This letter was sent to me by mistake; I found it quite interesting and thought I'd pass it along.

My Dear Kings,

Hey, baby, it’s your girl, SacTown.  I want you to know I’ve heard the rumors, and I know you’re thinking of leaving me for someone else.  But you just can’t do that, baby.  We need each other.  I know things have been  rough between us for a while, but all couples go through times like these.  I really feel like things have been getting better lately, and I know we can keep working through this to better days.  I haven’t always been there for you like I used to be, but these tough times have got me down and I’m having a hard time with it.  You’ve been reaching out to me more and I really appreciate that.  Believe me when I say that my heart is still all yours, and when I can get out of this funk then it can be just like the old days with us.

As for that other girl you’ve been messing with, Ana-whatever-her-name-is, I just can’t believe that you think you’d have it better with her.  You know that skank is already hooking up with two other dudes, right?  You think you’re just going to swoop in there and she’ll be all yours?  As our buddy Chris would say, "Good luck".  You’ll even have to share your house with her pet duck, and you know she’s never going to take your side whenever there’s any issues between you and her old loyal friend.  Baby, she don’t love you like I love you.  She’s been trying to get her hands on any man that looks her way.  She’d probably even make you change your clothes, and who knows what else.  You’re not special to her the way you are to me, baby.  You know you’re my one-and-only, and the amazing passion we once knew can be ours again, if you give us a chance to get back there, baby.

I can’t deny that we’ve been having our issues.   I know there’s a side of me that is childish, selfish, and just makes things hard on you.  But I promise you that things will continue to get better if we can persevere, if we can regain our trust and find that special connection we once had, you won’t hear from that bad side of me and we can have our glory days again.  But this time, we’ll do it right.  I know you’ve been wanting to see more commitment from me, and I know I’ve been screwing that up, big time.  But I’ve got some good people in my life right now that are working hard to help me get through my problems, and if you can just hang with me a little longer, baby, we can take that next step and grow old together the way we’ve always dreamed of.  We can get there, but I need you to keep believing in me and give me a chance to get this right.  Don’t leave me, baby.  We belong together.

Your True Love,

Sacramento