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FOR WHAT ITS WORTH I THINK THE KINGS WOULD BE BETTER OF IN ANAHIEM


Hi!  Hello!   Well, hi!  I just found this site rescently when my brother told me about it.  So I decided to check it out.  and I read a lot of all off the articles.  and I have to say that its a surprise to see all the negitivity about this re-location and how every one is angry against MALOOF SPORTS and ENTERTAINMENT ™.   I think and I feel that theirs a lot of misconsceptions and wrong-ness about how the media has portrayed MALOOF SPORTS and ENTERTAINMENT ™.  specially from the sacramento be.   If you'll will allow me to make a presentation about why I think the KINGS would be better of in Anahiem here is my case;  

Star-divide

1.  we will make more revenews in Anahiem.   2.  they will make less revenews in sacramento   3.  ive said it a bajillion times we need a new arena.   4.  sacramentoe has'nt given them a new arena        And if that is'nt enough evidence here is an analagy;   5.  lettuce make beleive that the Kings is my girlfreind.  and she lives on stockton boulvd near broad way.  in a dumpy, old, rundown, apart-ment (you should see it its like a crack-house! LOL!)   6.  now i want to take my girlfreind to a better place in Anahiem wear she will have a better life   7.  wich is better?  Anahiem or the dumpy, old, rundown, apart-ment in sacramento?   7.  it is my right as owner to take my girlfreind to wearever i want!  i pay for her services!  I want what I want when I want it!     8.  she should be happy!   9.  Anahiem has Disney land!    10. this team is NOT for sale! (i will repeat this un'till i'm blew in the face)   Well I have said all I need to have said.  (phew! i feel like I am in front of a comitee!)  I hope you'll all will be more under standing with MALOOF SPORTS and ENTERTAINMENT ™. and see there side of things.  


PS; not all of the medias out their are bad.  GNap and Randy have been teriffic!  (justin case your reading this, guys!)
PS; don't worry freinds, this will be a happy ending for all off us.  trust me i know a thing or too about happy endings : D    PS; cowboyron96@yahoo.com, your a fricking genus!  i love all off your posts! if I only knew where to send you an email, i would invite you to my crib for some burgers and champagne! and some Mario Kart!  
PS;  woops, that may have come of wrong.  i like women! 
PS; when i wrote "happy endings" i was really meaning handjobs after an oriental message!  but its funnier if i don't explain the joke, so I wo'nt! 

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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Better of what?

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.

Which I will eat.

by andy sims on May 1, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, rec'd.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.

Which I will eat.

by andy sims on May 1, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was disappointing

I read this and just knew it was you.

But…I suppose your post here could be solely intended to throw us off the trail. GENIUS!

Burklemaniac

by otis29 on May 1, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave up comedy for Lent. Also, organized religion.

But since Easter is over…

FART.

Tip your waitress.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.

Which I will eat.

by andy sims on May 1, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

what does rec'd mean?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If it were Gavin

I would have just made the 75 word minimum.

sd377 wants to ban me for unleashing the Kaepernick Supernova Gamma Ray

by bignerd on May 1, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No its not Gavin Maloof

No I’m not

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

but thank you for the compliement

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Reply button, Gavin

Find it. Like it. Sell it!!!

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on May 1, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

thanks edm7! good advice

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh! thanks!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

woops, thank you edm7

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please no more GF analogies!!!!

All kidding aside, I could barely read this article. It took me awhile to get your point. And find that reply button, please.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

could barely read? are you a dum-dum?

is there an age limite to get on this site?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean barely read by your grammer errors.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"grammar"

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

irony!!!!

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by kfipp on May 1, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love the Transformers!

Rawhide is the beast!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In all fairness

th person did a pretty spot on impression. A few more spelling errors and myopic ramblings and I might have fallen in myself.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 1, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS;

i ca’nt even read your name. what does it say?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gavin X.....

for president.

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by kfipp on May 1, 2011 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

this site needs a new president?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There isn't really a president, it's an editor, and the great Tom Ziller and Section214 operate those positions.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

then what am i going to be president off?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart

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by kfipp on May 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

gay?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't until like 1:27 pm

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by kfipp on May 1, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

shut up dum-dum

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

You misspelled

“funniest thing ever”

by lchristmas on May 1, 2011 1:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

i did?

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by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you took the effort to write Maloof Sports and Entertainment, capitalize and bold it.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just copy and paste from our files

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by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHA!

Caught you Gavin!

Author of the Pick and Scroll and NBA Mashups. Follow me on Twitter here.

by Aykis16 on May 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

i do'nt get it

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a band or a tv show?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it's a VH1 reality show

"Children want what they want when they want it." ... Andy Sims

by edm7 on May 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh i love reality show's!

my sister is actually on one! no joke!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given your relative experience on this site, Saucy Longfellow is a writer for the OC Register.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i only know Randy at the Register

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to wonder what Gavin X thinks about Ron Burkle.

Where do you think he should go?

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by kfipp on May 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know, let's take him to a SACRAMENTO Kings game next year.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that does'nt make sense

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll make sense when we get one more year, because the NBA suggested to the Maloofs

That they stay in Sacramento.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

your lying

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are'nt going to be games in sacramento next year

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you thought about selling the team.

I bet if you drag this out long enough the value will actually increase.

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by kfipp on May 1, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point. someone should tell the owners

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't you the owner?

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no i'm not

no i’m not

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure sounds like it.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sound like a dum-dum

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

i'm assuming this is satirical in nature

if so great job… if not, i will pat you on the head and say great job.

by nogods69 on May 1, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks for the compliement

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only way this isn't satirical in nature is if it is actually gavin maloof

Yikes. I didn’t realize the sarchasm had room for so many people.

Grate points gavin x. I well take them in to a count win I think a bout this issues.

by lchristmas on May 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

thanks for the compliement lchristmas!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your welcome gav

When all this busnes talky talky is ovur lets go get some hores

by lchristmas on May 1, 2011 1:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

your on!!!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes,

Either a poorly written spoof or just plain idiocy. The Tea Party Lives!!!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on May 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yikes, your a dum-dum

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is everyone saying this?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

those

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by kfipp on May 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

those what?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

These.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gavin X reciting the Maloof presentation to the NBA Board of Governors

I can see now why the Maloofs are shocked over the push back from the NBA. Well done!

by dampania on May 1, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

there is no push back every-thing is going smoothly

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Above comment=proof he is a Maloof.

If you click on his name and look at his description, it says everything you need to know about the Maloofs.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey nincompoo

no one hear is what you are saying

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i am what?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And because of the fact he joined yesterday just to troll all over our site.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you know that?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a funny definition of trolling

Good luck in anaheim, gavin, you guys did all you could here but the community just couldn’t support the team like businessmen of your caliber deserve.

Let’s face it guys, we just arent a major league city. Looking forward to the time-share preso next week at the #maloofmoneycup gav. Peace out.

by lchristmas on May 1, 2011 5:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I rest my case here so I don't have to deal with this.

Here We Burkle!

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Gavin X

If you tell us whether you will file, I will give you the location of this burger and lady friend.

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 1, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

how do you make pictures?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way

i love burgers!

and lady freinds!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could'nt afford it

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Zing

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 1, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

Former Infant / Future Corpse

by swoosh91 on May 1, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you did.

Don’t eat your computer though. It’s only a picture.

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 1, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

what a dum thing to say

do you think i’m stupid?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a dum-dum thing to ask.

Why wouldn’t I think your stupid?

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 1, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

your the mother of all dum-dums

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I are not a dum-dum, you is a dum-dum.

your a dum-dum, all ite

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 1, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

hey dum-dum guess what you are?

answer: a dum-dum

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec'd

"If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball!" -Grant

by Joe Maloy on May 1, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I’ll allow the alter egos for awhile, but I’m not going to allow you to rec your own stuff.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on May 1, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awe,

well that was fun ….

by chenp22 on May 1, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha my brother taught me how to make pictures

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe or George?

"Dropping Burkle bombs up in this bitch" -Aykis16

by slamson on May 1, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil, of course.

In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
~Carl Sandburg

by PurpleLoco on May 2, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know anything about files

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was awesome

All you needed was for him to mention about how “he blue himself” and someone would have bought the movie rights.

by SPTSJUNKIE on May 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hey fellas i have to go make a phone call so i'll be back later

my dad told me to always call back. because they want to talk to you.

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

They called, didn't they?

See, this is kind of stuff that you jealous losers don’t understand.

Genious

by lchristmas on May 1, 2011 5:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

you don't know that they called.

and i don’t even know who your talking about

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious!

"The Spurs subliment their statistics for the good of the team" Kings Coach PW.

by bench_blob on May 1, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

i agree with this article

good job, author

"If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball!" -Grant

by Joe Maloy on May 1, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

okay, i'm back

sorry for that phone call i had to make. is this chat room still working?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Joe?

"Dropping Burkle bombs up in this bitch" -Aykis16

by slamson on May 1, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Gavin X

Do you like Lil Wayne’s Loli Pop song? or David Banner and Chris Brown’s song Get Like Me?

"Dropping Burkle bombs up in this bitch" -Aykis16

by slamson on May 1, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Slamson!

I did’nt know you would be on here!

Chris Brown is tops in my book

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you were in his video Dum Dum!

"Dropping Burkle bombs up in this bitch" -Aykis16

by slamson on May 1, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not the real slamson

you’re an imposter

"If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball!" -Grant

by Joe Maloy on May 1, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Gav

What you think of this Ron Burkle character

Can't wait for October

by KingsFanInPortland on May 1, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop saying that name

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I take it you like my sig Gavin

"Dropping Burkle bombs up in this bitch" -Aykis16

by slamson on May 1, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're being a jerk

"If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball!" -Grant

by Joe Maloy on May 1, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah your being a jerk

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fan of Landon Donovan FIFA World Cup Team on the profile page is funny.

sd377 wants to ban me for unleashing the Kaepernick Supernova Gamma Ray

by bignerd on May 1, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think

I might cry of happiness right now. This makes everything better.

Is cowboyron a chiropractor?- Wallywagon11
its questions like these that make STR oh so lovely.

by fffindeed on May 3, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bring it, CB96

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 1, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yah bring it cowboyron96@yahoo.com!

your hilarious buddy!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha Zing!

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gavin Maloof < StR community

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 1, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe & Gavin let me give you some free financial advice.

Sell the Kings. It’s cheaper and you might even save the Palms if you sell the team appropriately. Of course, since neither of you seem to be illiterate, I’m not of the belief that you can figure out how to do that.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 1, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Since both of you seem to be illiterate^

Aye carumba @ me

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 1, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't feel bad

Last week, I had a 5 times reply session with myself because I kept findings errors in my original comment.

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 1, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 1, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh, i do'nt like you

your the one who writes all the mean things. you hurt peoples feelings

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's me.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 2, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Take that Gavin X, the Kings are staying!

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 2, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Multiple pookeygasms?

"What the fuck did I do?" - McNulty

by vfettke on May 1, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Started reading the subject and though coolcat came back.

GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel

by iashwash on May 4, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nivag?

That’s gavin spelled backwards.

by Scott Section 213 on May 1, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

how does that help us?

"Put 'em in the books and send them to the line!" -Grant

by Gavin X on May 1, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

High Larry Us

now I have to guess who this really is …

by betweentheeyes on May 1, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Gavin X

FTW.

hey gavin maloof
What the f—k?you must be from so-cal.you suck,dude.how do you like me know?is is monday yet????
by cowboyron96@yahoo.com on May 1, 2011

時國王驕奢,不遵典憲。 《後漢書》

by sj60615 on May 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

there are a lot of jerks in this chat room

"If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball!" -Grant

by Joe Maloy on May 1, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And at least one mirror

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on May 1, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is this guy?

someone ban him. where’s the ban button?

"If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball!" -Grant

by Joe Maloy on May 1, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOG decides on the bans

sd377 wants to ban me for unleashing the Kaepernick Supernova Gamma Ray

by bignerd on May 1, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay gold!

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 2, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe X would this fanpost!

Bleeding Black and Purple 6710 miles South East of Sacramento.

by ZenBaller on May 2, 2011 2:11 AM PDT reply actions  

- Love -

Bleeding Black and Purple 6710 miles South East of Sacramento.

by ZenBaller on May 2, 2011 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! We just need some gifs...

I didn't major in Common F-cking Sense, but ...

by MustangMBS on May 2, 2011 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

your wish is my command!

And Hello To You Gif - And Hello To You

Is cowboyron a chiropractor?- Wallywagon11
its questions like these that make STR oh so lovely.

by fffindeed on May 3, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Thanks Gavin for giving Sacramento one more year

sd377 wants to ban me for unleashing the Kaepernick Supernova Gamma Ray

by bignerd on May 2, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 2, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Gavin buddy....

I’m just gonna lay it out there minus the sarcasm and funnies. Your fanpost sucked and I’d like to tell you why.
1st – Your grammar. Try a spell check every so often. Seriously, my 3rd grade God-daughter can spell better than you and that’s no exaggeration. Blew in the face!? Really!? You’re a dumbass.
2nd – Your opinion – To come into a SACRAMENTO Kings forum and suggest they’d be better off moving to Anaheim and then acting kinda surprised by the response is borderline retarded. Ther’es plenty of folks here who may find it humorous, but honestly I think you’re a jackass for it. Or 12 years old maybe, in which case I apologize.
3rd – if it were meant as comic relief I strongly urge you to try a different angle. Or simply leave the humor to people who are funny (Hint / spoiler alert – you’re not one of them!) Don’t let it ruin your day, just admit to being a Laker Fanboy and slink back under the rock you crawled out from before someone steps on you. Again, if you are in fact 12 yrs. old, I apologize.
Bad way to introduce yourself, unless you were looking to garner the ire of every single person here. Best of luck, buddy….

...Watching DeMarcus Cousins’ transformation from large human to immortal kill beast...

by Sacto_J on May 2, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sacto_J, I agree with you 100%.

Except that I have near-perfect grammar and I’m 12 turning 13 in a month. He’s just a troll, or he’s 8.

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 2, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey sacto

You realize this was satire correct? Gavin X? And he stayed in character for the comments? Cmon its hilarious

Can't wait for October

by KingsFanInPortland on May 2, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh dear God

I though we were better than this

GREAT WORK GAVIN X

by lchristmas on May 2, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Obviously my funny bone is broken, and I blame the Maloofs.
Actually, if it was satire it went right over my head, in which case I blame my workload, overconsumption and a hangover on Monday. Either way, I deflect all accountability from myself and maintain my refusal / denial of all things L.A…

...Watching DeMarcus Cousins’ transformation from large human to immortal kill beast...

by Sacto_J on May 2, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just discovered this in class today

And man, talk about the wrong setting to read such an awesomely hilarious post and thread. I was struggling not to crack up in the middle of class and a few laughs escaped anyway. Good stuff.

"OMG that is a BOSS Zefron poster!"
"Hey, I love you." "Dude, shut up! That is awesomesauce!"
"I TOLD PIERCE A THOUSAND TIMES, I NEVER WANTED TO MEET LEVAR IN PERSON!! I JUST WANTED A PICTURE!! YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!!!"
"The last time I checked, we don't have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell!"

Twitter

by Christina_J on May 3, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I believe Gavin X visited PBP today!!!!!!!................................tehehehehe

"Keep a positive outlook, even when things are looking bleak. Remember, nothing is impossible."

Small-market crowds > Large-market crowds

David Stern and Associates - Bailing out the Lakers since 1984.

by DaT3rmin8r on May 4, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Gav: Are you happy today?

The LAKERS lost and it’s Mother’s Day. Don’ forget to get your Mom something.

by Scott Section 213 on May 8, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gav X

i dont understand how you can say u own your gf? bad analogy. but lets stay on topic. The kings were 1 of 5 teams to profit last year, so how is profiting like south sac? You said the kings wouldnt stay in sac, i do believe that u kno that answer. and 3rd Who is your favorite NBA team and are u from O.C.? if so why do you care if the kings move down there they already have the clippers and lakers. why do you need a 3rd team? if you think the kings could be profitable down there then why arent the clippers profitable?

by Joshhalvorson on May 9, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

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