but you can’t the Boston out of the man.

No one outside of Boston will remember who you are*. Enjoy the spotlight now.

*Assuming he doesn’t win another with OKC, then outside of OKC and Boston

Someone needs a snack.

“and im tired of kendrick perkins hatin on me get a ‘second’ ring first to back up that trash talk son and then i can respect ya comments other wise shut up” – DJ Mbenga eloquently bashes Kendrick Perkins on Twitter

From The Onion Sports (which, by all means, is a better source than Bleacher Report)

Kendrick Perkins Under Assumption He’s One Of The Celtics “Big Three”

BOSTON—Celtics center Kendrick Perkins is operating under the assumption that he is one of the team’s “Big Three” players, as evidenced by his post-game comments, a recent Sports Illustrated interview, and the fact that he shouts “Big Three, baby!” while holding up three fingers after every basket he makes. “Any time you put Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and myself, Kendrick Perkins, on a court together, you’re going to win a bunch of games—but let’s not forget there are two other guys on this team, and their names are Rajon Rondo and Kevin Garnett,” Perkins told reporters after his seven-point, two-rebound performance Sunday night. “In fact, if Kevin continues to play the way he’s been playing, you may just have to start calling us the ‘Big Four.’” Perkins added that this “Big Three” incarnation is even better than 2004’s version, which he says included himself, Paul Pierce, and Raef LaFrentz.

It took 3 (probably four) future hall of famers to drag Perkins doughy ass to a title. It took two of the best players of all time and some shady officiating to keep Webber from a title.