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This Week's Asinine Trade Thread. December 15th is here!

It's December 15th and the first opening in trade availability is here! Free agents signed over the summer may now be traded so watch the flood gates open!! (I think)

It's been hours since that happened - "Why hasn't Pete D re-tooled the roster yet?!!" What's up buddy?

Where are the holes? I'd say the biggest are defensive stopper, Mbah Humbug!, backup PG and perhaps at PF, though Carl Landry will show up at some point. Shooting guard ain't so great either but what do you bring in to supplement promising rookie McLemore without hurting him? Barring some change of current malaise Jason Thompson also clearly needs a change of scenery and what is to be done about that?

Pete D needs HELP! Sooooooooooo

Time to whip out that good trade you've been dreaming of through the enemic shooting, some truly wretched defensive performances, anger, frustrations and blind devotion to Kings basketball.

Dazzle us!!!!!!

This is the place for your well thought out trade idea!

This is also the place for all your pipe dreams, or for some wacky ill-advised nonsense just because the numbers match up in that Trade Machine Thingy. Trade for players you love, trade away players you hate. Just trade to make the team better without regard to emotion - or make it all about emotion.

HINT: NO HINTS!

Oh . . . OK. a stud PF or PG - or short term enough so that you won't be crushed by "that kills our future flexibility!" comments.But actually - do whatever you want!

That's what this is here for, to keep other posts from wandering into

"How good would Kevin Love look next to Cousins?!!!"

Out-think Geoff Petrie !Inspire Pete D'Alessandro (pleeeease) who no doubt scans these pages each day seeking our collective Muse. Please out-think anyone associated with the last 5 years of Kings thinking. You never know, YOU may gain wide acclaim and Fame for your brilliant move!

ESPN Trade Machine: Click HERE

SURGEON'S GENERAL WARNING: ONLY TOTAL ABSTINANCE PROVIDES COMPLETE MOCKERY PROTECTION!

(Don't forget to 'save' the trade so you can share it and sum up the trade in text as well for those at office computers) Please USE the Trade Machine, don't throw out some nonsense that wouldn't work Cap-Wise. Thank You


(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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