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First and foremost, I’d like to take off my figurative hat to the brains behind Fans Thank Maloofs Night. The event not only gives our fan base the opportunity to state our displeasure in a civilized and family friendly manner, but also allows for a showcase of our creativity and humor.

In the last few days, I’ve been wondering what exactly I would do at FTM night. I know my goals for the event are:

• Make as many people as possible take notice that something strange is happening in Sacramento. My hope is their curiosity leads to some background reading about our plight and, ultimately, attention to our cause.
• Make the Maloofs annoyed and perplexed.
• Have fun.

With this in mind, I’m floating the idea that we do a group A Song of Ice and Fire parallel. We can dress in cheesy medieval attire and be Northerners rebelling against Southern Maloof injustice. For those of you who would feel uncomfortable at the game/walking through the parking lot dressed as such, at least it would kinda blend in with the Kings.

Sign ideas include:

-Lannisters Sit the Iron Throne (perhaps with photoshopped pictures of the Maloofs on Joffrey, Jamie, Cersei, Tyrion, etc.)

-The King in the North (with a picture of KJ)

-Relocation is dark and full of terrors (with David Stern’s face in a flaming heart)

If you would support such weirdness, discuss.

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