We've had Haiku. We've even had a few Limericks.
Now's the time to spill some more anti-Maloofian bile here on StR, and what better way to make fun of Our Beloved Bankrupt Vegas Carnies than to make jokes featuring them?
Example: Joe walks into the bar at the Palms with a big pile of steaming dog crap in his hand, and tells Gavin and George: "Hey, look what I almost stepped in!"
Let 'er rip. Do us proud!