In light of the public turd that George Maloof dropped on the Kings' fanbase a few days ago, I thought it best that we have a repository to place some of our anti-Maloofian anger. Now, some of us around here may take a little more direct path of expressing that anger, which is absolutely valid and correct, but I believe that the Kings' fanbase can rise above the baseline bile that we all share, and to raise our disdain for Clan Maloof to a much higher intellectual level...such as the ancient art of Haiku.

So please feel free to contribute to this, Your Official Maloof Hatred Haiku Thread...

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Maloof Daddy Bucks

Once so plentiful to see...

Now worth two percent.

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An Ed Hardy shirt

draped over a douchebag...

Look! It's George Maloof!