The Asinine Offseason Thread V - Rudy Can't Fail Edition
by vfettke on Aug 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT
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Okay folks. I'm going to begin the newest Asinine Offseason Thread with my own offseason idea, based on popular opinion around StR as of late. The Kings are gonna get a Rudy!
Idea #1: Rudy Huxtable
This spunky youngster has grown into quite the extraordinary player who would be an excellent fit behind Tyreke. Although, something tells me Evans wouldn't mind coming off the bench behind her to Reke a little havoc, if ya catch my drift?
My sources tell me she could be had for a conditional second round pick and a traded player exception as long as we take on Theo Huxtable's Expiring Contract.
Idea #2: Rudy Guiliani
He's a wily old veteran who has been in the game a long time. He's currently a free agent, and based on the money he's earned in his long career he'd be willing to sign for cheap and would be a great locker room presence. He'd also be a great energy guy off the bench who has a penchant for carrying downtrodden teams and bringing them back from the depths. Plus, judging by the image above, he'd look great in purple.
Idea #3: Rudy Ruettiger
You may think he's too small for the NBA, but he's got heart and he just wants to play, so he'll settle for the bare minimum. With his size and effort he's basically the white Nate Robinson... minus the athleticism and actual basketball skills, of course. Oh, and add a few pounds as well, as he tends to play himself into shape. Actually, he's nothing like Nate Robinson. But you can never count out the effort you'll get from the little ones with daddy issues... kind of like strippers.
Alright folks, those are my 3 asinine offseason ideas. Let's hear your's.
Oh, and here's the Trade Machine. Do with it as you please, just promise to clean up afterwards.
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Rudy the Rabbit
Quick, himble, and Bill Murray will come to the games.
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by section214 on Aug 9, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Rudy Ray Moore is not amused at being left off
posthumously of course…
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
Rudy Tudy
Fresh & Frudy.
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by section214 on Aug 9, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Too many Rudy's!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Other Rudy "Honorable Mentions"
Rudy’s BBQ
Rudy Famous (of Rudy Famous and the Wilds)
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"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
Rudy Sarzo of Quiet Riot/OZZY/Whitesnake/DIO fame.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
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by section214 on Aug 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is it ironic that pookeyguru scares me, a straight male, more than transvestites do?
Just for the record: Transvestites are most commonly straight men. Transvestites do wear women’s clothes and make-up, but most prefer women as partners. Here’s a bit of stand-up by Eddie Izzard that helps explain things.
by basketball galactica on Aug 16, 2010 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I probably would get the answer if I just clicked the link but
wasn’t Eddie Lizard born a hermaphidite (highly doubt I spelled that one right)
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
by wallywagon11 on Aug 16, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's a trade for you:
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=2fj5v4e
This is more of a midseason type of trade then something that happens right now, but still one worth investigating.
Detroit benefits by adding a young wing with potential and unloading Prince’s salary. As long as you’re losing you save money where you can.
Philly benefits by speeding up their development of Turner and Holiday as their core. As long as you’re not a playoff team there’s not much of a point to giving over $12 mil a year to someone who isn’t considered a big part of your future. I think we’ll see Iguodala dealt for all the same reasons Martin was dealt last year.
Sacramento benefits by becoming a legitimate playoff threat. I believe Iguodala will complement Evans well on the offensive end, and form a fierce defensive backcourt.
In order for this to work Philly and Detroit both need to suck this year and Evan Turner needs to perform well, but prove to be incompatible with Iguodala. It’s a lot to ask, but by no means impossible. Thoughts?
Deal breaker.
Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
by Balky Needs on Aug 13, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
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