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All those mock drafts?  WRONG.

There are some clever people out there, Sam Amick, Ziller, James Ham... probably some more, maybe, and they have breaking information and updated drafts for you to agonize over, now at intervals of every 90 seconds.

I'd like to say it's over now, but it isn't. What I can tell you, is that everyone so far has been wrong, except one guy. How do I know?

I'm sure you've all seen those stupid pictures being posted on Facebook about how the future is now, because:

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Well, this is a hoax. The actual date set by the great Christopher Lloyd was October 21, 2015. This hoax has been passed along to millions of users by Helmsman Sulu of the USS Enterprise, in an obvious attempt, not so much to suck in stupid people, as to force the smart ones to debunk it, thus proving that time travel is impossible.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK.

Sulu sent these shenanigans from the 23rd century. Everyone knows this! In retrospect (or is it futurospect?), this was a dumb move by the Lieutenant. It only calls attention to time travel, which no one has been thinking about at all since Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes killed Hitler in Sao Paolo in 1958.

But the fact of the matter is, I have traveled to the future. This is how I know what happens. Actually, one person who covers the NBA will post a mock draft in exactly 21 minutes, which will nail what every team in the lottery does, 1-14.

I have instructions to stop him before it happens, lest we have to listen to another infallible "expert" opinion for the next 12 months. There will still be roads where I'm going, because I'm only jumping ahead about 15 minutes. Don't worry, I'll be back at what you think is 4:30.

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(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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