Sactown Royalty's Valentine's Day Card Boutique
by Aykis16 on Feb 13, 2012 3:31 PM PST
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Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and as such, Sactown Royalty has prepared some Kings-themed Valentine's Day cards for you to print out and hand to your loved ones! Enjoy.
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Hahaha. So full of Lin
Second I saw this I wanted to make one for Evans with the Thornton line.
But the Westphal & Whiteside ones had me rolling. I know these took time, but well done and Rec’d.
by SPTSJUNKIE on Feb 13, 2012 3:34 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
oooooh YEAAAAAH
Needed this one today.
Great to see “boy crackie” as me and my friends used to call him at the top of the list!
"when young kids go to shootaround at the park, they shoot followay shots and buzzer beaters and pretend to be Kobe and Lebron…but what they don’t realize is that when they shoot more than 50 shots they are actually pretending to be John Salmons."
Wow Aykis
This is brilliant. Well done old chap
GREENE! You’ve been superfluously apostrophe’d! - andy sims
iashwash, you are the voice of reason - Holmdel
My feelings for you
are deeper than my range.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:39 PM PST reply actions 19 recs
I was going to ask you to be my #1,
but I traded it for J.J. Hickson.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:41 PM PST reply actions 21 recs
Sorry that we couldn't afford a card,
but please accept this coupon for two free Jack in the Box tacos when you purchase a large fountain drink.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST reply actions 27 recs
Happy Arbor Day!
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:43 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
You make this coach "Fuller" on Valentine's Day
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:45 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Happy Valentine's Day...
Idiots.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:47 PM PST reply actions 16 recs
These are all awesome but this one is my favorite
Although you could have added “You people”
HERE WE STAY
THIS IS OUR TEAM
"Oh Boy!"
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble...
by The Crown Royal Gentleman on Feb 13, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
Turn the sprinkler system on...
cuz Section is on FIRE!!!
Yeaaah...can you feel it baby?
I can too -- Marky Mark
by Boogie Knight on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
I’m crazy for you, Valentine.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:48 PM PST reply actions 10 recs
Let's be more than chest friends
this Valentine’s Day.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:50 PM PST reply actions 9 recs
Whiteside, Westphal, Cisco and MWP are my favorites
You are brilliant, Aykis. B-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t-!
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 3:52 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
On Valentine's Day,
no one forgets the Yeti.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions 9 recs
Even Shaun White loves Beno
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble...
by The Crown Royal Gentleman on Feb 13, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Is Shaun White pinching Yeti-nipple???
Yeaaah...can you feel it baby?
I can too -- Marky Mark
by Boogie Knight on Feb 13, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
"I didn't catch your love or anything else thrown at me."
by 49er16 on Feb 13, 2012 4:17 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
AAAAAANNNND ONE!
"when young kids go to shootaround at the park, they shoot followay shots and buzzer beaters and pretend to be Kobe and Lebron…but what they don’t realize is that when they shoot more than 50 shots they are actually pretending to be John Salmons."
by TheFifthMookie on Feb 13, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
[two hands, three fingers extended from each]
Thanks for the memories, Mikki…somehow, your demeanor made those seasons more bearable.
I miss Big Mike and his Arco Thunder monologue.
by RJinFairOaks on Feb 13, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
Unfortunately his play didn't
I did appreciate his effort though
Never Turn Back - Crush 40
Being a Fan: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name!
by raiderking21 on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
Agree 100%
I miss Big Mike and his Arco Thunder monologue.
by RJinFairOaks on Feb 13, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I
woof you!
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 4:19 PM PST reply actions 10 recs
Still trying to figure out which one my wife will like the best
They are all so nicely done
Frances Amthor: I think you're a very stupid person. You look stupid, you're in a stupid business, and you're on a stupid case.
Philip Marlowe: I get it. I'm stupid Farewell My Lovely (1975)
And in this vein I get what I want how I want it because I am the customer. You might want to remember that you thieving scumbag mongrel bitches.
nate21h@evilcowtowninc.com
yeah this is my fave too
my fiance will not understand this though. she hates fish too
These are amazing. So, this is where you have been hiding out. Making Valentine Cards.
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
This deserves a hug and A Kis
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
by Slam_Dunk on Feb 13, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This is genius
And had me cracking up within seconds. I can’t possibly pick a favorite. So, so good. Well done.
Crap! I just spent $5 for a card at CVS
that doesn’t express how I truly feel better than PW.
by Crocoduck on Feb 13, 2012 5:09 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Valentine's Day Lament
Peja Stojakovic lay stretched out on the loveseat in his fashionable Natomas townhouse, with a glass of single malt whisky balanced on the rippled wall of his stomach and his eyes gazing at everything yet nothing while turned towards the ceiling.
I wept soulfully in the background, filling the room with a tragic aria that thoroughly suited both his and my mood. For beside him, tossed down on the cocktail table like a Grant Napear insult, lay the letter he knew he should not have opened because it was not the first piece of poison he had received over the last few heart wrenching weeks.
The bearded line of his mouth gave a twitch of contempt at his own lack of willpower. If he’d utilized a fraction of the tough mental strength he was known for out there in the European world, he would have binned the letter unopened with the dismissive disdain it deserved.
He had discovered, however, that physical strength and mental strength and emotional strength were three separate disciplines, especially when applied to me, his hot-tempered, infuriatingly independent, sensationally sexy dark-haired vixen of a beat reporter. His beat reporter.
He took a slug of the whisky. "Indiana? What is there for us in Indiana? Why, Ailene? Why does it have to be Chris Webber or me?"
Damn Chris Webber, I thought, as I gently stroked the thick hair on Peja’s muscular and toned forearms. Damn the Maloof’s, too. And Geoff Petrie. And Marty MacNeal. Damn them all. Damn them all to the furthest reaches of hell.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions 12 recs
I'm here for you Baby.
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
by Slam_Dunk on Feb 13, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
YES
The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful.---Ron Swanson
Amazing Aykis
There now I've met the 75 word count. -pookeyguru
Lol omg I was laughing so hard at these
Especially the westphal one!!!! Man it never gets old.
by CousinsEvansDUO on Feb 13, 2012 7:39 PM PST reply actions
My love for you is the best love that has ever existed in the history of love. It cannot be surpassed.
by betweentheeyes on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
I LOVE Jack in the Box!
when will the Kenny Thomas Reign of Terror end?!!??
by diehardkingsfan5 on Feb 13, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
“I love you like I love the Grateful Dead. Wait, what? You’ve never experienced the brilliance, the joyous, beautiful sensory explosion that is the Grateful Dead? Allow me to explain them to you using quantum physics as a comparison. Uh, wait, what was I talking about? And for the love of all that’s holy, quit bogarting that doobie.”
by Olde Greg on Feb 13, 2012 8:52 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
It's Valentine's Day and I want to show you my love, and I know just what to do to put a smile on your face.
Let me give you a hint: Do you know my hometown?
by betweentheeyes on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 PM PST reply actions 9 recs
I'm sorry.
The rules clearly state that you may not use the same joke twice in a two week period unless :
a. The joke is at the expense of Grant Napear, Ron Artest, Ailene Voisin, or Bill Walton,
It was in response to Cowboyron or Jimmered,c. Nobody saw it the first time, or
d. You’re a site-mod.
Oh. D.
Even though the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas!
by LeaguePassAddict on Feb 14, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions
Aaaand no clue why it formatted item b in that way.
Strange.
Even though the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas!
by LeaguePassAddict on Feb 14, 2012 6:37 AM PST up reply actions
This is completely different
The last time I was the cunning linguist. :)
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That's nasty:)
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
Tell me, tell the world, your decision
Will you be my Valentine?
by betweentheeyes on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
And then you open the card
and it asks why you bet on baseball.
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by section214 on Feb 13, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
wow, mind meld
I miss Big Mike and his Arco Thunder monologue.
by RJinFairOaks on Feb 13, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
it must be the age of photo
it matches up so well with the timing of that moment.
I miss Big Mike and his Arco Thunder monologue.
by RJinFairOaks on Feb 13, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Bravo!
This has made my Valentine day! Hope the wife likes the card I made her!
WAKE UP SACRAMENTO AND BUILD A NEW ARENA!!!!! - Me
One day we can make love in the dark corners of this building.
by jveezy on Feb 13, 2012 9:25 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
FIRST
I miss Big Mike and his Arco Thunder monologue.
by RJinFairOaks on Feb 13, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
the J.J. one had me dying, World Peace was dunny too.
Good job !
by WE NEED A DEFENSIVE MINDED CENTER on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 PM PST via mobile reply actions
On Valentine's Day let's ESC together
and erect a monument to our love
by betweentheeyes on Feb 13, 2012 11:38 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
...are you up for a little forehead?
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by section214 on Feb 14, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I swear I saw him in a Simpsons episode.
+1 for whoever gets the reference.
" 1 + 1 = 3 " - David Kahn
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by section214 on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
section215 it is!
" 1 + 1 = 3 " - David Kahn
by Shizzo on Feb 14, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
My hunger never stops
for your love. Happy Valentine’s Day
by betweentheeyes on Feb 14, 2012 9:45 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I
U.
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by section214 on Feb 14, 2012 9:59 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
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