Tyreke Evans Posterizes Gary Neal (via kingsflix)

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I just...

JIZZED in my pants.

by unCOOLest on Apr 6, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

hahaha

tyreke got the rebound and i JIZZED in my pants…

then he got a huge dunk and i JIZZED in my pants..

i jizz right in my pants when reke displays his expertise..

some call it premature, i just call it ecstasy..

by smoosh on Apr 6, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs

Best Kings dunk since Price on Boozer.

I seriously did not know Tyreke had these kind of hops. I wish he’d pull them out more often. I guess this is the difference between playing gimpy and playing not.

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by Aykis16 on Apr 6, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

maybe hes been working on it

i dont think he could have done that his rookie season

by smoosh on Apr 6, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Said it in the game thread, and I couldn't agree more.

Best Kings dunk since Price on Boozer

by HeuristicLineup on Apr 6, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

i dont think marcus knew reke had those kind of hops either

by smoosh on Apr 6, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

He had a pretty cool layup tonight and it showed the replay from under the rim. And I remember noticing how long Reke was off the ground. He didn’t jump high, he jumped long and pulled his legs up to get the tricky layup in traffic. Then I started wondering why he doesn’t use that jumping ability to dunk it more often. He’s got the athleticism to do it, but he’s always been more focused on being able to make the crazy layup in traffic.

Then he did this.

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by vfettke on Apr 6, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Exactly what I was thinking.

by Ichiban on Apr 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Good gracious

I had no idea he could do that. Damn.

by lead_pipe on Apr 6, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

My jaw dropped all the way to those underground caves in Carlsbad.

C’mon Tyreke! Pull a few of those out for the Thunder and Laker game!!

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by DaT3rmin8r on Apr 6, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Shoulda passed it

(Note sarchasm)

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by section214 on Apr 6, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

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by lead_pipe on Apr 6, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

that was spectacular

his best dunk by far

by smoosh on Apr 6, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

WOW

this was just as good on the 65th time watching it as it was on the 1st

by mactown96kings on Apr 6, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Can somebody with skills...

Replace Gary Nea’s head with Mickey’s?

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by Sammyp831 on Apr 6, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

by chenp22 on Apr 7, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions 20 recs

This needs to be green

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by Exhibit G on Apr 7, 2011 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions

Done

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by section214 on Apr 7, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Nice!

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by Sammyp831 on Apr 7, 2011 7:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Damn it

I thought for sure I had “Gif of the week” in the bag.

Bravo!

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by vfettke on Apr 7, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions

Whoaaa!!! Notice the bench guys just exploded after that dunk. Wow!!!

by masawi44 on Apr 6, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

Except Beno

He’s too cool for that lol

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by edm7 on Apr 6, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

He was probably too busy checking out some hotty in the crowd

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by vfettke on Apr 6, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

If Reke would have stopped and popped a 12 footer

it would have gotten Beno exploding out of his chair.

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by bench_blob on Apr 6, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs

I jumped when I saw it the first time.

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by Aykis16 on Apr 7, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions

Just requested season tickets

by bignerd on Apr 6, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Amazing

What makes it even more awesome is we haven’t come to expect those sorts of dunks from Tyreke. His foot definitely looks to be feeling good now…lol

by TheRaven on Apr 6, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

I had to stop watching after the first quarter

to entertain my visiting aunt, so this is really the only noteworthy thing I saw.

And it definitely makes up for the final score. Especially since, you know, we were playing the #1 team in the league and all.

Tyreke is sick.

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by PurpleLoco on Apr 6, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

a man among boys

put me in, Coach

by LaBradford on Apr 6, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

That was the sexiest thing I've ever seen

by CloudyEyes on Apr 6, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Tyreke is going to have another nice top 10 this year

His top 10 plays of last year were awesome, but I think this year has topped it!

by elSAVinator on Apr 6, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, I'd say this year's #1 will beat any other top 10 for quite a while.

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by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 7, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions

It is funny every Kings player jumped out of their seat except Beno

…who clapped politely.

And of course Donte had one of the biggest reactions, a two step and then slide to the left, lol. Even Whiteside with his surgical knee got out of his chair. Then you have the coaches trying to play it cool with Mario ‘Wet Blanket’ Elie trying to calm the players down.

Tyreke took off from the dash line and slammed it clean. Just once I want to do that.

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by bench_blob on Apr 6, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions

I love his reaction immediately after

He clenches his fist a little and licks his lips. Then he gets this possessed look in his eyes like he wanted to kill Gary Neal

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by vfettke on Apr 6, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions

he ate his soul

by smoosh on Apr 7, 2011 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

That was awesome!!

by Josh L on Apr 6, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions

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by vfettke on Apr 6, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

That dunk just made me want to relive this:

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by 8thInningWeirdness on Apr 6, 2011 11:57 PM PDT reply actions

ugh

This: this

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by 8thInningWeirdness on Apr 6, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions

that still gives me goosebumps every time I watch it

by rpmonkey on Apr 7, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions

FYI, for those that think Darryl Steinburg is just engaging in some political grandstanding BS with his attempted legislation

He’s the guy on the baseline smiling his ass off in joyous disbelief at the 45 second mark of this clip.

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by AnotherStupidSN on Apr 7, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Doesn’t tyreke have almost the same vertical as d-wade? but he just doesnt choose to use it?

by Christian SacKing on Apr 7, 2011 12:07 AM PDT reply actions

Tyreke: "The foot feels great... It was a great dunk, but it wasn't enough. We didn't get the win."

Great to know this guy wants to win, and not just make highlight reels. Go Kings!

by masawi44 on Apr 7, 2011 12:44 AM PDT reply actions

I love the sound the crowd made. Imagine he did that at home

by rubenho on Apr 7, 2011 4:02 AM PDT reply actions

Is that a type-o or did DMC have zero turnovers?

by rubenho on Apr 7, 2011 4:37 AM PDT reply actions

I always thought that the "0" was put there as a filler number

when the scorekeepers lose track.

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by caseycheesecake on Apr 7, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions

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by pookeyguru on Apr 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions