And there I was, woken up by a loud boom. "What was that?", I asked out of pure inspiration. "It was me yelling boom!!", a woman said with a childlike eagerness. By looking at this woman I knew she was of Oriental decent, but the question is..... What kind?? Que loud orchestra hit.
I woke up with a lot of questions I didn't want the answer too. Like, why is the ceiling fan blades replaced by scarfs, why are the scarfs stiff, why am I laying on a broken off headboard when there's a bed next to me, why can't i tickle myself, why is there an S in lisp, and finally, why is the T.V. on to Dora The Explorer on SAP with english subtiles? "that doesn't make sense!!", I shouted out of pure inspiration. I guess for a more authentic feel, I thought, and I've always said since i was six, Swipper should and looks like he has a heavy accent. By this time I decided to look more at my surroundings. I suddenly realized I was at a suite in a hotel, because of the sign that reads "Hotel Suite." I see a huge sliding glass window out of the corner of my eye and felt it was my duty to walk through it as is customary with windows and doors as such. As I'm to the window I see a nice looking Asian woman, she is pretty but she had little sweet and sour beef on her bones, you know what I mean? But I kind of digg that to be honest. I walk out onto the balcony and all I see is casinos, fountains, shame, blown college tuition, and a hooker that doesn't look like she gets a lot of business. I turned to leave but I see a man in the corner crumpled down to the ground with lemonade poured all over him. "I think your dead!!", I shouted to him out of pure inspiration. I kick him gracefully in the ankle to see if hes alive. No movement. I stopped caring immediately and go back inside. "You see shoe?" the woman says to me. "No shoe. how did I get here?", I asked quickly. "Cuab" she says kinda like Jackie Chan kinda. "HOW!", I shout quielty. "We sit in car for a minute or two." I quickly understood she wasn't going to help anything. I decide to explore the fancy looking place and find the bathroom out of pure inspiration. I look in the mirror to see a bunch of lipstick marks all over my face, except they look like frowny faces so I figure I'm going to have to get to the bottom of that later. I look in the mirror to see three men asleep in a Jacuzzi looking thing. After a closer look I realized that the water had a immense amount of 5 dollar bills in it. It kind of looked like a bad tasting cereal that i would really like to be apart of. At that moment I heard song and a buzzing, "Teach me how to Jimmer, Teach me, Teach me how to Jimmer." I see the phone on the counter, so I reach and pick up the phone and press the green button making sure not to make a sound. "Hey, Gavin. Gavin. Hey GAVIN. GAVIN! He's not talking to me! I swear, sometimes he can be such a vagin." I hang up the phone out of pure inspiration. Then immediately after that another phone rings, " wat the f-ck you doin??? BULLSH-TTIN, n-gga I be splargin, i beg my pardon, cuz yalll n-ggas is starving, lookin for a bargain." That's great, I thought. Maybe this person will know whats happening. I pick up and answer as fast as i can. "Hello", I asked. "Hey man, Hows it feel to be a King?", Guy #1 says. "A king of what", I said. "That's funny man. Hey Gear up, I heard people think you guys might be really good if Evans gets some mid-range going." "Evans who?", I said. "That's the spirit bud. Later." "Peace." "SHOE!!!" yells the Asian woman. Every things happening so fast. The door rings, I run to the door. "Here's the pizza you ordered." "Oh Dope."
Do you like a woman with a with a little sweet and sour beef on her bones?
Yes (7 votes)
No (2 votes)
I just like the Kings man, chill out (21 votes)
30 total votes