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Tosh.O: Why waste everyone's time if you didn't have the money? At least we had this press...

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Tosh.O: Why waste everyone's time if you didn't have the money? At least we had this press conference to clear everything up. As you know, every powerful family has a motto. Let’s put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many Maloof family mottos you can come up with. "A Maloof never pays his debts." @monsterlicious35 Tosh.O: Insolvency is coming. "Least Valuable Asset: Our Word" @041113846806103 "Like antibiotic resistant syphilis. Hard to get rid of, makes you insane, and embarrasses you to admit you have it." @andy_sims Tosh.O: Descriptive but not a motto. "hEy biTChes wuT hAppeNed to thE m00f cUp? #cHroNic4lifE" @sKatepoMONA1996 Tosh.O: That's actually from my pink haired, skank intern. Says she attended to, "take guys virginity for weed." [pause] "Joe, stop calling." "Forget the team. Take the Ed Hardy." @andy_sims Tosh.O: [grimaces] What? No 50yr old wears Ed Hardy t-shirts! "Maloof family is classy, committed and top shelf." @GrantNapearShow Tosh.O: Full disclosure: he is a peach headed douchebag on the family payroll. Go back to putting your fingers where your lips are puckered. "Three Maloofs, six faces." @andy_sims Tosh.O: Andy, hits three deep shots in 20 seconds. Why is that small Mormon orphan on the roster instead of him? "Family Moto = H.F,F (Hors, Fast-food, Famousness)" @GavMaloof Tosh.O: [laughs] Fake twitter accounts are all the rage these days. Well times up!

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