Our beloved Jerry Reynolds will be under the spotlight on Monday as the Kings open the season against the Lakers -- he'll have six new names to play around with, plus a re-addition from years past. What will be this season's Tasmanian Slovenian? The new Bibbilicious? Brock Ness Monster? Beno Draino?

Given the abbreviated free agency period, the Second Most Famous Man From French Lick, Indiana, might need our help. Let's hear your best Jerryisms for the new players (Honeycutt, Hayes, Isaiah, Jimmer, Outlaw and Hickson) and new lines for the returning players, especially ones who haven't been here long (Thornton, Whiteside). Most importantly, rec your favorites.