Tyreke Evans: Spokesperson for Mercedes-Benz*
by Slam_Dunk on Aug 1, 2010 10:33 AM PDT
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Hi, I’m Tyreke Evans, Rookie of the Year, for the Sacramento Kings. Mercedes Benz has asked me to give an endorsement for their Mercedes Benz S550.
Playing basketball last season was very exciting for me, but to be honest with you, it could not compare with the recent ride I had in my S550 Mercedes. It is every man’s fantasy to drive a fast car, but I wanted to find out for myself, just what that experience would be like.
This car did not disappoint. My friend and I were just cruising down the freeway, listening to some rap, when we saw another car ahead of us hitting it, so I decided to catch up. The salesman didn’t lie when he said this car has great acceleration. I hardly touched the pedal and we were going 100 mph. This car is so smooth; you’d hardly know we were going so fast, except we were passing by other cars like they were nothing.
The cool thing was, my friend and I did not skip a beat listening to the music. I could not believe the handling of this car. It was so easy to change lanes, we weren’t even aware that the police were following our every move. It was pure exhilaration taking it up to 130 mph. So, to any of you thinking about buying this car, I can highly recommend it. As for taking it for a spin at 130 mph, just take your salesman’s word for it, unless getting stopped by police at gunpoint is your idea as part of the total experience.
If you want a car that is sleek, outperforms expectations, and the ultimate experience to drive, test drive a Mercedes today. Tell them Tyreke sent you.
* Disclaimer: none of the above is true.
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Boo!
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
by MustangMBS on Aug 1, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
dont diss the almighty tyreke man
just pretend this incident never happend
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
by Balky Needs on Aug 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
It’s funny how these incidents get sooooo out of proportion.
The best way to deal with them is this. Just this. No media bashing, no public apologies.
Well done SD.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Thanks, Pookey.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
S_D with the stones to pull chasm from chaffed butts.Bold (not necessarily smart) move.
by betweentheeyes on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously? I was more worried whether it would make it past Ziller and Section.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
This is not typically the kind of thing they delete.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
If anything SD
The worst thing is the title because you could argue it’s misleading. If you read what you wrote however, though, it’s clearly not the case.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
After attending some Kings games with Section
He is one of the most un-stick-op-the-butt guys I have ever met. That said, his gastroenterologist may have a different opinion…
by betweentheeyes on Aug 1, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see that. I love his sense of humor.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
No, he's not stuck up. I wasn't implying that he was.
I was offering a criticism, what little of it that SD’s piece warrants, in there. And offering that as a potential criticism that TZ or 214 might offer.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
A man-date?
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Aug 2, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
It met my criteria
It was well written, and it was non-political.
Humor is especially subjective, satire even moreso. You’ve already pulled 9 rec’s, and you’ve also had a number of people voice disapproval. You’ve initiated a decent thread conversation. If every FanPost cut this kind of path, StR would be the better for it.
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Aug 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Soffffft for not laying down the hammer
Just kidding. I like this post. If you take yourself (or team) so seriously that you can’t fun of yourself (or team) then you are obviously taking life (or sports) too serious. Yes that was circular logic but I’m ok with it
Darko Milicec passes just as well as Vlade Divac... Vlade would be the first to tell you that
by prowseinthehouse on Aug 1, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If every FanPost cut this kind of path, StR would be the better for it.
This.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Amen
I have to admit though, I was surprised my pickup basketball post generated so much conversation.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I love that post, especially the Scorer and Terrell Owen types.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
Rap music?
I was thinking more R&B. That was “mad at your girl” driving.
I love beating dead horses.
by allbenji's on Aug 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I knew from the title
it was not true.
Tyreke the Mumbler a spokesperson? His TS% is 0.0 (True Spokesmanship percentage).
Funny, SD.
Dunking Dutchman
I like this
The difference between Sac fans and fans of lets say LA, is that we’re not afraid to admit and poke fun of our own players when they make a mistake.
by The Guy on the Couch on Aug 2, 2010 9:56 AM PDT reply actions
:D
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I don't think this is worthy of
the applause gif.
I get it, and it’s somewhat funny. But not applause gif worthy.
And instead of listening to rap, I think it’s funnier to imagine Tyreke driving that fast and listening to:
A) Eat It
B) How much is that Doggy in the Window
C) 1812 Overture, or
D) Jesus Built My Hotrod
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
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"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Aug 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno.
Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.
Which I will eat.
by andy sims on Aug 3, 2010 12:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You could try eating some nuts.
You can always add a quality Voisin quote as your sig in protest. - jjham15
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If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
by Slam_Dunk on Aug 3, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think it's Sims style.
EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I love seeing the progression of these comments
Boo! This sucks! Well it’s not so bad. It’s good. It’s fantastic! It’s the best thing ever!
How are those anger management classes coming?
Hating just closes you off and turns everything you write toxic
Confessions of a Hater by MustangMBS
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
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People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Not Throw Stones - English Idiom
Eh?
I don’t have an anger problem. Hating on a player and blaming them for crap that isn’t their fault is way different than having an anger problem. Just like it is very different from not liking your fanpost.
Don’t get confused here. There is a big different from rationally not liking something and irrationally hating. Not everybody likes everything. You got to learn to live with that and grow a thicker skin. Better than taking cheap shots at somebody about stupid shit that isn’t true.
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
I guess it was the simple fact that you found it necessary to voice your disappoval not just once, not just twice, but three times. Haters gonna hate.
If you want to be your best, you have to do your best, otherwise you are only second rate.
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People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Not Throw Stones - English Idiom
And what? That bothered you?
Thicken up the skin there SD. It really isn’t me hating on you. So don’t get all bent and take it personal.
I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...
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