I've been saving this piece for a while, but I'm not sure I'll get another chance to show it to the people who might care - Sacramento Kings fans and the Rockets coached by Rick Adelman. Anyhow it's completely fictional and hopefully a little funny. And now some more words, why not another link to the same page? Sure and another one! Geez, how many words to seventy five? Isn't this a silly rule? Are you still reading? Just click the link!