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Kings 92, Pacers 88

26-8 4th quarter. Dance, biatches!

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This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I laugh every time I see this

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Gif of the year

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

you need to retire that cartoon of cousins...seriously.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow Bambooozled

You got some serious panties in a bunch tonight! Never seen such a grumpy Kings fan after an awesome win!

The endless pounding.
A hole, blacker than despair.
John Salmons is back.

by twasserm on Jun 23, 2011

by Dirkula on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Kobe looks like he wants to fight Cuz. He would lose.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Automatic rec

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

DMC Swag

" 1 + 1 = 3 " - David Kahn

by Shizzo on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This is giving me a Jimmer

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Omg...

I need a chick like that.
Just once a week.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

She’d make take mimeing to whole new level

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

god whats up with all the perv shit right off the bat go jack off.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

sorry a stripper pole is not the first thing i think of when it comes to this win

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Voisin? Is that you?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Funny,

it is precisely the first thing I thought of.

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by section214 on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

then go downtown and find some hookers.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow

Perfect response, Section, nice. Rec’d

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Troll! Hey troll! Troll troll troll!

How much is it to cross over your bridge you’re under?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There's no need to be prissy around here.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn I fell for the troll bit.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a troll and WTF does this have to do with needing to get laid?

Get a grip.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Marcus Thornton's attempt at passing

Proud supporter of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Columbus Blue Jackets.
Sacramento King for life.

by Crazy King Man from OZ on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

So its most def b/c you're not getting laid then...

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard!
- Wooden

by Get Jimmered on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL how infuriating.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jan 19, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Grumpy old bitch

by DiegoKing on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What’s wrong with strippers? I love strippers

by Since'89 on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions   2 recs

What the hell?

Not every dancer is a stripper. What she´s doing is extremely difficult and I thought looks really cool.

by rubenho on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

haha. ok

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you need to get rid of your clothes to strip, no?

Are you offended by the Kings Dancers when you go to a game?

by rubenho on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry if I offended you

But in fact she´s dancing, not stripping

by rubenho on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

It would actually take a ridiculous amount of upper body strength to do that.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

She's probably a better SF

than anyone the kings have at SF

"when young kids go to shootaround at the park, they shoot followay shots and buzzer beaters and pretend to be Kobe and Lebron…but what they don’t realize is that when they shoot more than 50 shots they are actually pretending to be John Salmons."

by TheFifthMookie on Jan 19, 2012 12:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, why you gots to do that thing that you are doing

You little minx, you know exactly what you’re doing, don’t you?

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Kings are Ava and the Pacers were Devil

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

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Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

Is that Barney?

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe so.

No mikev, no peace
Know mikev, know peace

by Mike Garza on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OH THANK GOD

"Cousins is the Blaster to Evans’ Master, the Hammer to Evans’ Sickle"- HP

by tomroadrunner on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

I vote Francisco Garcia for president.

Beast.

In these times, you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
~Carl Sandburg

by PurpleLoco on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

DURING the game!

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

OMG

this is wrecking me so bad, hilarious

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Caption:

Westphal: (on the floor writhing) Don’t Taze me Bro!

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I just changed my PSN avatar to this.

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

So sweet!

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

These guys are awesome!!! (the two on the left)

by chenp22 on Jan 19, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Funnist thing i've seen on here in a while

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard!
- Wooden

by Get Jimmered on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

QUICK

GET THAT MAN SOME MORE BITCHES. TWO WILL NOT SUFFICE FOR TONIGHT’S HERO

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

two only matches his cell phones

"when young kids go to shootaround at the park, they shoot followay shots and buzzer beaters and pretend to be Kobe and Lebron…but what they don’t realize is that when they shoot more than 50 shots they are actually pretending to be John Salmons."

by TheFifthMookie on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Omg...

I wish I had class with her!

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Psssh.

You never have class. ;)

Even though the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas!

by LeaguePassAddict on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Class personified baby!

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I tried but I really can't keep my eyes on the ball

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com

by Bluejohn on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Humina humina humina

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This is simply exquisite.

It’s perfect in many ways.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Fantastic

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still freaking laughing at this gif

It might be the greatest gif I’ve ever seen

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

heeee hee hee

funny bone, hit

..."You've got Burkle?"

by kingsforaday on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HELL YEAH

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Eenie, meenie, minie, moe

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is the GREATEST

EVA!!! Legs BOOTAY and gorgeous feet??? Damn!! :D GOOO KINGS!!

by Perezident of the Bahamas on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

aww

I missed the bandwidth window

"when young kids go to shootaround at the park, they shoot followay shots and buzzer beaters and pretend to be Kobe and Lebron…but what they don’t realize is that when they shoot more than 50 shots they are actually pretending to be John Salmons."

by TheFifthMookie on Jan 19, 2012 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

My all time favorite gif

No mikev, no peace
Know mikev, know peace

by Mike Garza on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

HOOD RICH, Y'ALL

No mikev, no peace
Know mikev, know peace

by Mike Garza on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Every single time.

lol

Former Infant / Future Corpse

by swoosh91 on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The internet is the weirdest thing ever

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Love this one

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the best of all time.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This one still cracks me up.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Izzy, Cuz and Cisco had the best individual games

but I’d give the gameball to Team Deefense

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com

by Bluejohn on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet Jesus, what a win!

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

My cat is happy about the win

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Take it off, baby, meeeeeow!

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

She's like "It's another Kings game"

Time to run around the house and be crazy.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Can't stop laughing!

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, seriously me either!

And yes, that is Don Cheadle shooting laser beams.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did my gif go?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I still see it

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by section214 on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird. Must be my computer.

Back to celebrating!

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No mikev, no peace
Know mikev, know peace

by Mike Garza on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Man, Aykis is excited!

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by section214 on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You think he's excited?

Feel these nipples!

/Costa’d

Never forget, I'm a complete idiot.

Follow me on Twitter
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by Exhibit G on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Until the dancing starts

It’s actually a little terrifying.

by Olde Greg on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Great

COACHING!!! Smart Guy going to that small lineup

by Perezident of the Bahamas on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM PST reply actions  

No mikev, no peace
Know mikev, know peace

by Mike Garza on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

NaBlood

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

(vomit)

Flagged

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh dear Lord

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Funniest gif ever

And most disgusting one as well!

The endless pounding.
A hole, blacker than despair.
John Salmons is back.

by twasserm on Jun 23, 2011

by Dirkula on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my!

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

why did people rec this?

ugh

"when young kids go to shootaround at the park, they shoot followay shots and buzzer beaters and pretend to be Kobe and Lebron…but what they don’t realize is that when they shoot more than 50 shots they are actually pretending to be John Salmons."

by TheFifthMookie on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

god dammit

Stop posting so many stupid ass pictures. Jesus Christ. Can’t we just have a good conversation? God give me a break.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Are you new here?

I thought I’ve seen you before.

by jveezy on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

In the world of the humorless,

anything is possible.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Humor is one thing

Acting like a child because the Kings finally won is another. Sorry, I expect more class from the leaders of this site.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Voisin? Is that you?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Claremont Mckenna?

I’m in Claremont!

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And Wally -

Don’t resist. Give in.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's about 500

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha yup. If flies!

A select audience would appreciate it…but it’s still golden.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet place...

I’m not anymore. Graduated, sadly.

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Ok

I still live here. ABD at CGU

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Didnt you hear?

We are all 2 year old perverts.

by X_47 on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, get ready for disappointment, I guess

This is not some new thing. The post game dance threads have been around for some time. Perhaps you have missed them because the wins have been so few and far between.

But frankly, you show up in this thread like some wet fucking blanket that wants to pee all over everyone else’s good time. If this type of thing is not for you, fine. Don’t participate. You think that there is no place for this type of stuff? Email TZ.

I’d like to discuss this further, but I’m afraid that with where your head is lodged, you can’t hear a word that I’m saying anyway.

Go KIngs.

Oh, and boobs!

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Ok.

No worries. I won’t be back. I didn’t know you dip-shits had “dance parties” after each win. I don’t dance. So I will spare myself in the future, but I’m here now!

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Bouncing Tits

When I think of a good win I always think of titts and ass. Great taste guys! And no I don’t need to get laid just for pointing this sexist bs out.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll email TZ

No problem. Yeah your head is up there as well you joke.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you so offended?

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Trolling troll is trolling

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not a troll. Ive probably been a member longer than you.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh..

… 20+ posts, mostly negative and inflammatory, on a thread that you supposedly disapprove of is the definition of trolling.

by henryclemente on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Look at my entire history Sherlock.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope sorry

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

You contradict yourself with every reply. Only a troll would respond that way. Besides, you’re clearly enjoying being the antagonist here— just like a troll would.

by henryclemente on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SACBEE COMMENTORS ARE HERE!!

Bam.. Rough day today?

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by J.R 50 on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Reke!? You OG'd!? Over Gold!

The endless pounding.
A hole, blacker than despair.
John Salmons is back.

by twasserm on Jun 23, 2011

by Dirkula on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding. We've been taken over by 3rd graders with a hard on.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not complaining

but you’re a little intense for something that is harmless fun.
9 out of 10 of us take even the worse ones for the humor and not in some sexual manner. Its all in fun. This intense on the little stuff, I’d hate to see you on something important.

35 and 31. I'm calling it now. Reke and Cousins 1-2 in most improved award both All-stars. Jimmer leads rookies in scoring, passing and Ole's. Make 2nd round of playoffs and Salmons is not here by seasons end.

by ElRonToro on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Who invited you to the dance thread, Betty Buzzkill?

Claremont Mckenna College
Forbes #3 in the West, #12 in the Nation
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"

Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//

by HarveySpecter on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome!

Gonzaga Bulldogs - 11 straight WCC regular-season championships. 13 straight NCAA tournament appearances.

by zag392009 on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Classic Cousin humor

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved the Radio call on the way home tonight! DANNNCEEE

His Moves Are Mesmerizing  GIF - His Moves Are Mesmerizing

Is cowboyron a chiropractor?- Wallywagon11
its questions like these that make STR oh so lovely.

Who wears a Kings jersey and rhymes with "Nothing but net??"

by fffindeed on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Coach Smart is the most articulate coach the Kings have ever had. Gif On chillin, Gi fOn!

Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.

Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)

And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.

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by Bluejohn on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Smart: We are trying to build a team. (Not focusing on individuals).

Isaiah is going to keep making noise because the guy has toughness.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God!

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMNIT, IRON MIKE ALWAYS WINS

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Smart immediately does more with lineups

Than Westphal ever did.
Very exciting stuff.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

The Kings just won a game where

they shot 30% floor, 26% from 3, 68% line.

Amazing.

SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!

by section214 on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

So you're saying the woman has boobs. Got it.

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't saying anything really...

More of a visual feast.

Smart Era, y'all.

by bench_blob on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll say

"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"

Miles from the novel "Sideways"

by A Night At The Arco on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, somebody was saying something?

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

No...

I’m saying she thought it was a great game.
=)

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah she has tits and somehow that relates to a great victory.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Great victory. Great tits.

How do you not see the correlation?

by CoolFinity on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

I'm sold!

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Why protest?

Why be so offended?

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I will say this and with all seriousness

Silk and HL need to learn how to throw up a comment first before the gif so one can collapse it. I do think that is the very least people can do. Not the end of the world but it should be done.

by wallywagon11 on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I just logged on to see what people thought

And all I got was Katy Perry and stripper poles

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is really just a victory thread.

The relevant insight will be posted in the game recap.

by CoolFinity on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And you're UPSET about this?

Celebrating: you’re doing it wrong.

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

When you get older you will understand.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Make sure you give an extra jerk for the Kings win.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

You say that like he wasn't going to be jerking off to that to begin with

duuuuuhhhhh

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my bad

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Have whipping cream will travel.

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Katy

Come over, baby, I’ll make you forget all about that Russell Brand guy

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Tick this one on the coaching

Going zone and the lineup was the key to the game. Not sure about the intentional foul in the end but I can live with that.

by tidge18 on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

I almost laughed out loud when Granger couldn’t score in a zone defense where he was being guarded by Thomas and Thornton.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That lineup with those two

plus Tyreke makes us really quick on both O and D. Hopefully Smart realizes that.

by tidge18 on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

It made Indiana look terrible.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that Thomas is doing well

Is probably adding to the pressure that Jimmer is facing which results in his lack of confidence. Hopefully he can recover quickly. But man IT is like the little engine that could.

by tidge18 on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

He's our starting point guard.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And IT had a DNP the previous game....why?

I am happy for the win. But YIKES!!!! How many games will we win shooting 30% from the field? Why did IT not play until the 2nd half?

I am sorry but Jimmer should NEVER get minutes in front of IT. The guy adds nothing if he can’t make shots, and he can’t make shots. His misses were ugly tonight and he doesn’t add defense, he is not a great passer, and he is not a rebounder. Jimmer must wait his turn now and actually produce next time he gets his chance to play because of injury or prove something in practice.

by nerdninja on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST reply actions  

Why dont you just link some real porn?

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha.

I really never intended to be the focal point of this thread. I enjoyed the win, but Katy Perry? A stripper pole? come on. I love sex with women and yes I get plenty but I have more taste.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but I guess this is an appropriate place for it?

Who knows….I’ll just go on being a Kings fan.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

To me it´s tasteless

to repeatedly call that girl a stripper.

by rubenho on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I said stripper pole

Isn’t that a stripper pole? Or..I’m sorry is that an Olympic put your vagina in the air competition rod?

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is she doing the Danny Granger?

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, we know you get plenty

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't she one of the new SKD dancers?

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah if I knew

That my comments would have been taken so badly I would have just shut up from the get go.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

But I'm fully invested now.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So you would have taken the high road before

But now you’d just rather be antagonistic because you’ve invested too much time in it already?

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I would have taken the high road and believed that posting pictures of Katy Perry and Stripper Poles and fat dancing black men was full of taste and relevant to a Kings win.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly

I just logged on to have a great chat about a win. Yes, I’m in the wrong place. I’m not a bad guy, I just don’t get all this GIF stuff. And I’m not old..im in my early 30s but I’m beyond gen Y so I guess I dont get it.

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

either adapt or get left behind

this is the internet bro. Gif’s are it’s bread and butter

by JVinci on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

well it's a gif thread so your getting just a bunch of dumb celebrating

I personally need to collapse some of the half naked women stuff for small children reasons at times though (and personally some of the stuff doesn’t make me laugh either way). I am not sure if you know this but if you still like to look at some of the gifs, you can shrink coments.

For instance, here in this very comment go ahead and click what I wrote in bold above (i.e., well it’s a gif thread so your getting just a bunch of dumb celebrating) and it should shrink the rest of my comment.

If gif threads aren’t for you nevermind but if they are but you don’t like some of them would suggest emailing Ziller to get a clarification and/or shrinking the gifs. I personally just shrink comments and think if people post stuff they know is a little over the top violent or sexual, they’ll hopefully post a comment in bold on the top.

by wallywagon11 on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Alrighty then, well, do what you gotta do

As for me, I’ll……. JUST DANCE

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

We're just concerned

… about your stress levels. :-)

by henryclemente on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

FINE, WALLY

Be an adult then. Ugh.

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man

I love you silly sons a bitches

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll say this once.

It’s pole dancing. Not stripper pole dancing. The lady in the video is a national champion in this dance style. She’s not a stripper. Look it up, and shut up. My wife does this. If you insinuate again that my wife is a stripper, we have issues. If you don’t like it, leave and never come back. I’ll flag you every time you call that stripping pole.

WAKE UP SACRAMENTO AND BUILD A NEW ARENA!!!!! - Me

by ibon on Jan 19, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Bamboozled you IGNORANT SLUT!

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice recap

Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."

by Slam_Dunk on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It really tells me everything I need to know

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

By Popular Request, Katy Perry in Kings Purple

Uh-OH, 3rd quarter is not looking too good…

Wait, the 4th quarter starts, The Kings Have a Chance…

YES!!! No Shit, Katy… The Kings Have A Chance…Watch closely Katy….Isaiah Thomas Can Do IT…..

KINGS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Smart Era, y'all.

by bench_blob on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

Good golly, miss Molly

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

She's amazing.

Her and Sofia Vergara are the best.

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
It were done quickly..."

by Ichiban on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

But recent photos of Gina Carano, and her gif above, are making me quite a big fan

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You should go see her new movie

With Ewan McGregor.

I know we're gonna lose but I still think we're gonna win.

by LOUiECOG on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone please post more pics of Katy Perry?

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM PST reply actions  

UGH, I gueeeesssssss

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

did she get a boob job?

I screwed up. There is no other way to say it... - Ailene Voisin

by Bambooozled on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure he can multi-task

I jhaavre beem, andd I’mk tyhpping justy fine

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by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I know of

Her boobs have been that big as long as she’s been famous, but that doesn’t mean she didn’t have them done at some time in the past.

Al Davis 1929-2011 Just rest in peace, baby

"Da greatness of Da Rooster" - RLangford

Follow me on Twitter @FernandoRGallo

by darooster on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hair is really good in this pic.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

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