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Kings vs. Mavericks: Open Game Thread I

Sacramento Kings at Dallas Mavericks, Jan 14, 2012 6:00 PM PST


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Who knows what is going to happen tonight?

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

I hope that means we are going to get a win!

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Kings!

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

MT is back

"Oh boy! If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball"-Peaches

by AkaP on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

What channel is it on Dish?

"If U Dont Like That U Dont Like Kings Basketball" - Peaches

by KillaFresh on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so happy Kings picked up IT.

I really like this guy. No way would I have predicted he would play this well.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

I had never seen him play before (not into college ball much)

But he seems to be a real steal at 60

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting 5

Reke
Thorton
Fish
Hickson
Cousins

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

I love those black jerseys

Glad to have Thornton back

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

cant find it

only sharks game

"If U Dont Like That U Dont Like Kings Basketball" - Peaches

by KillaFresh on Jan 14, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

direct tv 697

No, I never said "Hey sweetheart I'm Rookie of the Year." I told her "I'm Tyreke Evans" though............Tyreke Evans

by 1damutt on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Freakin 9ers came through

Good for them. Hopefully my Packers beat the Giants tomorrow so we can meet up. Big party.

by Allbenji on Jan 14, 2012 6:14 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Would love to see

solid back to back nights from Donte. I just saw Alex Smith beat the Saints with his arm, so weirder things have happened already today.

by Tark Le Shark on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

not a good start

"Oh boy! If you don't like that you don't like Kings basketball"-Peaches

by AkaP on Jan 14, 2012 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

salmon starting sh!T.

by Beer_man on Jan 14, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

Ohhh Boy.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

Hide yo' Kids, Hide yo' Wife.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

hide your mother and mother-in-law

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

starters were minus 92 last night

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

Thornton with his first basket

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Salmons the Fish Flopper. His career is done

If he sucks this bad the rest of the season.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Finally, Salmons has a basket

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Salmons with good D and finish

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

lol

im pretty sure cousins goaltended the fuck out of that

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

Nice putback by Cousins

Offensive interference? Nope

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa, DMC nice putback.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

Mavs Cheerleaders

Are hot. /End.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

21 Consecutive FT for Reke...nice.

Though wondering, what was that record that Peja set?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Nope, Peja.

It’s 66.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i remember that now

pretty sure Bibby had a 50 ft streak too

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Think so too.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow!

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Kidd is unreal

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Him and Nash seem to age pretty well

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yup.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yea, Grant Hill too

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well at least most of them have been good shots

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Have been watching football, just tuned in, thought it was going to be worse than this

but as I switched channels I was hoping to be surprised. NOT!

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com

by Bluejohn on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Yay 20% shooting.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Hickson for Batum

I’m feeling generous and will throw our 2nd rounder into the mix.

by Smills9133 on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think POR feels that generous

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We are up against some savvy veterans.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Almost every team

Has some savvy Veterans :(. We’re going to be in trouble if that’s going to be our post-game line :(.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

team is falling apart.

by Beer_man on Jan 14, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

19%

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Actually I've seen them run an offense this game

They just can’t make their open shots

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel so bad for the G-Man

The audio on NBA is terrible, he’s been shunted aside, and he has to commentate this terrible crap every game.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, Im almost done already.

Do you think any of these god damn players care about at least putting up a fight and not being completely embarrassed other than Cuz?

by Letsgokings13 on Jan 14, 2012 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, yes I do

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, considering watching the Pats

Run train on Tebow after that awesome Niners game.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Go ahead

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He does

So does DeMarcus Cousins, Tyreke Evans, Jimmer Fredette, Francisco Garcia, Donte Greene, Chuck Hayes, J.J. Hickson, Travis Outlaw, Isaiah Thomas, Jason Thompson, Marcus Thornton, Keith Smart, Geoff Petrie, the Maloofs, and Slamson.

That is all.

by nbrans on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

even slamson come on

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sucks so bad he should just retire

Really. Brandon Roy would school him right now 1 on 1

by Allbenji on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

dallas

plays as the team. kings do not.

"When talent is roughly equal," said Westphal, "the competitive guys win. You have to have that in this league. Here's a perfect example: We (the Phoenix Suns) drafted Tim Perry and Dan Majerle the same year (1988). Now, if you get a stopwatch for down and back (baseline to baseline sprint), Tim Perry was faster than Dan Majerle. That's a fact. But if you had them race, Dan Majerle won. I can't explain it. Somehow, he had that drive, that fire, something inside him. If you have enough guys like that, your team starts winning again."

by kingsbruins02 on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

Luckily I'm leaving for a movie in 15 minutes, This is more like what I was expecting. Reke has 1 pt and 1 dime in 1 quarter

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com

by Bluejohn on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

Work IT, beat IT, bring IT

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

Occupy PBP!!!!!!!

No serious I’m ready to protest at NaArco

by Allbenji on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Really?

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

What would we do, there?

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

JT with a bucket and O board. Stats

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com

by Bluejohn on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

That was the best!

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

Donte is just as bad as Salmons

We need to get a real SF somehow. Maybe a veteran with a bloated contract we can absorb, since we don’t have many assets to trade…

by omikron on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

Pick someone from the comprehensive list Akysis provided.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

If we go down by 40, do I have permission to put up

An angry gif?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

Why not? Let's have an angry thread if we blow out by 40, BUT

I bet no one is prepared with any good angry gifs.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You think that would make a difference?

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh great...

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn't matter

He wouldn’t have any supporting cast.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame David Stern

Chris Paul should be ours.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Game is already lost

Hopefully IT can put in some good minutes, Dallas are just in auto-pilot. The JET going HAM, didn’t know Tyreke could get exposed as much as he has been guarding him.

by Toby93 on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

lol

we just fuck up and mess up every posession, and dallas just goes and scores

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

no kidding bring in I,T

by Beer_man on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

IT is in

It’s not helping

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He's already in

Has been for a few minutes.

by Lotusprime on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The German powerhouse, points in the bank.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

Jimmer shows again that a NBA double team is 2 more defenders than he can handle

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com

by Bluejohn on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Impatient? Yes, Unintelligent? Maybe Selfish? No, and yes I am watching the same game as all of you!

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You think Patience alone cures this teams ill?

The key to success for this team comes two fold.

1) Assist/TO ratio – if the Kings ever get that stat heading in the right direction they might actually start winning games consistently.

2) Defense – When they learn to trust and rotate properly they will always be in a position to win some games.

by Smills9133 on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I say that?

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

are you crazy

are players aren’t selfish

by sacman on Jan 14, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

do you think

old bibby, old christie, freshly retired peja, old vlade and webber in a suit could beat this team?

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

no

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They are soooo much more intelligent.

The Kings have show us that their opponents don’t really need superstars to beat them with, just a game plan and some intelligence. A double A college team could beat the Kings.

by DiegoKing on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Without a doubt. Dirk might give trouble, but aside from him

The Kings would dominate.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This season it is.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a great pass by IT, unfortunately couldn't finish.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

JT couldn't finish

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow really?

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, maybe 12.

This isn’t a 82 game schedule.

by DiegoKing on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sacramento Kings

bringing you the best in tragicomedy.

by deadenddude on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

Think we'll get to 30 before

The half?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

Training Camp - Just think of it that way.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

We just can't hit the broadside of a barn right now

Never Turn Back - Crush 40

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

we will be tied by half time , maybe

by Beer_man on Jan 14, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Rubio and the Wolves

Will tear us a new butthole on Monday.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

That's it! I'm done!

Never Turn Back - Crush 40

Being a Fan: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name!

by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not optimism, I just really dislike pessimism, no matter how bad the team is doing

Remember what Hayes said to Cousins after a loss earlier in the year? That’s my mentality when we lose.

Never Turn Back - Crush 40

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by raiderking21 on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Marcus smiles when he gets his check

I.m out. At least the 9ers won and the dubs lost. two thirds of a good sports day.

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com

by Bluejohn on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Vomit.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

There you go - weight loss.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

exercise

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

but only some

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

"I haven't seen things this bad for the Kings in a long, long, time"

- G Man

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

They are veterans spanking us.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Purple Hearts

to everyone who has the courage to watch this horrendous display of basketball. I’m out. See you all in the post-game thread later.

by SoCal Diplomat on Jan 14, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

watching football , i am not going to torture myself.

by Beer_man on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Setting high standards, I see.

I like it.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How are they managing that?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm out. The rest of you are brave.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

Heading to watch the fight

Hopefully more exciting than this

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

im just stickin around

to see if they can get 25 by halftime

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

Just came in with my Niner Buzz...

…and now leaving and not wanting to kill it… wtf Kings?!

Remember I don't give a flying fuck!

by kromeace on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 PM PST reply actions  

Kings defense

making 40 year olds look like 25 year olds

by Smills9133 on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

NEW RECORD!

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

Woo hoo

We are the greatest worst Kings team of all time.

by Lotusprime on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

OMG

Petrie is next to go. He assembled this shit pile

@dampania | Section 103 Row V

by dampania on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Well, at least down here I can get tickets to a Clippers game to wash away this bad aftertaste.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Why

Did like the entire team start jacking up contested jumpers from the start?? The majority of these guys can’t hit wide open shots, fuck contested. How can five guys get beaten so badly by five other guys? The Kings are making the Mavericks look like the fucking space jam team……. I can’t endure any more of this tonight, I’ll have to try and bring myself to watch the second half tomorrow if I get bored of stabbing myself.

by Toby93 on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe MJ needs to give them his

“Special Water”

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking news

This just in:

“Using a bold and unprecedented strategy, the Sacramento Kings managed to put all the Mavericks asleep in the first half of Saturdays game, ending up with an easy 269-52 win over the reigning champs.”

Dance!

by rubenho on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Fewest 1st half points in franchise history!!

Ladies and gentlemen, YOUR Saramentooooooooooo Kiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggggsssssssssss

by nbrans on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

DISGUSTING!!!!!!

I don’t understand why it’s so hard to learn how to move the ball, and mover yourself on offense. It’s a fucking joke. These guys are pros.

by amonk81 on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

you have to be willing to pass

i wonder if they give nba players the wonderlick test before the draft. I wonder what tyreke would score

by sacman on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

eh..

they’ll get em in the 2nd Half

by JZiadeh on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

PW is laughing his ass off right now

Along with the basketball world… Smart is not the answer… this team needs to be loaded into a boat and then torpedoed.

Remember I don't give a flying fuck!

by kromeace on Jan 14, 2012 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

Jimmer should shoot

one thousand three pointers this half

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

might as well

no chance of winning so let Jimmer just practice his shooting.

by deadenddude on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Comeback in the 2nd Half?

if they do, GREAT, if not, oh well

by JZiadeh on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

if we did actually come back

i literally would not know what to make of it….

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It's like having to look at a car accident,

you really don’t want to see the mess, but for some reason you have to look.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

I’ve always defended our team and our players but this is bullshit.

Our team is better than this. I hope they get a tongue lashing from Coach Smart.

"Contraction, I didn't say anything about contraction. I'm talking about shrinking the league." - Lebron James

"Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today." - Barney

by DTG13 on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

but, but, we are young,

we just got a new coach, we haven’t had time to practice, the schedule is grueling, Chuck Hayes is injured, were hungry, Tyreke has a hang nail, DeMarcus has gas.

Give me a fricken brake. These guys are paid millions of dollars to give a good effort for 48 minutes 4-5 times a week. No more excuses. Heads need to roll.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It's 5 times for us in a 12 game season to date

I think may be cause for worry.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Kings could murder my family

and Id still be a Kings fan

I like that, and I like Kings basketball.

by CLopez63 on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

hahahahahhahah

hahahaha

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by nothingbutnet on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as bad as the Kings

Not much of an accomplishment tho

I like that, and I like Kings basketball.

by CLopez63 on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

It is the fourth game in five nights on the road against the defending NBA champions.

by Lotusprime on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

LOL

@dampania | Section 103 Row V

by dampania on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Coach B-Jax

must be rolling in his metaphorical grave

by AnkleMan on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously, the Maloofs

are broke. I am no financial guru, is there some magical way people with no money can fabricate currency to pay real professional athletes? They wanted the LA TV contract to save their asses….that is the only way NBA teams make money. Without a lucrative TV contract how will they ever be able to pay athletes in Sac? Is this all a total scam?

by Kingstime on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

Possibly. And notice the difference between Cuban and Maloofs....

Maloofs and Cuban used to both put in whatever it took. Maloofs starting cutting back, and not giving a shit about the team, but rather money, and everything started going south. Cuban kept on the good path and was rewarded. This is so disheartening.

by amonk81 on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

This.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

tyreke and mt23

dont really compliment each other that well. However Beno complimented them both pretty well. Just sayin

by sacman on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM PST reply actions  

Fire Smart

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

I watched my niners play a great game and was excited to see the kings after and this is what i get

by 49Kings on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

trust me

im not letting nothing bring me down.. thats the first time any of my teams won a playoff game in 5 years

by 49Kings on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What a disgrace, this whole team is a joke!

"I did not demand a Trade, the Trade Machine did" - Awesome

by KINGKENJI on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

Unless they make a comeback like in Chicago

"I did not demand a Trade, the Trade Machine did" - Awesome

by KINGKENJI on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

Game Thread II Is Open.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 14, 2012 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

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