Finally, a John Salmons clothing line

Trey Kerby and the boys at The Basketball Jones have the story as it appears the returning King, John Salmons, is set to release the first season of his men’s clothing line in spring 2012.

10 months ago CrownedPotential 12 comments 0 recs |

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Slogans!

John Salmons clothing – You just can’t pass!

John Salmons clothing – For when you bounce…and bounce…and bounce…

John Salmons clothing – You’ll look like a million dollars…or $24m less than the Kings are guaranteed to pay me over the next few years.

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by section214 on Jul 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs

John Salmons clothing- one color fits all - you guessed it Salmon

"If you don't have anything good to say, LIE" - Mom
The greatest impact player in NBA History - Tim Donaghy

by HighTops on Jul 21, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Each purchase of $100 or more will get you a free chin boobs trimmer.

by Kfan in Korea on Jul 21, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions

those arent boobs,

those make you wonder what hes got in his mouth.

huh? wha?

by effin steve on Jul 22, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions

John Salmons - fuck

by brobro on Jul 21, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Upgrade your SF threads. Money is no object, because we won't be around anyway

"His D was a difference at the end."

by NewEraKings on Jul 22, 2011 7:50 AM PDT reply actions

HA!

There’s also a linen trenchcoat that looks like a physician’s lab coat and totally misses the point of a trenchcoat since linen absorbs water

by ivAAron on Jul 22, 2011 8:18 AM PDT reply actions

HILARIOUS!

Here’s hoping he put a special John Salmons-inspired guarantee in to every item of clothing Salmons & Brown produces, where if you don’t like your clothes any more, you can just trade them in halfway through the season for some better ones. Just be careful though. As soon as you make that trade, your Salmons & Brown gear starts looking really good.

huh? wha?

by effin steve on Jul 22, 2011 8:31 AM PDT reply actions

Please tell me the line is called

It’s not pink, It’s Salmons

by Mad D on Jul 22, 2011 9:50 AM PDT reply actions

I met him a couple of days ago on my block in NYC

Welcomed him back to the team. I’m guessing this is likely why he’s in Manhattan. Looks like he actually has an apartment next to mine or in my building too.

by shahani on Jul 22, 2011 11:23 AM PDT reply actions