Open Super Bowl Thread
by Tom Ziller on Feb 5, 2012 1:15 PM PST
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PrintSince there is literally nothing else going on in sports this afternoon, and because many of us will be watching it, how about a Super Bowl open thread?
No Puppy Bowl spoilers!
SBNation.com has comprehensive SB coverage, of course. Here's a stream on the commercials (with many of them already posted), and a stream on the game itself and everything associated with it. (If you 'like' that stream, all major updates will go straight to your Facebook news feed. It's quite useful for big events like this.)
The teams are covered at Big Blue View (Giants) and Pats Pulpit.
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Ah my friend, you do not know the barrage of cuteness you have been missing out on.
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Let's go Kings!
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by Aykis16 on Feb 5, 2012 2:20 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Wooo! Free Taco's for everybody if the Kings win the SuperBowl!
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by iashwash on Feb 5, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm sorry I had to laugh (:
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My eagles are out :(
Go pats but I’m fine with either team winning
by 2002HauntsME4ever on Feb 5, 2012 3:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
As my wife said when seeing Kelly clarkson
Someones been purging since they were on snl 6 weeks ago.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 3:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions
She was probably saran wrapped a little in that dress
but she did look to have legitimately lost a few pounds. At least she did not flub the anthem.
by Ronacin on Feb 5, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I got Pats by 24.
I hope the second half commercials are good.
The world is not your Trade Machine.
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You must be from Boston.
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Nope, just sensing a blow out.
My team lost 2 weeks ago on a fumbled punt.
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Technically
Two fumbled punts. It still hurts James. I also sense pats blow out.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 3:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
yeah, I was somewhat kidding
But man oh man, my brother is a Pats fan. The endless “Patriots!” text messages I’ve gotten. Ugh.
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Hate Giants, Hate Patriots
literally just turned on puppy bowl instead, but its almost as bad… maybe theres a dirty jobs marathon on
Brady intentionally grounded
While in the end zone.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
this is a horrible super bowl for northern Cali.
I want the kings
by 2001nbachampions on Feb 5, 2012 3:45 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
well, jimmer is happy
Ny born
by 2001nbachampions on Feb 5, 2012 3:45 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
That was a horrible tackle
Turrible
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 3:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Goddamnit the giants are so lucky to even be there
i cant watch this shit, there should be Packers jerseys or Niners jerseys on that side
Defense is easier when you get 12 men
12 angry men.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I don't even understand
Do teams get away with playing 12 men? How does that happen?
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That was horrible defense
If the lb just slid over instead of turning his back he has a int.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 3:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Someone needs to make a GIF of that Victor Cruz touchdown dance for our post-game victory threads.
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If only you could get rid of the xlvi.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
He's got some moves.
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
O gifs in the game thread.
Sheesh.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
K i should log out, i'm just going to keep typing something bitter and angry
every few minutes…
….closing statement… everyone talks about the niners game, i dont think people get how lucky the Giants ever are that they beat the packers
they got fumbled all the way into the superbowl, now they’re gonna beat the shitty patriots who should have lost to the ravens, and everybody is gonna love the giants and peaches is gonna be happy….
throws up
Yessssssss your anger
Use it. Come to the dark side. Also the pats aren’t dead yet.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
How is Liam Neeson in that movie????
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I am a man with a particulate set of skills
Honed over a lifetime of being in crappy movies.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
hey btw......
did i mention the giants are lucky?… and stupid ( i was gonna subconciously type in ‘gay’)… but that grant hill commercial must be working
So you're saying you don't like them?
Or you don’t like like them?
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
im saying, whoa distracted by howard stern commercial....
….anyways, i’m saying, fuck the giants in so many words
They should use "Kashmir" for every promo
Seriously. Love that riff.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:10 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Very much agreed. His scholarly tactics are especially appreciated even in these illustrious regions.
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Bradshaw should be embarrassed
That was turrible.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:13 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Yes,
but what I got form the commercial was that it took at least two seasons for that dog to lose 15 lbs, and that just doesn’t look worth it
Took me about a year to lose
60 so that’s five a month. Not that bad and really wasn’t that hard.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
The giants wr's are really good.
Really really good.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:17 PM PST via mobile reply actions
And their running game is bad
Really really bad.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I'm pretty sure you werenot the target audience
For that commercial.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Hey, I liked that commercial.
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
I'm pretty sure you ARE the target audience
For that commercial.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
There's an idea.
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
What's the record for receptions?
Welker might break that.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:24 PM PST via mobile reply actions
You know what I said earlier about the giants running backs
Yeah forget that.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:27 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Should be the niners out there whupping the pats
Oh well next year.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions
i was excited out of my mind
for Packers vs Niners nfc championship, that would have been incredible
but the fuckin giants had to get all lucky and now they win lombardi trophy
at least tom brady sucks
Maybe we can stop comparing him to Joe Montana
Ffs.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Is it just me
Or do those sonics look just like fiestas and wrx’s and fits.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:33 PM PST via mobile reply actions
this is was Skip Bayless predicted would happen to
i FUCKING HATE THAT GUY, now he’s going to think he’s actually smart
I think he already thinks he's smart
Thats the problem with him.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
i wanna slap the shit out of him
really he is literally my least favorite “famous person” in the entire planet
I'm pretty sure Stephen A Smith is the mist obnoxious person on ESPN
But Bayless is second. The fact that Both of them are on one show us almost too much to bear though.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
to me Stephen A smith actually wins their arguments on that show though...
…and i mean losing in arguments to Stephen A is not a good sign… assanine-assaten-assaeleven!
When bayless and Smith argue
Nobody wins. Especially not the viewers.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
When two asses fight, it is the grass that suffers.
by PurpleHurts on Feb 5, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm rooting for the GMen
Because one more Super Bowl and Brady ties Montana. **** that
by Scirocco on Feb 5, 2012 4:40 PM PST via mobile reply actions
i wish there was some possible way that they could just..... both lose
like the refs just call the game and say “these teams suck ass, nobody wins, trophy returned to nfl”
Whats funnier
How horrible this game has been or the fact that the pats could go ahead with a td here.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:46 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Cant give Brady that much time
Just can’t.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 4:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Honestly though
This is a pretty entertaining show. Shes singing really well.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Last year was the black eyed peas right?
Thats not a high bar to clear.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Oh I remember.
Wish I could forget.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Madonna's getting old. Almost fell on her butt at least three times,
but she was better than the Black-eyed peas of last year.
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
She's as old as my mom
And I’m 34. Let that sink in for a second.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, I know how old she is.
Asked if the Kings had any intention of trading Cousins, basketball president Geoff Petrie said, "No."
somewhere Ron artest is smiling.
by 2001nbachampions on Feb 5, 2012 5:14 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
Hey the artist formerly known as
Chad Johnson. I think I found a rooting interest.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:24 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Brady is just dissecting the giants here.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:27 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Can't put a LB on their TE's
That’s just asking for trouble
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Not on Hernandez anyway
Gronk is hobbled so you can but not Hernandez.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:31 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That is true
Giants gotta answer now
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Pats might have too big a cushion now
The way Brady is playing.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
With Victor Cruz getting shut down
Manning is having offensive trouble.
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Nice hit by Chung
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That last hit was also Chung
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Moore. Chung is 26
Moore is 29.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:40 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Ugh, damn it gotta remember to do my research
I wish the Raiders had kept Moore
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Blackburn dropped Ellis
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*Green-Ellis
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Kinda bittersweet
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Um I know it's the first nix commercially available in the states but the car is like
Fifteen years old overseas it’s not that big a deal.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Bradshaw has been shut down all game
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Yeah. He's been decidedly average.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 5:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Pats line doing a good job of containing him
Jacobs hasn’t been decidedly better either.
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Out of a scramble
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Brady's gamble did not pay off
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Nice catch by Manningham!
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Lots of miserable people in New England right now praying for a miracle.
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But with 57 seconds and Tom Brady
They might get it
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Make the holy water rain down
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Bradshaw should have just went down
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Bets on wether the Pats can do it?
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It is going to be quick. I say......
No, the Giants D has been too good.
by betweentheeyes on Feb 5, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Agreed
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Like they said
It was the one TD you don’t want to score
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Getting pretty close
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You don't see Hernandez do that much
And Brady sacked? Things are getting bad for the Pats
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Kings games maybe?
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I want to see the souls of a million New Yorkers crushed, but I also want millions of New Englanders have their hopes rised only to be crushed.
I DON’T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR?!?!?!
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by iashwash on Feb 5, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Pats still alive
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Not that it matters
But I’m just curious, why?
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lol
really only because they beat the packers and niners when i feel they should have lost both games
Lol thought so
I noticed that Raiders fans (such as myself) were rooting for the Giants and Niners fans were semi-rooting for the Patriots.
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seriously though, im a packers fan too not a niners fan
the giants dont know how lucky they are the packers deciding to commit football suicide instead of actually playing that game
it was gonna be packers back to back, it was meant to be
not that i care as much as it sounds like i do, but fuck that shit
It's not okay
They don’t have Hassan Whiteside.
by Hit4TheCycle on Feb 5, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I know, I hate fat boners too bro.
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Wow.
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Giants Win!
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I'm (:
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Kinda weird. Not a fan of either team (or NFL in general),
but for some reason, even though Giants are underdogs, didn’t like them winning.
Wonder why that is.
This.
My Super Bowl prediction streak is now at 7!
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I wish I would bet on it
Then I would be everyone’s best friend (:
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It's ok man, people still want to be your friend.
I mean, not me, don’t get me wrong. But I’m sure there are people out there that want to be your friend.
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Well considering I'm me
Then I should tell you that not even my friends want to be my friends. Love-Hate relationship without the Love
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You are a depressed dude.
I apologize for insulting you.
<3
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Except on my good days, then I'm just sad!
Which makes me wonder why I am so optimistic about the Kings sometimes
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Btw, no need to apologize
I’m actually less depressed than I seem (:
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The minute you start betting on it
is when your streak comes to an end. That’s just the way it works.
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That's mostly why I just stick to online casinos where no money is actually won or lost
I get the victorious feeling without ever worrying about losing my money
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Depending on who and where I play
I might not mind, or maybe I will
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Damn miscounted
It was only 6. Steelers-Seahawks was the last one I got wrong.
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NotAWhateverTheFuckHeIs!!!!!
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ok, time to go play basketball, and enjoy some real sporting action
instead of watching two teams i want to lose play eachother
Even the commercials this year weren't that great
Down year all over.
by Lotusprime on Feb 5, 2012 7:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
If Sacramento had a NFL franchise,
wonder what it would be called.
The Sackers?
The Politicians.
This.
The Knights
‘Cause they would always be a step behind the Kings, which means they wouldn’t be any good.
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by raiderking21 on Feb 5, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Can you imagine the corporate sponsorship opportunities of being called "The Mentos"
The Mentos! Sacra’s favorite minty fresh football team!
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8 very nice games tomorrow night
Kings v. anyone, Lakers v 76-ers, Nuggs,v Rox, Clips v. Magic, Spurs v Griz, Jazz v Knicks, OKC v Blazers and even because they are evenly matched Raps v Wiz.
There was an awesome Pats facepalm gif near the end involving the entire bench.
If anyone has it.
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"
Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//
Oh, it's already online. Found it...dibs on STR. :P
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"
Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//
by HarveySpecter on Feb 5, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
Wait a minute.
The Superbowl was yesterday?!?
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Which I will eat.
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