Sh*t Kings Fans Say..
by bryancox11 on Feb 5, 2012 3:29 PM PST
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PrintI know that most of you have seen the "stuff _____ people say" videos on YouTube, so I thought it would be awesome to compile a list of stuff that Kings fans say regularly. I think it would be awesome and I would appreciate it if I got help from all of the lovely people here at Sactown Royalty. Just let me know all of the catch-phrases that you use often while watching the Kings, and I'll be sure to include most of them in the video. I really want to get as many responses as possible and I plan on starting the video next week. I want to thank you all in advance for the help. I know this video will be amazing. If you have any ideas for the video as well, feel free to let me know on here and I will try to incorporate all the ideas.
If possible, try to include some catch phrases about all of the individual players, coaches, past and present, personnel, pretty much everything that Kings fans often say.
example: "Tyreke is NAPG", "Jimmer!" or "Red Flag"
(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)
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back in the old days....
by 2001nbachampions on Feb 5, 2012 3:46 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions 2 recs
This could be really funny
“I wish Tyreke would stop fading away”
“No, no, no, Yes!”
“Why isn’t Jimmer playing?”
“I wish Jimmer was playing”
“These refs suck”
“Why is John Salmons still out there?”
“Why is Travis Outlaw still out there, put John Salmons back in”
Author of NBA Mashups. Follow me on Twitter here.
by Aykis16 on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
More
“Stop standing around!”
“Someone pass the ball”
“You have a whole 24 seconds to make a play, not just the final 5!”
Author of NBA Mashups. Follow me on Twitter here.
The 24 second thing is my biggest complaint
and it usually rears it’s head when the game is tight dammit!
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
by lietothegirls on Feb 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
It's my favorite thing about Isaiah
He gets us into our offense super quick.
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A few more
“Yes, yes, yes, NO!”
“Why is Jimmer playing?
“I with IT was playing”
“Why are Salmons and Outlaw playing? Put Greene in.”
“I think Reke should start over Salmons at the wing”
by nobodyinparticular on Feb 5, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"Rise the hot hand!"
"I gotta have more cowbell"
by CowbellKings on Feb 5, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
"Reply fail"
"I gotta have more cowbell"
by CowbellKings on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How about
“I really think we’re going to be good this year”
“We have the worst record, so we’re getting the 4th pick.”
“We signed who? For how much? Sigh.”
“I still think we won the championship in 2002. There’s at least an asterisk.”
“It’s about time we fired that coach. I really think we’ll be better with Musselman… Theus….. Natt…… Westphal…..Smart” [this one is done montage style]
“I really miss Rick Adelman.”
Draft Lottery ones
“Well at least us sucking means a better chance in the lottery”
“I hate the lottery!”
Author of NBA Mashups. Follow me on Twitter here.
"How come everyone remembers the Robert Horry shot but not the Mike Bibby?"
And that's wassup.
by Sacramento_Strong on Feb 5, 2012 8:52 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
“What was he thinking?”
“Calm down Demarcus… ah crap!”
“Good thing we have Isiah Thomas”
“Seriously, another missed free throw JT?”
“Great, another self-imposed 5 min. scoring drought”
“Can we play the Warriors every game?”
“I don’t care, as long as they stay in Sac”
“2002 NBA champion Sacramento Kings!!!”
by abasketballfan on Feb 5, 2012 8:58 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
LOL! Can we play the raptors every night!
by CousinsEvansDUO on Feb 5, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
Fire:
Adelman!
Musselman!!
Theus!!!
Natt!!!!
Westphal!!!!!
SACTOWN ROYALTY - Try our thick creamy shakes!
by section214 on Feb 5, 2012 9:07 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
THIS.
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"
Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//
by HarveySpecter on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
Except for most people, put a
…can we have Adelman back? at the end.
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"
Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//
by HarveySpecter on Feb 5, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
“Wow they’re so lucky that cousins shots keep rimming out”
“Why doesn’t cousins just do that every time, it’s not like anyone can stop him”
“Why the hell do they keep passing to salmons, ignore him and go to cousins”
“Why is Jimmer driving into 5 defenders and pausing in the air instead of shooting 3s?”
A few more:
“We should trade Mitch Richmond”
“We should trade Chris Webber”
“We should trade Peja Stojakovic”
“We should trade Ron Artest”
“We should trade Kevin Martin”
“We should trade Tyreke Evans”
Author of NBA Mashups. Follow me on Twitter here.
by Aykis16 on Feb 5, 2012 10:32 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
“In Petrie we trust”
“Fire Petrie!”
“It’s ok, we have Hassan Whiteside”
Also, I think one of the things Kings fan say needs to just be incomprehensible screaming with various bleeps thrown in between.
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by Aykis16 on Feb 5, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, I think one of the things Kings fan say needs to just be incomprehensible screaming with various bleeps thrown in between.
Aka the Pookey
by SPTSJUNKIE on Feb 5, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you kidding me?
But he is only 19!
But he is only 20!
But he is only 21!
But we are a young team!
by MichaelMack on Feb 5, 2012 10:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
"I fuckin hate this team."
" 1 + 1 = 3 " - David Kahn
by Shizzo on Feb 5, 2012 11:15 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
One of the G-Man's several awesome lines.
At least, I’d always find myself saying them back in the day.
“3 Ball on the way!….3 Ball in the well”.
“Heeeee’s got the triple!”
“Barely rippled the twine!”
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"
Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//
by HarveySpecter on Feb 5, 2012 11:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Anything involving the Malindas.
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"
Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//
"Beat LA!"
"I gotta have more cowbell"
by CowbellKings on Feb 6, 2012 5:19 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
A selection:
F*ck the L*kers
F*ck Kobe
F*ck Horry
F*ck Bavetta
F*ck Anaheim
F*ck the Maloofs
Am I missing anyone?
"Woof"
"I gotta have more cowbell"
by CowbellKings on Feb 6, 2012 7:32 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
"Where's the foul?"
This could be interpreted two ways in why is there a foul on the Kings (or the JT hands in the air and flabbergasted facial expression), and the where is the foul on the Kings (or the Demarcus stare at the refs as he picks himself up off the floor after being hacked to pieces by three opposing players).
My two favorites
Luck the Fakers!!
Here We Stay!!
Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say. - William W. Watt
Every game thread (it seems)
These announcers suck!
and
League Pass sucks!
and
OMG! Stop turning the ball over! We suck!
This.
Here are the things I say during Kings game all the time for each player
JJ HICKSON
Hickson with the fixin’s (after a put back or rebound)
Stop shooting and Jam it in their face (after missed shot)
OOOH God please just make 1 free throw
Now we got some action yo
DMC
Cousins is playing a mans game
Feel the DMC
Here we go ! (DMC takes a charge or rebound)
Cousins making things happen
Now we got some action yo
TYREKE
Tyreke taking the game over
Stop fading away from the rim
Jam it on them TY
always going to the right goddamn hand
Now we got some action yo
JT
JT playing a mans game
JT in the paint
J motha fuckin T (good)
Now we got some action yo
CHUCK HAYES
Here Comes The Chuckwagon
The Chuckwagon is circling
Hayes playing D
Now we got some action yo
ISAIAH THOMAS
The Mighty Minny!
The Mighty Minny for Threeeeeee
Now we got some action yo
F GARCIA
Come on baby
lets go Garcia (everytime he comes in)
And thats why we still luv ya (after he drains a 3)
Garcia back to the bench Jack ass
DONTE GREENE
Greene’s got the green light (making 3)
Greene making them red (good D)
JOHN SALMONS
Time to Fear the Fish (when he come in)
FISH ON !!! (solid d)
Fish Taco’d (after great d)
Salmonella’d (after every 3)
I say these thing during every game, if i dont i feel like I jinx the team. I have been saying all this stuff now for along time
its kinda like during a SF Giants game whenever Buster Posey comes to bat I have to say “ok lets play a little ring around the rosey, Posey”
No, I never said "Hey sweetheart I'm Rookie of the Year." I told her "I'm Tyreke Evans" though............Tyreke Evans
by 1damutt on Feb 6, 2012 10:37 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Hope you where yelling them with me as I do at the TV
No, I never said "Hey sweetheart I'm Rookie of the Year." I told her "I'm Tyreke Evans" though............Tyreke Evans
I like "Reke Havoc"
"I gotta have more cowbell"
by CowbellKings on Feb 6, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Lakers suck!
Warriors suck!
Wouldn’t Doug Christie look great next to ____?
"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!
by caseycheesecake on Feb 6, 2012 10:39 AM PST reply actions
Why don't we trade _______ for Lebron
K9
Mikki Moore
Garcia
Outlaw
Whiteside
The Maloofs
by kurtis22 on Feb 6, 2012 12:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, well . . . we're not very good right now
but when the kids grow up – !
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
""Fire_____!"
Insert:
Coach
G.M.
Owner(s)
Mascot
Player
Team doctor/Medical staff
Trainer
Mayor
City Council Member
Any citizen of Anaheim or O.C.
Newspaper
Newspaper writer
Blogger
Ect….
by StevenG on Feb 6, 2012 1:29 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
One word
“Jerryism”
"Smelling the cork from an open bottle of wine is like smelling a woman's ass before you make love to her"
Miles from the novel "Sideways"
by A Night At The Arco on Feb 6, 2012 1:33 PM PST reply actions
Babe ,can you bring me a beer ?
I feel sick when Salmons is on the floor .
Man , I fuckin hate Jim Gray!
I love Smart.
Wow these guys are playin D , NICE!!
Some people I don't pay attention to...
But isn’t Jim Grey that dick that asked Peja about the Lakers after he won the 3 point shootout?
"Crescit cum comercio civicas"
Throw it around the back so it look fly when I pass//
Just to avoid the block go high off the glass//
I'm killing them out there they gon' have to bring caskets//
This all I hear after the baskets *swoosh*//
by HarveySpecter on Feb 6, 2012 3:43 PM PST via Android app reply actions
We're down 30 in the third quarter. Where's my drink?
I fucking love this team!
GOD this team sucks!
I just Jimmered
Everybody knows we should’ve won in 2002.
"Jimmer's not THAT bad".
Jimmer sucks.
Jimmer Les.
Get Adleman Back.
Burkle.
Can we trade the Maloofs?
by Travis Mays Hayes on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 AM PST reply actions
Peaches sucks.
OP sucks.
What happened to Wheels after work?
by Travis Mays Hayes on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 AM PST reply actions
Just have on certain dude keep screamin for jimmer
WHY ARENT THEY playin jimmer!!!!!!!
play jimmer!!!!!!!
JIMMMMAAAAH!!!
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