The fall of the Laker Empire: I Heart You Vanessa Bryant!

Kobe Bryant's wife is responsible for the fall of the Laker empire. Hugs and kisses LaLaLand! I know it's not kings related but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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This is incongruous, absurb, ridiculous, overreaching, innuendo, strange, heresay, rumor, unconformed...

The key to any game is to use your strengths and hide your weaknesses.
-Paul Westphal

by Slam_Dunk on May 9, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

...and karmaly delicious

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by section214 on May 9, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs

giggles

The key to any game is to use your strengths and hide your weaknesses.
-Paul Westphal

by Slam_Dunk on May 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Fist pump.

Who cares if there might not be any truth to it. i’m loving the chaos in LakerLand right now.

by BearKing on May 9, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Karma finally caught up - I'm loving it too.

The key to any game is to use your strengths and hide your weaknesses.
-Paul Westphal

by Slam_Dunk on May 10, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions

Pau’s girlfriend was a friend of an unnamed teammate’s wife then at some point she dumped Pau … don’t you see the connection? I dunno, maybe she figured out the money wasn’t worth looking at a Geico commercial.

sd377 wants to ban me for unleashing the Kaepernick Supernova Gamma Ray

by bignerd on May 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

That's insulting to the Geico cavemen

At least they seem to know how to close their mouths and breathe out of their nostrils.

by J Ryan on May 10, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions

I'd hit it:

And then I’d probably cheat on it.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.

Which I will eat.

by andy sims on May 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs

Isn't that what Bryant does in Colorado?

Wouldn’t you rather “tap” it?

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

That is an absurdly good looking woman

Likes it

Wait....Why is everybody clapping? Everyone around me is clapping.... I guess I should be clapping too... GO LAKERS!!! I hate living in So Cal

by 27freethrows on May 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

She really is.

Which only serves to highlight the nature of man: It ain’t about sex, it’s about new sex.

David Justice cheated on Halle Berry. That’s all that ever needs to be said on the topic.

Rocks are free, and slingshots easily stolen. And for a limited time, every third person who follows me on Twitter (andy_sims) gets a free ice cream cone.

Which I will eat.

by andy sims on May 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Recd

Mmmmmm….Halle Berry….

...Watching DeMarcus Cousins’ transformation from large human to immortal kill beast...

by Sacto_J on May 11, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

She has some nice lips,

If you know what I mean.

"I think this can be a good line-up for us and we’ll see how it works." - PW on replacing Casspi and Beno with JT and Head in the starting lineup (Nov. 18, 2010 Sac Bee)

by kwill on May 9, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Haters gonna hate

And Cheaters gonna cheat

by Smills9133 on May 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Gotta use this while it's still relevant

"If you're going to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the audience." -Geoff Petrie

by AnotherStupidSN on May 10, 2011 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I feel bad for her

So beautiful, but she’s never been with a real man

"What the fuck did I do?" - McNulty

by vfettke on May 9, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Tex Winter notwithstanding

Or so I’ve heard.

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by section214 on May 9, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

How is this not a real man?

by BearKing on May 9, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs

If Vanessa Bryant didn't want to be the wife of a very wealthy and famous basketball player..

….she could have married or fallen in love with someone else.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 10, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions

She could have

Or she could have just realized “Fuck it, this way I’ll be rich and I can at least get a hot pool boy.”

Also… it was a joke. Why so serious?

"What the fuck did I do?" - McNulty

by vfettke on May 10, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Force of habit. I think.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985...... On Twitter

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 10, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions