I was traveling on an epic 2-week honeymoon roadtrip during the last six Kings games of the pre-season, and I wasn't able to check in on STR or any NBA news, so I've been completely out of it in terms of any new Jerryisms that might have developed during any pre-season telecasts.
In advance of the tip-off of tonight's first regular season game, I'll be re-posting in this thread the established rules of the STR Drinking Game as of the last revision. If any of you share any new worthy phrases that should be added to the list of drinkable regexps from either Grant, Jerry, or any other member of the broadcast team (Kayte?!?!), please share them here in the comments, and I will either add them to the game rules or keep them for consideration while observing how often they are used during telecasts of the first few games.
In the meantime, I hope you will go to the Davis Beer Shoppe, Davis Food Co-Op, Corti Bros., any Nugget Market, Whole Foods, or any place where you can at least find an IPA of the level of Drake's 1500 if not Ballast Point Sculpin or a local product like Knee Deep. But since this is a mid-week night, let's not get carried away and make it a double IPA. Aim for 7.0% ABV or less. If you are hop-averse, you may choose your favorite old man beer, or whatever's handy.