My character would be a basketball player who secretly doubles as a bounty hunter. None of my...

My character would be a basketball player who secretly doubles as a bounty hunter. None of my teammates know, because when I'm bounty hunting I wear a disguise -- a black leather jacket, nice shoes, some black jeans, definitely black shades, a fedora and a gray beard. Oh, and a cane. But even with my disguise, a villain finds out I'm the bounty hunter, and he wants to get back at me, so he attempts to kidnap my point guard. So now I have to stop the villain and protect my team without finding out I'm this bounty hunter. There's a climactic scene when my team and I are all on a bus and the villain's people are trying to get to it and my bounty hunting agency and I have to prevent it from happening without revealing my identity.
In the end, I catch the guy trying to kidnap the players, and he gives me the location of the villain's headquarters. My agency and I run over there and take the whole network down.

Ron Artest as a movie character

Words cannot describe how awesome this would be

almost 2 years ago vfettke 15 comments 1 recs |

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This article is incredible

His review of Titanic is awesome too.

by Deleran on Jul 29, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions

Ron Artest is one of the most interesting persons to read about.

He wants to be on Team USA

Three years ago, I called Jerry Colangelo. He answered the phone. I said, “Hi, this is Ron Artest,” and the dude hung up! At least let me try out. Give me a chance to represent the ghettos of America.

"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC

by Surprise Team on Jul 29, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Derek Fisher better step up his security.

by gedrosolan on Jul 29, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions

Serious

Ron is the ONLY person I can possible like while donning a Lakers uniform. I don’t know how he does it, but he’s just hilarious and he keeps it all too real as well.

by Smills9133 on Jul 29, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions

He’s probably the most dynamic character in the NBA. He’s crazy, but self aware to know it. He’s smart, but will sometimes do stupid things. He’s like a child with severe ADHD and loads of other problems, but he knows what they are and actively, and openly, works to fix them. He’s a giant funny teddy bear from the ghetto.

I still think his reality show needs to be called Artested Development

#vfettkefordraft

by vfettke on Jul 29, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs

Reke'd

for Artested Development

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by chenp22 on Jul 29, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Ron is an interesting guy.

He is not crazy, but does have many facets to his personality.

If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.

by Slam_Dunk on Jul 29, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions

Many personalities too.

This.

by elfboy_ on Jul 29, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Someone needs to get on that and make a movie starring Ron Artest using this plot.

It would redefine the word “epic”.

by PurpleLoco on Jul 29, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions

Reading this is classic Ron Artest. Reminds me of the playoffs.

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by chenp22 on Jul 29, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Will Ferrell

would make a nice villain.

"I know we certainly gave up a lot to get him, but we do have other players on the perimeter who we can plug in. We haven’t had anybody who we feel is a go-to guy in the post. So we gave up a lot to get a lot, and we’re real excited about adding Carl." - Paul Westphal

by NewEraKings on Jul 29, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions

Ron Ron is crazy as all hell : )

I'm not sitting in your car, or your living room with a gun pointed to your head telling you to listen to 1140. - Grant Napear

by slamson on Jul 29, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions

As much as i hate the L*kers

i was that much happy to see Ron finally get a ring and see him celebrate

"Titanic. When DiCaprio is trying to save the young lady, that was dope. When she tries to save him, and he dies, that was dope too. That whole situation was tragic. When I saw the baby in the water, frozen? I cried a little, but mostly I was pissed. I'd just had my daughter, so when I saw that frozen baby, I was like, "What the f -- !? That's bull -- !" -Ron Artest talking about his favorite movie.

by JZiadeh on Jul 30, 2010 2:45 AM PDT reply actions