Hey Sactown Royalty, I got an idea from Dave (Not Carmichael Dave) from Blazers Edge. After the Blazers' defeat at the hands of the Dallas Mavericks, Blazers Edge had to compose a poem about the Mavs because they lost a bet with Mavs Moneyball, a SB Nation blog covering the Mavs. Now to my idea.

My idea is to make poems about the current relocation saga us Kings fans are going through. Let off on your emotions and how you feel about what the Maloofs and the NBA has put us through. Sound off on Mayor K.J., Burkle, or anything else that involves the Kings relocations saga.

About the requirements, any type of poem is allowed. From cinquains to haikus, any type of poem would be perfect. You can even make a poem off a song! I can't wait to see what you guys have to write about this relocation mess! It is surely going to be creative and funny, judging of what type of commenters we have here at StR. Write your poem in the comments below. Have fun!