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Jason Thompson: Grouchy

Another week, another Player Photoshop Thread.  This time we move onto JT the Kid.  As it turns out, he has a bit of a temper.

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Jason did not care for the ending of Inception.

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You better not mess wi th JT's delicious frozen treats.

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JT once tried out for the Rider Marching Band, and thought he'd try to start a Kings drumline.

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Jason also reads StR every now and then.  He doesn't much care for it.

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I recently took a joyride in the Time Traveling Passat and thought I'd visit JT in his old age.  He wasn't pleased that I parked in his front yard.

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Here is the template for those that don't have Photoshop:

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And here's the .PSD for those who do.

Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments, or to use a different picture of JT if you have a different idea.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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hahahaa

The ice cream ones the best. DONTE!!!!

by RekeHAVOC_13 on Sep 13, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I love it

Absolutely love.

When you linked the creamsicle pic on Twitter, my first thought was making one about the ending of Inception. Very well done, sir.

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Sep 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I think these are your best so far

I spewed my coffee on my screen when i saw the matching band one. Hilarious.

Dunking Dutchman

by RikSmits on Sep 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

This series is the gift that just keeps on giving

Note to self – stop reading these posts/threads with a mouthful of food.

JT’d!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Sep 13, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Man,

I should have said the gif that keeps on giffing.

On second thought, perhaps not.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Sep 13, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I think it would have been even more epic if you changed the caption to “THIS IS SACRAMENTO!,” with Landry, Cousins, and Tyreke’s head pasted on the over the spartans in the back.

by CloudyEyes on Sep 14, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is great.

And he majored in Communications too.

Author of the Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.

by Aykis16 on Sep 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know that

Kinda makes me question the whole “R U Kidding Me?” thing.

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Sep 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the way the fist pounds the desk

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Sep 13, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda sad I'm the first to rec this....

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually LOL'd at this one

Vlade Divac, the 24 year old [Redacted] center who reported to training camp at 250, 15 pounds more than last season's weight: "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. Our heads weigh more."

Let’s facelift bar!--netetrader20

by kingsfan300 on Sep 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice one G...

Nicely done sir...!!

"Indiviual results may vary, see participating stores for details...."

by Sacto_J on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yours looks like it was harder to make though.

And I love the hands on yours – forgot to do that on mine. His face is just a little bit creepy – half real/half cartoon gives it a really cool effect.

by PurpleLoco on Sep 15, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

Now I want a pound of See’s candy (dark chocolate bordeaux) and a foot rub.

(I mean, if all I have to do is ask…!)

Recs for all.

StR Token Female

by LeaguePassAddict on Sep 15, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I need to remind myself not to read these while on the phone with customers ….. random laughter makes them act weird.

These are awesome. Creamsicle is the best one.

by Dub_TC on Sep 13, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What's not to like about this one?

Reminds me of the “Tickle-Me-Krusty” doll – “Hey, watch where you put that finger, kid!”

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Sep 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Request "Tyreke is 20, are you kidding me?"

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"If cats looked like frogs, we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember." —Terry Pratchett
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by chenp22 on Sep 14, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

haha nice.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Sep 14, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god

that Creamsickle one was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on StR. Awesome.

'Terrible preview...pretty weak, didn't learn anything new. pretty sad." - mastermike

by Scott Coleman on Sep 14, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Once again

I’m really pissed that all I have is this laptop without photoshop and a mouse. If this series had come a few weeks from now I’d be having some fun. Oh well, time to go to the swim up bar.

by vfettke on Sep 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seen below, vfettke heads for the swim up bar.

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by section214 on Sep 15, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Damn, him and Pookey are like identical twins!

(Winces in preparation of full-on assault from vfettke and Pook).

Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.

"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.

by PhutureKings on Sep 15, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got better shit to do.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

How's life over there?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Sep 15, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit...I got high-roaded.

You guys know I was kidding, right? I just got my first paycheck in a loooong time, so I felt like being playful.

The bad news? I had to move to LA for a job. The good news? I can afford tickets to see the Kings when they come to play the Clips and [Redacted].

Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.

"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.

by PhutureKings on Sep 15, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. That's 7 or 8 games a year! More than I'll go to! And a better, more fun atmosphere because it's so hostile!

I’m jealous.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Sep 15, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

But it’s only hostile for the 2nd and 3rd quarters

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Sep 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you can afford [Redacted] tickets?

there in the 300’s or did you buy them off a scalper?

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"- Qui-Gon Jinn

by tomkanti on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll get them off ebay or CL. And they'll be in the nosebleed section.

Fuck it. Chance to sport a Reke jersey at a redacted game is worth it.

Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com

"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.

"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.

by PhutureKings on Sep 15, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can afford nothing

And am not in California.

When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.

by Exhibit G on Sep 16, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you saw my previous comment about the swim up bar you'd know all you need to know

Hehe. It’s pretty cool. We’re still at a hotel so I’ve just been relaxing as much as possible

by vfettke on Sep 15, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear it mayne.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Sep 16, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

V and Pookey being nice to one another

The Grizzlies signing Henry and Vasquez.
Kayte Christensen showing off the goods.

Hell must have frozen over.

Author of the Pick and Scroll. Follow me on Twitter here.

by Aykis16 on Sep 16, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in hell. It is not frozen over. It rains sometimes though.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Sep 16, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I said, there's a bar... that I can swim up to

I have more important things to do than to fuck with Pookey

And we got upgraded to a suite this evening

by vfettke on Sep 16, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

pwn'd

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Sep 30, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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