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Mbah a Moute for Williams: Was it a good trade? I dunno ... Let's consult the anagrams!

Some talent evaluators have likened him to notorious former Big East tweener-forward busts, but I would call comparisons between DERRICK WILLIAMS and Tim Thomas or Hakim WARRICK MILD LIES, thereby acknowledging some kernel of truth in those scouts' estimations.

DERRICK WILLIAMS' and Patrick Patterson's shooting percentages have been a SIMILAR WRECK; LID-over-basket issues seem to be a persistent bugaboo for both so-called stretch-fours.

It's no secret that DERRICK WILLIAMS hasn't enjoyed his time on the court learning Coach Adelman's sophisticated offensive system, but he seems to have fun with his teammates before tipoff; "during shootaround and lay-up DRILLS, I'M WACKIER," he said.

DERRICK WILLIAMS has a sense of humor that is not for everyone; the first faction of Wolves fans he alienated were transplanted Texans of Irish descent; "Sometimes for fun, I DRAWL LIMERICKS," he said.

When LUC RICHARD MBAH A MOUTE was asked how he could contribute to the effort of turning around our losing culture, the Cameroonian prince sprightly remarked "AH...I AM CHAMBORD CULTURE!" before breaking into a story about his royal family's travels to France's Loire Valley.

LUC RICHARD MBAH A MOUTE continued to recount fond memories of his European travels, including a story of romance between him and a sturdy woman with a magical culinary touch at Barcelona's famous Museo de Jamón; "MARIA COULD BUTCHER HAM so exquisitely, I wished to make her my princess," he said.

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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