Hassan Whiteside: Dealmaker

by Aykis16 on Aug 25, 2010 8:28 PM PDT

Carl Landry: World Traveler was and continues to be a huge hit, so I've decided to create a sequel.

On draft day, Hassan Whiteside had one of the funniest handshake moments with Deputy Commissioner Adam Silver.

But Hassan has been shaking hands for far longer than anyone has known.

Hassan legally changed his name to Whiteside from Whitehouse last year.

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Hassan just wants everyone to get along.

LeBron is a sore loser.

With New Jersey under new ownership, the Kings decided to send Hassan to do a little bit of research on their new plan. Little did they know that it had almost nothing to do with basketball.

My, my, that time traveling Passat is changing hands quickly. Lee never stood a chance.

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This one is a little bit harder to do photoshops for, but I think there can be some truly great ones.

Here's the template for those who don't have photoshop, I've removed the hand so its easier. Feel free to simply use Hassan's head in Handshake pictures like I did in that last one to make it easier.

And here's the .psd for those that do have photoshop.

If you have any requests, let it be known in the thread, and I will try my best to bring them to life.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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This is why I check StR every day.

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by Scott Coleman on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions

Well, someone's got to start it.

Bond never looked this good.

This.

by elfboy_ on Aug 26, 2010 1:14 AM PDT reply actions 12 recs

Nice.

This could turn into “Hassan holding things”

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by Aykis16 on Aug 26, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions

TWSS?

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by wallywagon11 on Aug 26, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess it would be more "that's what he said to himself"

Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed

by wallywagon11 on Aug 26, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Secret Handshake

by Anton on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 AM PDT reply actions 13 recs

Ha!

Homey Simpson.

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by section214 on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Aug 26, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs

Handshake after the one on one match where the pope didn’t have a prayer of getting a shot past Whiteside

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by Widowwolf on Aug 26, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions

"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."

by SactoRyan on Aug 26, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs

"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."

by SactoRyan on Aug 26, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs

Whiteside is a man of many talents.

This.

by elfboy_ on Aug 26, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs

Nice one

Can you shoot me an e-mail? I’ve got a question for you on how you did this ’shop.

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I've shot you an email.

Let the shooting begin.

This.

by elfboy_ on Aug 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

And he knows how to Par-tay.

This.

by elfboy_ on Aug 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs

EPIC.

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by Aykis16 on Aug 26, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions

He doesn't even have to look at the screen.

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by Shizzo on Aug 26, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Aug 26, 2010 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs

G do you use photoshop?

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by Aykis16 on Aug 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions

No

I use Paint Shop Pro. Not as good as photoshop, but worlds better than when I was doing everything in Paint.

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Aug 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Hassan's new found talent for negotiating deals has let to a cameo spot on TGS with Tracy Jordan!

"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."

by SactoRyan on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs

30 Rec

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by Aykis16 on Aug 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I am really liking this series of posts.

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by Surprise Team on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions

Please..someone put up Hassan as a Klingon on Star Trek

"......but Curry had a better TS%"

by kwill on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Can somebody please, pretty please, honor my simple request?

I do not have ‘Shop, so I’m relying on someone else to make my vision come true.

Take the Whiteside image, add a hand, and paste him into the following photo grabbing some ass:

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by PhutureKings on Aug 29, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs