Hello everyone and welcome to the most frivilous fanpost you'll read all day. Right now, the Unofficial Sactown Royalty Fantasy League has two open spots available and one of them CAN BE YOURZ! If you want in, you just need to (a) be a complete dork who enjoys wasting their time (b) be an active owner that can hopefully be available for the draft and (c) answer these stupid ass questions [please note, I know some have already asked to be in the league but I am going to let the entire league vote on who they want in so if you are still interested let me know in this thread because I am only directly them to this thread and who asks here.]
1. Can a swallow carry a coconut?
2. Who wins in a fight: Cowboyron or Chapu?
3. Which game is better: Candyland or Shoots and Ladders?
4. If you were given a chance to name it, what would be the appropriate name for Ziller's cat?
5. Favorite way to prepare a steak?
Answers these stupid ass questions along with posting an email account, and I'll get the invites out by Thursday. I have zero clue how much demand there will be but just in case, in the event that a second and third person tie for votes, tie goes to either the first person who happened to ask to get into the league or the one with the better bribe.
Originally I laid out all of the league settings and tried to write some silly content here but for whatever reason the website now likes to eat my fanposts about 3 or 4 times whenever I try to write a fanpost so going to have to keep this a little short. Basically, it's a 12 team league, head to head, auction draft, 2 keepers, and it's a basic 9 category league (points, fg%, ft%, threes, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks, and turnovers). It's an espn league and the draft is going to take place Thursday October 25th at 8pm pacific time. Again, a very basic auction league but the one sneaky thing is the keepers. And yes, if you are invited you are going to inherit a team and yes you can keep whatever 2 players you want (or none at all if you really want to). Oh by the way, Tig Ol' Bibbies has Lebron for $88(a leg up for those who read this far).And remember, you aren't just "competing" because you have no life. It's also because of ... The Saucy!