Inspired by the Jimmer 24Q thread comments, I thought it would be fun to add a few fake facts (a la Chuck Norris) for our new rookie sensation. Feel free to add your photoshopped ones too. the weirder the better!
Keep it clean though folks. A wholesome character such as Jimmer should not be tarnished by toilet humour or genital jokes.
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