Sacramento Delight - Cowbell Gang

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Sacramento Delight

(Set to "Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight")

This one was tough and not as changed as previous ones, but i took a shot- Very hard to do with this, didnt realize what i got myself into here

Rapper's Delight"

I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
Till they bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the wave of the boogie, The refs give a T

Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm learning to play D,
And me, Malone, and my team are gonna try not to move our feet.
See, I am Rudy Gay, and I'd like to say hello,
To the Black, to the Purple, to KJ, and the team,
The 6th man Sacramento. But first, I gotta
Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie,
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie,
Let's ball, you don't chomp
Make the hoop that'll make your feet stomp .
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
And the next on the mic is my man Cuz,
C'mon, Cuz, sing that song!

Well, I'm Cuz the buzz, the leagues best,
The Refs fight for my T’s tonight.
But I'm the grand center with the 2 MCs
That shock the house for the young ladies
And when you come inside, into the front,
You do the pick, roll, and do the bump
And when the sucker Kobe try to prove he’s good,
We're a treacherous trio, we're balling like in the hood!
a-From game to game and from time to time
I sit down and write a brand new whine
Because they say that technicals never cease
Malone’s gonna have to create another press release

I'm gonna rock the court 'til you can't resist,
Goon Squad, I say jump like this

Well, I was walking home late one afternoon
A reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
That I'm vicious with the ball and slapping tables
This young reporter I did adore,
So I rocked some vicious moves like I never did before
She said, "Damn, fly guy, I'm in love with you
That Red Flag legend must have been true"
I said, "By the way, baby, what you name be?"
Said, "I go by name of Kayte C
And you could be my boyfriend, you surely can,
Just let me quit my boyfriend called Blake Griffin."
I said, "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy, or even cute,
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit,"
I said, "You need a man who's got finesse
And Sacramento across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night,
But can he rock a party 'til the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little Kia,
But I can bust you out like Cisco Garcia!"
I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it.
An' I'm here an' I'm there, I'm Big Bad Cuz, I'm everywhere
Just throw your hands up in the air
so they don’t get you for another foul by the basket there
Let's do it, don't stop, y'all, a tick tock, y'all, you don't stop!

Go Sac-ra-men-to, whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
I'm gonna get Acy, gonna get some Gray, drive right to the rim OK,
Everybody go, "Sac-ra-men-to, California"
You say if JT starts actin' up, then you get Dwill
I say pass, drive, what can I say?
I gonna slice them up every time I play,
So I just shoot a three and bust 'em out,
I give the rest to Master IT so he can shock the house

I said M-A-S, T-E-R, a. I with a single T
I said I go by the unforgettable name
Of the man they call the Master IT.
Well, my name is known all over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.
I'm goin' down in history
The best pizza guy there ever could be.
Now I'm jumping up highs and you're feelin' the lows,
The beat starts gettin' into your toes
You start poppin' your fingers and stompin' your feet
And Slamson’s pumping you up while while you're in your seat
And then damn! Ya start doin' the stomp, I said
Damn! Right outta your seat
Then you throw your cowbells high in the air,
Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere
Ya rockin' to the beat without a care,
With the ringing cowbells for the affair.
Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang
But I block power fowards just the same.
I got a little face, and a pair of brown eyes
All I'm here to do, opponents, is posterize
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The fast break don't stop til I’m one on one
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Like an alley ooped pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
Pop da pop pop, don't you dare stop
Come alive y'all, gimme whatcha got
I guess by now you can take a hunch
And find that I am the baby of the bunch
But that's okay, I still keep in stride,
'Cos all I'm here to do is just own your behind
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Rock rock, y'all, throw it on the floor
I'm gonna juke you here, I'm gona juke you there,
I'm gonna juke you outta this atmosphere.
'Cos I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
I'll put TNT in your behind. I said
One, two, three, four, come on, bench, get on the floor
A-come alive, y'all, what the hell
'Cos I'm guaranteed to make you yell
I said one, two, three, four, tell me, McLemore
What are you waiting for?

I said a hip hop,
The hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
A Skiddleebebop, we rock, Mcadoo
And guess what, Sactown, we love you
'Cos you rocked and a rolled with so much soul,
You could rock 'til a hundred and one years old.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But we like kings wins that we can toast

Rock it up, Carl Landry!
Carl Landry to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
To the shot, shot, its so hot
Come on everybody and ring your bell to the beat!

Have you ever went over to Oracle Arena to play
And the team just ain't no good?
The Salmons's soggy, the Hayes looks like mush,
And the JT plays like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying you’re rebuilding
And then your friend says, "Maloofs, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you cannot sell
And your mayor says "Man, there's plenty of buyers "
So you pile some more bs on your plate
While the stinky team’s steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to move
And then you look at your team, and your owners's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly team that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the years you watched
And then you run to the bay for quick relief
From a buyer name Ranadive
And then see your team two weeks later
To see how it has been
And he says, "I understand about the suckage fans,

but we're still not done"
With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, a you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie's T

(This is a FanPost from a member of the Sactown Royalty community. The views expressed come from the member, and not Sactown Royalty staff.)

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