The Palms ladies dancing to "Pokerface." Miss Turkey. Kate Upton. Great Aunt Mildred. There are always commercials repeated so frequently over the 80 or so Sacramento Kings games on Comcast SportsNet that they become running jokes, if not part of our collective psyche. Use your creative powers to imagine in what ways the advertisers can haunt us this season, with particular focus on spots that might say something about Kings basketball itself.
Also feel free to remember inane commercials from the past. Kings jingles included.