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I don’t want to tell you "your business" but by embracing the role of Donald Sterling’s understudy,...

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I don’t want to tell you "your business" but by embracing the role of Donald Sterling’s understudy, you’re showing that business is your main concern. And on some level, maybe it should be. You have a great chance to make a lot of money while harboring a subpar product on the playa-adjacent parquet. You’re following Sterling’s playbook by hoping for the scraps from the big market table and watching the money roll in. It’s like owning the Clippers without having an alleged affinity for prostitution, racism or being a slumlord. Except, you’ve kind have been a slumlord for the greater part of this decade.

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