Jimmer gettin his Halloween on.
I say, to relieve some of our anger and frustration, we turn this into a caption contest. Have at it!
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Shizzo
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Wow that is creepy.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Nov 15, 2011 8:30 PM PST reply actions
I don't enjoy seeing our team's savior like this.
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Nov 15, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
So -
Jimmer and Mrs. Jimmer dressed up as Adrienne Maloof and Kenny Thomas?
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by section214 on Nov 15, 2011 8:55 PM PST reply actions 9 recs
And he's on his hands and knees because his ass is already sore from riding the pine
"Live Long and Prosper." - Spock
How about this for a caption:
Jimmer: “YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE THIS”
Rest of World:

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by tomroadrunner on Nov 15, 2011 9:04 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
You all know this is gonna be posted in the locker room
whenever the season starts, right?
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by edm7 on Nov 15, 2011 9:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
If Jimmer comes even close to performing like Steph Curry on the court
I’ll be ecstatic.
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by Aykis16 on Nov 15, 2011 11:58 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Caption:
Mrs. Deville was sitting still, when she looked in the cupboard for a bone. When she bent over, Jimmer took over and ….
Thank you, ADC.
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Behind every great man is a woman with a whip.
The key to any game is to use your strengths and hide your weaknesses.
-Paul Westphal
Is that a whip?
Or a really skinny dildo?
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by hozr on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Personally....
…I’d rather be a dog than Glenn Close. But maybe I’m off in my analysis of this.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
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Your analysis is off
They’re the same thing.
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by hozr on Nov 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs















