The Holidays are Over. The Holidays are approaching! Why aren't we having fun yet? Not enough wins my friends, not enough wins. It's that time of year to beg the fat man "Can I please get a little sumptin' sumptin' in my Purple stocking?" Hey! Shhhh! Not the fishnets in the bottom drawer behind the [cough,cough, uh never mind] - the Other one. The one I have tacked to the mantle next to my signed 'Barbara does Broadway' handbill right where I keep my oh so empty porridge bowl.No newsflash, what we need is a more balanced and yes, more talented roster and only YOU can help me.
And Please Sir, I'm so hungry.
Time to whip out that good trade you've been dreaming of through the enemic shooting, some good if not quite epic big and littlest man performances, another winless week, anger, frustrations and blind devotion to Kings basketball.
This is the place for your well thought out trade idea!
This is also the place for all your pipe dreams, or for some wacky ill-advised nonsense just because the numbers match up in that Trade Machine Thingy. Trade for players you love, trade away players you hate. Just trade to make the team better without regard to emotion - or make it all about emotion.
HINT: NO HINTS!
Oh . . . OK. A Big time Stud - or short term enough so that you won't be crushed by "that kills our future flexibility!" comments.But actually - do whatever you want!
That's what this is here for, to keep other posts from wandering into
'I think we could still draft Kawhi Leonard or Damien Lillard, or sign Iggy!'.
Out-think !Inspire Pete D'Alessandro (pleeeease) who no doubt scans these pages each day seeking our collective Muse. Please out-think anyone associated with the last 5 years of Kings thinking. You never know, YOU may gain wide acclaim and Fame for your brilliant move!
ESPN Trade Machine: Click HERESURGEON'S GENERAL WARNING: ONLY TOTAL ABSTINANCE PROVIDES COMPLETE MOCKERY PROTECTION!
(Don't forget to 'save' the trade so you can share it and sum up the trade in text as well for those at office computers) Please USE the Trade Machine, don't throw out some nonsense that wouldn't work Cap-Wise. Thank You