Francisco Garcia: El Flacoshop
by Aykis16 on Sep 2, 2010 5:18 PM PDT
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PrintThe posts have slowed down for Omri Casspi: Badass, so you know what that means: On to the next player, and this time its Francisco Garcia, the wily veteran of the Sacramento Kings.
Cisco, like all Dominicans*, played baseball growing up.
*This may or may not be a racial stereotype.
He also tried Football as well, but that didn't go so well, as you might imagine.
We all know Cisco is always getting those toe on the line threes, which are really twos. Can he get this right?
For Halloween this year, Cisco dressed up as his favorite movie character.
Cisco was not amused when a teammate threw a physioball at him during a workout the other day.
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Here's the template for those that don't have Photoshop:
And here's the .psd for those that do have Photoshop.
Feel free to leave suggestions or requests in the comments below. Also, go ahead and grab a different picture of Cisco and photoshop that instead if you can't think of an idea for the one I chose.
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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Here are some suggested templates for the eventual Beno thread.
I think they each are good but they each have flaws. The first two would be more caption dependent.
Here, Here, and Here.
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
by Surprise Team on Sep 3, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Request..
Can someone make Cisco dodging a chair thrown by Nenad Krstic?
Thanks in advance if anyone can pull it off.
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Sep 2, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 15 recs
Nice.
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
by Surprise Team on Sep 2, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Sep 2, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
Spanish 3 doesn't teach me enough.
I like this one though.
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
by Surprise Team on Sep 2, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I have my good friend called Google Translate for that.
We have established a pretty strong relationship this year.
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
by Surprise Team on Sep 2, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to figure out how to do this without photoshop on a mac.
Since I can’t, someone make Cisco as a Firebender or Super Sayan.
I officially floccinaucinihilipilificate Drew Gooden, Gerald Wallace, DeJuan Blair, Scott Brooks, the Los Angeles Clippers, and the internet!
I'm in the same boat.
I’d like to see someone add a bow and arrow to this pic of Cisco (maybe shooting Orcs?).
Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
Or...
Can somebody do something with the Cisco pic and this:
Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
How's this?
"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."
by SactoRyan on Sep 3, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 15 recs
Awesome!
Thanks.
Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
by PhutureKings on Sep 3, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that would fit in better as part of the Ginu force…
by Merickel on Sep 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Some more ideas...
Someone could get Cisco into this picture
,with a nice caption to go with it.
That Hummus Punch in the Casspi thread was ingenious, maybe somehow Cisco could get involved in that with Cisco dodging a Yellow Jewish Ninja Star?
"Morrison beats Casspi 1 on 1". - MarcusC
La Creación de De Cisco
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"
by Apoet on Sep 2, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Cisco Libre
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Sep 2, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."
by SactoRyan on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
rec'd
though some might argue that he has already won a sizable share of the Maloof Money Cup
by betweentheeyes on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."
by SactoRyan on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Curse you, Aykis
I have no time to work on this at work today.
When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.
Very few know that Cisco was in Thriller!
"The Kings have nothing to lose but their games."
by SactoRyan on Sep 3, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I knew that Cisco was in thiller,
But I never realized that a very tanned Mark Eaton played the lead.
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Winner, winner...chicken dinner
Brilliant!
Check out my news parody blog, in which I make fun of current events @ liveonlocation.blogspot.com
"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.
"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.
This is a long one, so apologies in advance:
"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP
by tomroadrunner on Sep 3, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Butch Casspi and the Cisco Kidd
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Sep 4, 2010 8:48 AM PDT reply actions 14 recs
I like this one alot
Cisco-Omri as Newman-Redford. I hope their shoot out goes better against the Federales (de Basketball Nacionale)
by betweentheeyes on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
this one caught me off guard
well done
Because talent? You want to add a guy like boozer because hes talented? I’m sorry i just don’t see that as a valid reason. -- fffindeed
Nice wordplay, Wally
Omri is NAOG (Not An Off Guard) though, but a SF.
This pic is great.
Dunking Dutchman
Aykis
I suggest your next one in this instalment be entitled “Peaches: Douche Bag”
"......but Curry had a better TS%"
I leave for a few days to fly across the globe and miss all of these?!
God damn it!!! I’m so disappointed that I can’t participate. Once we’re moved into an apartment and I have time to find Photoshop I may have to make some late entries.
So far so good
We’re in a 5 Star Hotel right now, but suffering from jet lag, which is no fun with a 10 month old. Overall, its pretty nice
Which Emarite are you in again?
I’m going to be in the region late January. Haven’t decided for sure yet if I’ll make it down to UAE or not, but would like to.
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Sep 5, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Gesundheit
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Sep 5, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What is your job?
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Sep 5, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
/re-reads
Awesome. I hope I can stay in 5-star hotels in Abu Dhabie once my wife is an english teacher! haha.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Sep 7, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Better late than never
When discussing two opposing point of views, the truth often lies somewhere in the middle.
by Exhibit G on Sep 7, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Hope he hasn't stepped out of bounds while heaving that bomb
by betweentheeyes on Sep 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Has his toe on the front-line
Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru
by Kfan in Korea on Sep 7, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
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