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Vivek Puns for Every Kings' Opponent

[Hello, I don't post much here because you're all way smarter when it comes to the shooty-hoops than I am, but this topic is right up my alley]

Last night the Kings beat the Phoenix Suns in a preseason game and our fearless leader Vivek Ranadive tweeted a sweet pun to christen the win.

What a great tweet. As much as I'd like to believe Vivek will keep this rolling all season long, I tend to doubt it. This was his first pun tweet about a Kings win this season, failing to take advantage of wins over the Clippers and Lakers a week ago. This is in addition to the "the Kings will probably only win nine games this year" argument.

My point? We need more puns! So, for your enjoyment, here are the Vivek puns (as imagined by me) for the other 28 teams in the NBA.

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Wow those puns were awful. I trust you can all do better and I'd love to read some in the comments.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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