signed in on July 20th.
I hope he is okay.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Hopefully we get to see Pooh log some time this season
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Pooh is stuck to the pine.
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu
Is Pooh a 1 or a 2?
I can’t wait for Westphal to complain to the refs, “You saw that ref? That’s a foul. Kobe had his hands all over Pooh.”
This.
How crazy would that be if he wore number 2?
by MDRennie on Jul 23, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Goddamnit. You beat me to it.
I was gonna write:
“Obviously his jersey number will be #2.”
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
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"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
When Pooh get's fired up over a bad call...
…“Pooh is steaming hot.”
What if Pooh becomes a fan favorite?
Will the have a Pooh night? Would a picture of Pooh Jeter on a stick be referred to as a Pooh Stick or Pooh on a stick?
They should drop those from the rafters
Like the thunder sticks “alright arco crowd make some noise and look up above here come the poohsticks”
by larry_funderburke on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
IF you don't like that...
…YOU don’t like POOH.
I'm waiting for the "I Pooh Excellence" shirt
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I say we Rec this just for the Pooh jokes.
Some of these are classic.
DeMarcus Cousins with the rebound, outlet pass to Tyreke, alley-oop to Donte Greene! Put it in the books and send him to the line!!!
-The dream of a great young core for years to come!
Pooh Jeter I am down for
Thanks God Petrie didn’t sign Pooh Richardson.
"I know we certainly gave up a lot to get him, but we do have other players on the perimeter who we can plug in. We haven’t had anybody who we feel is a go-to guy in the post. So we gave up a lot to get a lot, and we’re real excited about adding Carl." - Paul Westphal
I hope he will be good
And that fans will love him, so he will stay here for several years. Just imagine all this crazy Disneyana that will go on here! It will outperform all the Brockness festival by light years!
My Pooh scents:
After someone blocks his shot: “Oh! He stuffed Pooh so hard. Pooh is blocked. That guy’s mentality was that he was simply not going to allow Pooh in his house.”
On not starting: “Pooh will be backing up for awhile.”
After an altercation: “This ridiculous! That guy literally picked up and then flung Pooh!”
After an injury: “You could definitely heard a loud thud when Pooh hit the floor.”
When he is getting subbed out: “And Pooh has to come out…right now.”
If he gets dunked on: “He threw it down on Pooh with authority!”
If someone is unsure of who scored: “When it looks like Pooh, it must be Pooh.”
If he loses by a large margin: “Well, I hate to say it, but Pooh has been blown out.”
While playing good D and being active: “Pooh seems to be everywhere!”
When he is being out-played: “That guy is eating Pooh up.”
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
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"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
And also these:
When he’s playing lights-out: “That rim looks huge for Pooh right now.”
When he’s not: “The rim is not being kind to Pooh.”
After a mad shot: “Pooh drops an easy deuce.”
If he mistakenly wears another player’s uniform: “Uh, coach. Pooh is in my shorts…and my socks and shoes.”
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
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"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn 24 hour waiting period.......
Last weekend I was at my Cousins house in san Francisco. Boy, was I in for a Shock. I walked in the door and said "Omri goodness, I should have brought some Beno tablets’. You see, DJ had stomach problems after eating a bad Sammy which resulted in Greene Pooh streaks that were Reke’n. I told him “Dude you need to wash that dirty Landry”. But he opted to turn his shorts inside out to take advantage of the Whiteside. That ain’t Wright.
by King Coastie on Jul 25, 2010 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Wow...
I laughed at this. Not sure if I should’ve, but I did.
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
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"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Jul 25, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's just hope
Pooh doesn’t stink up the place
So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii
Pooh
seems to be on the lips of everyone here at sTr
by double rainbow on Jul 27, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions
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