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Beno Udrih: Superhero

Beno Udrih went from Zero to Hero last year after coming back with renewed energy to become probably the teams most consistent player on the court (besides Tyreke).  But there is a reason Beno wasn't at full energy the year before. He was saving the world.

Star-divide

In Beno's home country of Slovenia, he is more than an NBA star, he's also their first line of defense.

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Beno is almost always upset whenever he has to play in the land of [Redacted]

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Luckily, Beno has a solution for the [Redacted]

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If you ever need Beno's help, there is a special symbol you can shine in the sky to signal him.

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But in the end, Beno gave up all those powers to assume his true form, one that helped the Kings a lot last year.

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Here's the template for those that don't have Photoshop:

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And here's the .psd for those that do have Photoshop.

Feel free to leave suggestions or requests in the comments below.  Also, go ahead and grab a different picture of Beno and photoshop that instead if you can't think of an idea for the one I chose.

You do not have to stick to the theme of Superhero.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Not gonna lie

I’m pretty proud of these ones.

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by Aykis16 on Sep 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not gonna lie either

You needed a yeti picture, the Tasmanian Slovanians alter ego.

Seriously though I’m glad you came up with these, they are a great way of killing the summer, great work sir Aykis.

by Gilo424 on Sep 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also need a Wabeno picture

Japanese style…

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by slamson on Sep 5, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should be

these are awesome. Especially the Taz one. These are great.

by Dub_TC on Sep 5, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are excellent

Love the MLE light

Don't say stupid shit. You won’t be perceived as stupid. - pookeyguru

by Kfan in Korea on Sep 6, 2010 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The pose

is perfect for the silver surfer…and Beno was robin in san antonio, if youll remember Manu is batman.

huh? wha?

by effin steve on Sep 5, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm, with this pic, I'd really like to see someone add ice skates to Beno's feet...

..and a lot of flair, if you know what I mean. Like, Brian Boytano “flair.”

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by PhutureKings on Sep 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but they're looking in making a few more eps/movie

to wrap things up. Disappointing how it went downhill so fast after Season 1.

This.

by elfboy_ on Sep 7, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

It’s hard to move downhill from the bottom of a pile of crap.

I really wanted to like that show. I can’t believe I lasted until halfway through season 3. I kept telling myself it would get good, but it never did. So many unlikeable characters (especially Ali Larter’s).

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Sep 7, 2010 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe you lasted until halfway through season 3 either.

I stopped watching after the 3rd ep of Season 2. Most of Season 1 (until they killed the Painter) was great.

And my least favorite character was that ESP cop. Sorry, but I didn’t know cops whined that much. Ali Larter’s character, meh. And what the hell is Peter ‘Jesus’ Petrelli? Talk about deus ex machina. Characters in danger, hell, no problem, Peter to save the day. Whooosh.

This.

by elfboy_ on Sep 7, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...
I can’t believe you lasted until halfway through season 3 either.

Touché.

In my defense, there’s not a lot to watch out here in Japan. I hated all of season 2, and all three or so episodes of season 3 that I saw. The cop’s character got worse, and just when you thought Ali Larter was dead, they resurrect her (figuratively).

I didn’t like Hiro as much as a lot of people because his Japanese sounds funny to me. I know he’s supposed to be childlike, but even anime-loving Japanese weirdos out here know how to speak proper Japanese in the right setting.

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched every episode. It was not even close to what it should have been, but

like Lost, even with all its shortcomings, it was still better than most TV.

Can we get a CSI Rio Linda please!!!!? Law and Order, Special Meter Maids? More cop shows! Must have more cop shows!!!

Did I use enough exclamation points???

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by Kfan in Korea on Sep 7, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

Season 1 was fantastic. Got it on DVD and my wife and I watched the whole thing over a weekend. We couldn’t stop. But the WGA strike ruined season 2. I kept watching hoping it would get better, but it never did. Too bad though.

by vfettke on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he working Hayden's zipper here?

Looks like his next battle will be with Wladimir Klitschko…

Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile

by Balky Needs on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, first season of heroes was pretty damn good

Sadly, it really did deteriorate soon after

You can tell the show was tailor made to be a short series, as they struggled to make a focused narrative beyond season 1.

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Sep 7, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also loved the first season

Stopped watching midway through the second because the plot was just pissing me off.

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by Aykis16 on Sep 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aykis your shops are awesome btw XD

The Batman one is perfect XD

I can’t really think of any more to add :/

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

by Apoet on Sep 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice idea

Probably should have had a bottle of Dos Equis in his right hand – stay thirsty, my friends!

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by section214 on Sep 8, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pose would be good for...

Beno Bowling and Beno with a tiger by the tail. Alas I have no photoshop or the skills to use it.

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by hozr on Sep 8, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd for the South Park-style artwork.

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"Put Kobe or Lebron in a wheelchair, and I can GUARANTEE Tyreke would demolish either. You might want to rethink what you just said." - MarcusC.

"I never read those trade threads. They seem to be mainly populated with the sports equivalent of people who think the Rapture is imminent." - andy sims.

by PhutureKings on Sep 10, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I called it

I don’t wish to appear immodest here but I predicted Beno’s resurgence last year.

by Mr. Dave Washington on Sep 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

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